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Post by Skogstroll on May 6, 2010 10:00:38 GMT -5
Made it past the military cordon all right...
For those who don't know me, I'm Skogstroll, a Dutch 25 year old weirdo! I was a member of the old ZSG, but dissapeared for a while to return to the Big Land because of some problems on the Homefront.
Since then things have setteled down and went back to normal. Well as normal as possible.
My English may have gotten a bit rusty in my downtime, but I'm working on it. So if there's some incorrect spelling, be gentle all right?
About the cookies, I didn't know what you all liked so I brought a few boxes of everything with me in my backpack.
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Post by Karcentric on May 6, 2010 10:15:58 GMT -5
Welcome back from the Bigland!
Glad another old ZSGer found their way here. Don't worry about spelling my grammar will surpass it very quickly.
I call the chocolate chip cookies.
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Post by Skogstroll on May 6, 2010 11:03:35 GMT -5
Thanks Karc,
The Zone is a wild place. I think I might need some time to get used to it again... but it's good to be back.
Yeah, I should have some choco chip cookies in the backpack.
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Post by Carnageman on May 6, 2010 11:26:16 GMT -5
YOU! I REMEMBER YOU! Did you take your mighty sausage knife with you or are we supposed to have it somewhere?
And hand me the smoke cookies.
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Post by Skogstroll on May 6, 2010 11:43:26 GMT -5
I remember you too! Hmmm the mighty sausage knife... uh... to be honest, it doesn't ring any bells.
All I remember are the Hello Kitty boots, the stash of Trans. Vodka, bottles of absinth, snorkshakes, the nukular shrooms and uh... something else... and me trying to set up a trading post of my own, with reasonable prices.
Smoke cookies... shmoke cookiez... *searches backpack...* Damn it man! I'll get you the smoke cookies as soon as possible! Have some stroop waffels in the mean time.
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Post by Carnageman on May 6, 2010 12:41:29 GMT -5
As the print that hath been carried onto the first and most ancient variation of holylith paper of the ZSG triword exposition displayeth,
Would you wish to be reunited with the mighty sausage knife?
Oh man, stroop waffles! Awesome!
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Post by Afterburner on May 6, 2010 13:24:08 GMT -5
Oh hay,you're the one always up to Siddy murder.
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Post by Skogstroll on May 6, 2010 14:10:36 GMT -5
What you sayeth!? I certainly do not remember swimming in llama pee... let alone fresh llama pee. Was I drunk on Trans. Vodka or something when that happened? Glad you like stroop waffels. Also: Oh hay,you're the one always up to Siddy murder. Of course I am! That fat bitch has overpriced wares. 60K for a suit that's bugger and 20K for an assault rifle that I can scavenge off a dead Duty dude for free. And no I didn't kill that guy! |
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Post by Carnageman on May 6, 2010 14:26:30 GMT -5
Yeah, all the times you tried it he regenerated. At least, that's what the ancient scriptures speak of.
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Post by Skogstroll on May 6, 2010 15:10:46 GMT -5
So I read... well maybe I could just put my resources into setting up that trading post instead of trying to kill bad ol' Sid...
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Post by Διμι on May 6, 2010 16:04:17 GMT -5
This is indeed cause for celebration!
*pops cap off bottle of T-Vodka*
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Post by imperialreign on May 6, 2010 18:57:05 GMT -5
Welcome back, man . . .
you'll find we haven't really changed . . . much. Although, I'll dare say our antics are a bit more rampant than ever before . . .
I guess it's from not being stressed out camping so close to the center of the zone - we're even closer now. The monolith has excerpted it's influence.
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Post by Διμι on May 6, 2010 19:31:45 GMT -5
^
-blah blah blah blame the Monolith for everything, Svoboda takes no responsibility for shit-
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Post by imperialreign on May 6, 2010 21:39:43 GMT -5
Svoboda takes no responsibility for shit- Damn straight! Nice to see others share my viewpoint. ;D
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Post by Afterburner on May 7, 2010 2:23:30 GMT -5
Shush, don't speak things like that, skogs. Sidorovich is an enemy to us all.
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