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Post by Carnageman on Jun 12, 2010 14:28:31 GMT -5
ALL HAIL THE SIDOROLITH! The Call of Sidorovich will spread feces over many a land. None were spared from the BOLT HOLD GERMAN BAGNET , sprinkled with insane DOGFOOD powder laced with Dragunov's merciless spam posting, spanning over various (mostly harmless) RP threads, incinerating them with Admin anti-spam flamethrowers. Without ending sentences, which is WRONG, and punishable by immediate instant inhumation incidentally involving insane international immigrant isolationists. "Inevitably inhumane, incest isn't interesting, is it?" Igor inquired irritably in indolence , sticking PILLZ up HIS FUCKING NOSTRIL to stop the niggardly abundance of tildes, that always hold bolts open. Unless the is grammatic fecally, in lexical and morphological and nonsensical and imaginary rapist needs. Verbose is this despite racial differences, because Burnzz is ruler of ZSG in his dreams. Dimi grows worried that camelspit will flood the Earth with its Trolololactive pygmy swine, drowning the mighty BOLT, through the HOLD, into the OPEN having ran, survived. Carnage arranged for a mighty Hawaiian deportation, increasing Duty's wages and Freedom's naive retardation. Drafting without consideration, fecal grammar supplied Karcentric's already decreased Soviet rail service to an alarmingly insufficient number of Sidorovich clones, cyber warriors hired by Stormbringer , the storm bringer from Yantar who brought storms upon Cathmelar in Rostok, who was drunk from drinking lolcamelspit, various incinerated ginger plants, and Snorkshake, which spread over diet sausage and DIED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOL YOUR trinitrotrolololulene is a wonder to behold in Chaosshade's Pripyat stash and station for Monolith employees working minimum wage jobs for Barkeep, who gave favors to those who sold information to stalkers, at outlandish discount prices. Basil attacked every camel that was using a mobile while flying to X10 so he could test Burnzz's lobotomy procedural manual on the lolcamels with granite hammers and rabid flying poultry fried in flight was served with fecal grammar sidewinders wagglan through the said openings in the roof, applying mighty Bes - The Latex Avenger (TM) to the said openings. The resulting Zeno clones were pretty cool guys, unlike the original Sidorovich who liked SNORKS WITH TITS, cos he's weird in his tastes just like the Burers he adopted and Jeniskunk, who unlike most stalkers adores Sidorovich, marrying him and his son of many a snork underhusband rottweiler. GINGER ALE! MIXED WITH VODKA! WOULD CREATE NEW son of a суким сын, if Cyrillic was decipherable by western elitists (read: fags). Soldier's a soldier, regardless of his intentions to obey orders. "Well, fuck you!", was his response to Baldy, whose blackpapermoon he burned and roasted over the flaming helicopter pilot, Twig, whose Mil Mi-26 had pwnt Father Diodor under orders from YOU CAN'T GO THAT WAY STALKER! <<<Triple sevens suddenly tripped over the rotting, disgusting corpse of a Sidorovich- no, FUCK Sidorovich. A CUNT HE IS, beyond all plausible recognition or Karcentric's fecal grammar, the forced meme, or even the BOLT HOLD OPEN. ImperialReign stood on his awesome PARATROOPER armor trying to beat his waifu that wat'd, causing to be as mutated as Adder, an RP faggot. Maginot stumbled around , breaking his teeth on Burnzz' fist of demented do0m, then Burnzz was caught doing something so vile, murdering the weaponless Duke using mighty KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, whose CP collection acquired from Father F. Your RP sucks. Get rid of it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "SHLAGLBLAGLHUEHUEHUE", coughed Cathmelar when his throat filled with snorkshake and various chunks of pseudogiant semen. Ashamed, the mad bandit drowned his memories in T-Vodka to stop fapping to the memories of the grossly overrated PDA game that Hawaiian sold at his market stall FOR 1000 GET!!!!!! Hawaiian used the BOLT HOLD OPEN to open a BOLT HOLD CLOSED in a crate full AUF DEUTCH owned by Skinflint who last saw Max steal the shitty black stew from Chef for hermaphrodite ban evaders. They GET BANNED, not unlike Sidorovich. Running low on pygmy bandits and absinthe, the Alcoholic TITSNORK yet again consumed the Bar's supply of T-vodka, energy drink, and changing finished sentences. Major Kuznetsov ordered favors of questionable services like dancing zombies and topless snorks performing amazing aerial anomaly acrobatics and allowing assorted assembled artifacts access across an absolute abyssal architectural abomination like the zone. In the Swamps there was no working televisions for GETTING THE GET. The get got BADANNDED, leaving desolate turds laying around the story (Karcentric's posts were not responsible for this) leaving a foul on Sidorovich's face from cheaper business deals with the bandit bandwagon, brave Bolshevik babushka broadcast stopped this stercus using typographical errors. Spooling much thread, the expensive leathery strumpet of Sidorovich carved Sirorovich's hide to look like Zeno, the penicamel. Colonel Petrenko purchased a stop to the Communist Party from Tooth for an incredibly low. "INCREDIBLY LOW WHAT!?" Incredibly low sea, stooped even lower, telling me what foolhardiness Burnzz does not afraid of becoming spammed by infinitely karcentricesque grammar transported inside failroad steppe merchants' spleens. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exterminating trader colonies, PUT DISSPENSSORRR HERE! PEZ dispenser Burnzz dispensed amazing BOLT HOLD OPEN PARATROOPER MAGAZINES WITH CAMO CONDOMS! GREAT SUCCESS! THROWS JEWS DOWN RACIST JENISNORKS, BANNED. Comrade Premier Dartz, the great Soviet Trolololith carried banburners, torching sum Falchion the traitor Renegade was given one rusted DOGFOOD can and no spoon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sudden midget paragraph created added tension above Bar rubble, making it suck Carnageman's vacuum cleaner, 60 000 RU cheap Sunrise armor. Sidorovich's courtesan JeniSnork takes it up Carnageman's willing rectum. Cries of terror found in Garbage were caused by the thick. Auspicious like circumstances featuring MC Docent Suslov, playing Ganja's mixtapes over DJ Garik's favorite jacket, effectively taunting General Tachenko's tourette's ridden bitch. Ara, the mercenary was pimp slapped into obit for speaking when the emo bandits hadn't yet cut themselves. JeniSnork removed letters from the briefcase containing Burnzz's rantpost and nontypo recorrections. Swallowing lines is a healthy diet for fatass Sidorovich who never exercises because he's dead, having received the weekly foot up the nose due to faggotry. Thus, Ara came twelve buckets, delivered an ass-whooping pizza to their doorstep, hopped to the army, bribed the 3ws gods allowing Svobodaformatting, drove back the enemy of BOLT HOLD OPEN: the snorkolith tildes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Duty madmin Burnzz abused his admin authority to excise posts from Members he wanted removed from the ZSG. Yes, the titsnorks were targeted for inhumation by Burnzz. BOLT HOLD TITS? As it is oblivious that Duty and JeniSnork's feculent snorks were creating THE GAME. Yes. Titsnorks raped Burnzz's dog and died. Indeed, however, despite being dead the snorks never regenerated. Burnzz was inhumed by Jeniskunk's four word posts , with Svobodaformatting taking apart The Zone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DJ Garik, MC Ganja, and Major OG Father Valerian were deafened by Carnageman's absinthe fart which burned through MC Docent Suslov's expensive Sunrise suit. After despicably insulting The Monolith, Burnzz was publicly hanged for the traitorous TITSNORK massacre, openly defiling The Monolith, but he regenerated as Sidorovich, selling Jenisnork's favours to vainly try to 5678GET and succeed! Regenerating as himself, Lutiy generously raped Burnzz arse for his belief in Sidorovich being a shemale like Jenisnork. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banned members should be sent to gulags and transformed into BOWEL HOLD DOGFOOD IN BOLTED PARATROOPER VIDEO CLIP MAGAZINES WERE SENT TO Duty funded playgrounds. Where they got sum dam fine steak for their very last meal before the Monolith applied Bes - The second least useful Latex Avenger (TM), to wear cheap expansions in tight places, with bad style and fitting of Internet Rule63 to annoy certain madmins in Duty. Someone stole my entire inventory when suddenly my bike melted in Fruit flavoured drinks. The zombiefied Dutyier Burnzz loves fruit punch corroding his remaining bowels. Jenisnork's undulating drunkard stagger bought all the loners' lusty looks, paying 60 000ru for some of Jenisnork's nipples. Kremen bought Morgan's Bloodsucker pee stash and drank it. "All of it?!" "That's right sweetheart. All. Of. It." That caused problems for shemale Sidorovich Jenisnorks who decided that creating factions was unacceptable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inconspicuous looking stalkers often mutilated the mad drunk bloodsuckers from beneath the mountain of used vodka, fornicating with the FUCKING MERCDOLGOLITH FLAGS. It sounded like a constipated man trying desperately to take a vicious diarrhea monster on, while juggling jellyfish, suffering horribly as Sidorovich sold his parents to slavers for controller ankle warmers. But they launched themselves into a posting frenzy induced pink eye suffering snorkoliths, who, having raped Seth verbally, were pwnt, raping his ass verbally and ineffectually. Irregardlessness of antidisestablishmentarianism, Seth's butt ached painfully and metaphorically. Yep, both. Zeno's FUCKING AWESOME CREATION WHICH IS GRIPPING KHAAAAAAAAN'S MANGINA TIGHTLY LIKE SETH'S TITS WHICH WERE UNNATURALLY dangling. Controller Bullshit jumped the gun-totting plane hijacker with a Mohawk, Cherokee, Seminole, Lakota super peace pipe that was used to shove up Bes' incredibly uncanny looking "The Latex Avenger (TM)", penetrating into Burner making a mess with Lutiy's buttache. The RP sucks like Adder sucks Lutiy's massive member post count, 0 to 9001 in pikometres. However, trololo decided to go sodomise Lutiy with 100 posts! However Alumnic Bezmertnovich cranked dat MC Docent, which caused rivets popping in Khan's crib, raping Adder. On the far right of Sidorovich Skog planned to use his mighty sausage knife to saw his lard: truly, an incredible experience WHERE DEM TILDE GOT BEATEN BY Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉ 15;̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬P 3;̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇ 52;̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞ 57;̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ , leading to the collapse of Ukrytie. Trololith raped Mephisto while several members couldn't contain their anomalies in their sphincters, thus bursting under extreme pressure, as Sidorovich entered. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Barf. Reeking, pungent, smells of Siddy. That it does, shit just got real in the bowels of Siddy. Enough about Siddy! Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DEM SIDDIES USE SVOBODAFORMATTING, contemplating bannage by administrator forcing several zombies to seek favours downstairs. You do realise how inappropriate that might sound to the Amish. Don't deny it, Dimitroff, you're awesome! For manure, anyway. Suddenly, Khan started violently breaking water, dousing Carnageman in RAEG, which overtook Svobodaformatting and obliterated diet sausage sandviches. Happily however you, fecal grammars aside, continue to post within this excellent RP, enraging various activities that would cause sphincters to burst. "This one is a live one." "O RLY?" Exclaimed the firing squad as they busked BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING, shortly before firing into the urinal. Which dissolved socks are yours? The hrup drup ones are you blind? The comma's right-wing Sidorovich rapist was arrested for rape, unsurprisingly enough cause no one USES FUCKING COMMAS. You win this round, you pillock. NO POSTS IN ANY BOARD. Yep. Nope, I think. Really? YOU think? Unlike some stalkers, no, I don't. Can't count either. Only drink vodka. On the other channels, Yar could yarp quite convincingly, but not here: he'd be hanged. The TILDEMONGER told Sidorovich the story of the awesomest first assassination attempt the rookie Nimble when he was fecalizing grammar, commas, rather, their lack of sight caused total sentence derailment. "Nothing new there," announced one drunk fecal grammar connoisseur: The ZSG Movie was looking epic until Basil decided to not post, for his characters lazy drunks, attacking. "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat?" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- FECALIZER!!! WHY WAS SUCH A QUESTION MARK NECESSARY! You'll never know. So said Sidorovich's slightly sarcastic son, sickeningly slandering Sevis and stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this asshole doesn't that Sidorovich charges his grammatic fecalizer to new levels of fecalization. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this paragraph will never end, unlike the ones after it, HURR DURR! Was the logical conclusion reached by the army of t~ldes. Limp? Try again in 15 years - you'll pop your balls in some terrible game of Sidorovich rape, that is terrible. BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING. Let the Zone have the last smoke and drink and lay with Adder like some crazed Lutiy analog (BULLSHIT!). Balalaïka the sniper was unable to eject her fecaliths, and then Karc, who was actually drunk on absinthe. 42 words left, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER said the green Klanzmon. Quadral slot was used wisely, deterring Sidorovich from eating valuable DOGFOOD, instead he stole stool. Angered and
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Post by Διμι on Jun 12, 2010 14:50:10 GMT -5
ALL HAIL THE SIDOROLITH! The Call of Sidorovich will spread feces over many a land. None were spared from the BOLT HOLD GERMAN BAGNET , sprinkled with insane DOGFOOD powder laced with Dragunov's merciless spam posting, spanning over various (mostly harmless) RP threads, incinerating them with Admin anti-spam flamethrowers. Without ending sentences, which is WRONG, and punishable by immediate instant inhumation incidentally involving insane international immigrant isolationists. "Inevitably inhumane, incest isn't interesting, is it?" Igor inquired irritably in indolence , sticking PILLZ up HIS FUCKING NOSTRIL to stop the niggardly abundance of tildes, that always hold bolts open. Unless the is grammatic fecally, in lexical and morphological and nonsensical and imaginary rapist needs. Verbose is this despite racial differences, because Burnzz is ruler of ZSG in his dreams. Dimi grows worried that camelspit will flood the Earth with its Trolololactive pygmy swine, drowning the mighty BOLT, through the HOLD, into the OPEN having ran, survived. Carnage arranged for a mighty Hawaiian deportation, increasing Duty's wages and Freedom's naive retardation. Drafting without consideration, fecal grammar supplied Karcentric's already decreased Soviet rail service to an alarmingly insufficient number of Sidorovich clones, cyber warriors hired by Stormbringer , the storm bringer from Yantar who brought storms upon Cathmelar in Rostok, who was drunk from drinking lolcamelspit, various incinerated ginger plants, and Snorkshake, which spread over diet sausage and DIED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOL YOUR trinitrotrolololulene is a wonder to behold in Chaosshade's Pripyat stash and station for Monolith employees working minimum wage jobs for Barkeep, who gave favors to those who sold information to stalkers, at outlandish discount prices. Basil attacked every camel that was using a mobile while flying to X10 so he could test Burnzz's lobotomy procedural manual on the lolcamels with granite hammers and rabid flying poultry fried in flight was served with fecal grammar sidewinders wagglan through the said openings in the roof, applying mighty Bes - The Latex Avenger (TM) to the said openings. The resulting Zeno clones were pretty cool guys, unlike the original Sidorovich who liked SNORKS WITH TITS, cos he's weird in his tastes just like the Burers he adopted and Jeniskunk, who unlike most stalkers adores Sidorovich, marrying him and his son of many a snork underhusband rottweiler. GINGER ALE! MIXED WITH VODKA! WOULD CREATE NEW son of a суким сын, if Cyrillic was decipherable by western elitists (read: fags). Soldier's a soldier, regardless of his intentions to obey orders. "Well, fuck you!", was his response to Baldy, whose blackpapermoon he burned and roasted over the flaming helicopter pilot, Twig, whose Mil Mi-26 had pwnt Father Diodor under orders from YOU CAN'T GO THAT WAY STALKER! <<<Triple sevens suddenly tripped over the rotting, disgusting corpse of a Sidorovich- no, FUCK Sidorovich. A CUNT HE IS, beyond all plausible recognition or Karcentric's fecal grammar, the forced meme, or even the BOLT HOLD OPEN. ImperialReign stood on his awesome PARATROOPER armor trying to beat his waifu that wat'd, causing to be as mutated as Adder, an RP faggot. Maginot stumbled around , breaking his teeth on Burnzz' fist of demented do0m, then Burnzz was caught doing something so vile, murdering the weaponless Duke using mighty KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, whose CP collection acquired from Father F. Your RP sucks. Get rid of it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "SHLAGLBLAGLHUEHUEHUE", coughed Cathmelar when his throat filled with snorkshake and various chunks of pseudogiant semen. Ashamed, the mad bandit drowned his memories in T-Vodka to stop fapping to the memories of the grossly overrated PDA game that Hawaiian sold at his market stall FOR 1000 GET!!!!!! Hawaiian used the BOLT HOLD OPEN to open a BOLT HOLD CLOSED in a crate full AUF DEUTCH owned by Skinflint who last saw Max steal the shitty black stew from Chef for hermaphrodite ban evaders. They GET BANNED, not unlike Sidorovich. Running low on pygmy bandits and absinthe, the Alcoholic TITSNORK yet again consumed the Bar's supply of T-vodka, energy drink, and changing finished sentences. Major Kuznetsov ordered favors of questionable services like dancing zombies and topless snorks performing amazing aerial anomaly acrobatics and allowing assorted assembled artifacts access across an absolute abyssal architectural abomination like the zone. In the Swamps there was no working televisions for GETTING THE GET. The get got BADANNDED, leaving desolate turds laying around the story (Karcentric's posts were not responsible for this) leaving a foul on Sidorovich's face from cheaper business deals with the bandit bandwagon, brave Bolshevik babushka broadcast stopped this stercus using typographical errors. Spooling much thread, the expensive leathery strumpet of Sidorovich carved Sirorovich's hide to look like Zeno, the penicamel. Colonel Petrenko purchased a stop to the Communist Party from Tooth for an incredibly low. "INCREDIBLY LOW WHAT!?" Incredibly low sea, stooped even lower, telling me what foolhardiness Burnzz does not afraid of becoming spammed by infinitely karcentricesque grammar transported inside failroad steppe merchants' spleens. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exterminating trader colonies, PUT DISSPENSSORRR HERE! PEZ dispenser Burnzz dispensed amazing BOLT HOLD OPEN PARATROOPER MAGAZINES WITH CAMO CONDOMS! GREAT SUCCESS! THROWS JEWS DOWN RACIST JENISNORKS, BANNED. Comrade Premier Dartz, the great Soviet Trolololith carried banburners, torching sum Falchion the traitor Renegade was given one rusted DOGFOOD can and no spoon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sudden midget paragraph created added tension above Bar rubble, making it suck Carnageman's vacuum cleaner, 60 000 RU cheap Sunrise armor. Sidorovich's courtesan JeniSnork takes it up Carnageman's willing rectum. Cries of terror found in Garbage were caused by the thick. Auspicious like circumstances featuring MC Docent Suslov, playing Ganja's mixtapes over DJ Garik's favorite jacket, effectively taunting General Tachenko's tourette's ridden bitch. Ara, the mercenary was pimp slapped into obit for speaking when the emo bandits hadn't yet cut themselves. JeniSnork removed letters from the briefcase containing Burnzz's rantpost and nontypo recorrections. Swallowing lines is a healthy diet for fatass Sidorovich who never exercises because he's dead, having received the weekly foot up the nose due to faggotry. Thus, Ara came twelve buckets, delivered an ass-whooping pizza to their doorstep, hopped to the army, bribed the 3ws gods allowing Svobodaformatting, drove back the enemy of BOLT HOLD OPEN: the snorkolith tildes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Duty madmin Burnzz abused his admin authority to excise posts from Members he wanted removed from the ZSG. Yes, the titsnorks were targeted for inhumation by Burnzz. BOLT HOLD TITS? As it is oblivious that Duty and JeniSnork's feculent snorks were creating THE GAME. Yes. Titsnorks raped Burnzz's dog and died. Indeed, however, despite being dead the snorks never regenerated. Burnzz was inhumed by Jeniskunk's four word posts , with Svobodaformatting taking apart The Zone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DJ Garik, MC Ganja, and Major OG Father Valerian were deafened by Carnageman's absinthe fart which burned through MC Docent Suslov's expensive Sunrise suit. After despicably insulting The Monolith, Burnzz was publicly hanged for the traitorous TITSNORK massacre, openly defiling The Monolith, but he regenerated as Sidorovich, selling Jenisnork's favours to vainly try to 5678GET and succeed! Regenerating as himself, Lutiy generously raped Burnzz arse for his belief in Sidorovich being a shemale like Jenisnork. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banned members should be sent to gulags and transformed into BOWEL HOLD DOGFOOD IN BOLTED PARATROOPER VIDEO CLIP MAGAZINES WERE SENT TO Duty funded playgrounds. Where they got sum dam fine steak for their very last meal before the Monolith applied Bes - The second least useful Latex Avenger (TM), to wear cheap expansions in tight places, with bad style and fitting of Internet Rule63 to annoy certain madmins in Duty. Someone stole my entire inventory when suddenly my bike melted in Fruit flavoured drinks. The zombiefied Dutyier Burnzz loves fruit punch corroding his remaining bowels. Jenisnork's undulating drunkard stagger bought all the loners' lusty looks, paying 60 000ru for some of Jenisnork's nipples. Kremen bought Morgan's Bloodsucker pee stash and drank it. "All of it?!" "That's right sweetheart. All. Of. It." That caused problems for shemale Sidorovich Jenisnorks who decided that creating factions was unacceptable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inconspicuous looking stalkers often mutilated the mad drunk bloodsuckers from beneath the mountain of used vodka, fornicating with the FUCKING MERCDOLGOLITH FLAGS. It sounded like a constipated man trying desperately to take a vicious diarrhea monster on, while juggling jellyfish, suffering horribly as Sidorovich sold his parents to slavers for controller ankle warmers. But they launched themselves into a posting frenzy induced pink eye suffering snorkoliths, who, having raped Seth verbally, were pwnt, raping his ass verbally and ineffectually. Irregardlessness of antidisestablishmentarianism, Seth's butt ached painfully and metaphorically. Yep, both. Zeno's FUCKING AWESOME CREATION WHICH IS GRIPPING KHAAAAAAAAN'S MANGINA TIGHTLY LIKE SETH'S TITS WHICH WERE UNNATURALLY dangling. Controller Bullshit jumped the gun-totting plane hijacker with a Mohawk, Cherokee, Seminole, Lakota super peace pipe that was used to shove up Bes' incredibly uncanny looking "The Latex Avenger (TM)", penetrating into Burner making a mess with Lutiy's buttache. The RP sucks like Adder sucks Lutiy's massive member post count, 0 to 9001 in pikometres. However, trololo decided to go sodomise Lutiy with 100 posts! However Alumnic Bezmertnovich cranked dat MC Docent, which caused rivets popping in Khan's crib, raping Adder. On the far right of Sidorovich Skog planned to use his mighty sausage knife to saw his lard: truly, an incredible experience WHERE DEM TILDE GOT BEATEN BY Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉ 15;̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬P 3;̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇ 52;̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞ 57;̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ , leading to the collapse of Ukrytie. Trololith raped Mephisto while several members couldn't contain their anomalies in their sphincters, thus bursting under extreme pressure, as Sidorovich entered. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Barf. Reeking, pungent, smells of Siddy. That it does, shit just got real in the bowels of Siddy. Enough about Siddy! Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DEM SIDDIES USE SVOBODAFORMATTING, contemplating bannage by administrator forcing several zombies to seek favours downstairs. You do realise how inappropriate that might sound to the Amish. Don't deny it, Dimitroff, you're awesome! For manure, anyway. Suddenly, Khan started violently breaking water, dousing Carnageman in RAEG, which overtook Svobodaformatting and obliterated diet sausage sandviches. Happily however you, fecal grammars aside, continue to post within this excellent RP, enraging various activities that would cause sphincters to burst. "This one is a live one." "O RLY?" Exclaimed the firing squad as they busked BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING, shortly before firing into the urinal. Which dissolved socks are yours? The hrup drup ones are you blind? The comma's right-wing Sidorovich rapist was arrested for rape, unsurprisingly enough cause no one USES FUCKING COMMAS. You win this round, you pillock. NO POSTS IN ANY BOARD. Yep. Nope, I think. Really? YOU think? Unlike some stalkers, no, I don't. Can't count either. Only drink vodka. On the other channels, Yar could yarp quite convincingly, but not here: he'd be hanged. The TILDEMONGER told Sidorovich the story of the awesomest first assassination attempt the rookie Nimble when he was fecalizing grammar, commas, rather, their lack of sight caused total sentence derailment. "Nothing new there," announced one drunk fecal grammar connoisseur: The ZSG Movie was looking epic until Basil decided to not post, for his characters lazy drunks, attacking. "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat?" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- FECALIZER!!! WHY WAS SUCH A QUESTION MARK NECESSARY! You'll never know. So said Sidorovich's slightly sarcastic son, sickeningly slandering Sevis and stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this asshole doesn't that Sidorovich charges his grammatic fecalizer to new levels of fecalization. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this paragraph will never end, unlike the ones after it, HURR DURR! Was the logical conclusion reached by the army of t~ldes. Limp? Try again in 15 years - you'll pop your balls in some terrible game of Sidorovich rape, that is terrible. BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING. Let the Zone have the last smoke and drink and lay with Adder like some crazed Lutiy analog (BULLSHIT!). Balalaïka the sniper was unable to eject her fecaliths, and then Karc, who was actually drunk on absinthe. 42 words left, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER said the green Klanzmon. Quadral slot was used wisely, deterring Sidorovich from eating valuable DOGFOOD, instead he stole stool. Angered and running out of
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Post by Basil on Jun 12, 2010 15:13:27 GMT -5
ALL HAIL THE SIDOROLITH! The Call of Sidorovich will spread feces over many a land. None were spared from the BOLT HOLD GERMAN BAGNET , sprinkled with insane DOGFOOD powder laced with Dragunov's merciless spam posting, spanning over various (mostly harmless) RP threads, incinerating them with Admin anti-spam flamethrowers. Without ending sentences, which is WRONG, and punishable by immediate instant inhumation incidentally involving insane international immigrant isolationists. "Inevitably inhumane, incest isn't interesting, is it?" Igor inquired irritably in indolence , sticking PILLZ up HIS FUCKING NOSTRIL to stop the niggardly abundance of tildes, that always hold bolts open. Unless the is grammatic fecally, in lexical and morphological and nonsensical and imaginary rapist needs. Verbose is this despite racial differences, because Burnzz is ruler of ZSG in his dreams. Dimi grows worried that camelspit will flood the Earth with its Trolololactive pygmy swine, drowning the mighty BOLT, through the HOLD, into the OPEN having ran, survived. Carnage arranged for a mighty Hawaiian deportation, increasing Duty's wages and Freedom's naive retardation. Drafting without consideration, fecal grammar supplied Karcentric's already decreased Soviet rail service to an alarmingly insufficient number of Sidorovich clones, cyber warriors hired by Stormbringer , the storm bringer from Yantar who brought storms upon Cathmelar in Rostok, who was drunk from drinking lolcamelspit, various incinerated ginger plants, and Snorkshake, which spread over diet sausage and DIED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOL YOUR trinitrotrolololulene is a wonder to behold in Chaosshade's Pripyat stash and station for Monolith employees working minimum wage jobs for Barkeep, who gave favors to those who sold information to stalkers, at outlandish discount prices. Basil attacked every camel that was using a mobile while flying to X10 so he could test Burnzz's lobotomy procedural manual on the lolcamels with granite hammers and rabid flying poultry fried in flight was served with fecal grammar sidewinders wagglan through the said openings in the roof, applying mighty Bes - The Latex Avenger (TM) to the said openings. The resulting Zeno clones were pretty cool guys, unlike the original Sidorovich who liked SNORKS WITH TITS, cos he's weird in his tastes just like the Burers he adopted and Jeniskunk, who unlike most stalkers adores Sidorovich, marrying him and his son of many a snork underhusband rottweiler. GINGER ALE! MIXED WITH VODKA! WOULD CREATE NEW son of a суким сын, if Cyrillic was decipherable by western elitists (read: fags). Soldier's a soldier, regardless of his intentions to obey orders. "Well, fuck you!", was his response to Baldy, whose blackpapermoon he burned and roasted over the flaming helicopter pilot, Twig, whose Mil Mi-26 had pwnt Father Diodor under orders from YOU CAN'T GO THAT WAY STALKER! <<<Triple sevens suddenly tripped over the rotting, disgusting corpse of a Sidorovich- no, FUCK Sidorovich. A CUNT HE IS, beyond all plausible recognition or Karcentric's fecal grammar, the forced meme, or even the BOLT HOLD OPEN. ImperialReign stood on his awesome PARATROOPER armor trying to beat his waifu that wat'd, causing to be as mutated as Adder, an RP faggot. Maginot stumbled around , breaking his teeth on Burnzz' fist of demented do0m, then Burnzz was caught doing something so vile, murdering the weaponless Duke using mighty KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, whose CP collection acquired from Father F. Your RP sucks. Get rid of it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "SHLAGLBLAGLHUEHUEHUE", coughed Cathmelar when his throat filled with snorkshake and various chunks of pseudogiant semen. Ashamed, the mad bandit drowned his memories in T-Vodka to stop fapping to the memories of the grossly overrated PDA game that Hawaiian sold at his market stall FOR 1000 GET!!!!!! Hawaiian used the BOLT HOLD OPEN to open a BOLT HOLD CLOSED in a crate full AUF DEUTCH owned by Skinflint who last saw Max steal the shitty black stew from Chef for hermaphrodite ban evaders. They GET BANNED, not unlike Sidorovich. Running low on pygmy bandits and absinthe, the Alcoholic TITSNORK yet again consumed the Bar's supply of T-vodka, energy drink, and changing finished sentences. Major Kuznetsov ordered favors of questionable services like dancing zombies and topless snorks performing amazing aerial anomaly acrobatics and allowing assorted assembled artifacts access across an absolute abyssal architectural abomination like the zone. In the Swamps there was no working televisions for GETTING THE GET. The get got BADANNDED, leaving desolate turds laying around the story (Karcentric's posts were not responsible for this) leaving a foul on Sidorovich's face from cheaper business deals with the bandit bandwagon, brave Bolshevik babushka broadcast stopped this stercus using typographical errors. Spooling much thread, the expensive leathery strumpet of Sidorovich carved Sirorovich's hide to look like Zeno, the penicamel. Colonel Petrenko purchased a stop to the Communist Party from Tooth for an incredibly low. "INCREDIBLY LOW WHAT!?" Incredibly low sea, stooped even lower, telling me what foolhardiness Burnzz does not afraid of becoming spammed by infinitely karcentricesque grammar transported inside failroad steppe merchants' spleens. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exterminating trader colonies, PUT DISSPENSSORRR HERE! PEZ dispenser Burnzz dispensed amazing BOLT HOLD OPEN PARATROOPER MAGAZINES WITH CAMO CONDOMS! GREAT SUCCESS! THROWS JEWS DOWN RACIST JENISNORKS, BANNED. Comrade Premier Dartz, the great Soviet Trolololith carried banburners, torching sum Falchion the traitor Renegade was given one rusted DOGFOOD can and no spoon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sudden midget paragraph created added tension above Bar rubble, making it suck Carnageman's vacuum cleaner, 60 000 RU cheap Sunrise armor. Sidorovich's courtesan JeniSnork takes it up Carnageman's willing rectum. Cries of terror found in Garbage were caused by the thick. Auspicious like circumstances featuring MC Docent Suslov, playing Ganja's mixtapes over DJ Garik's favorite jacket, effectively taunting General Tachenko's tourette's ridden bitch. Ara, the mercenary was pimp slapped into obit for speaking when the emo bandits hadn't yet cut themselves. JeniSnork removed letters from the briefcase containing Burnzz's rantpost and nontypo recorrections. Swallowing lines is a healthy diet for fatass Sidorovich who never exercises because he's dead, having received the weekly foot up the nose due to faggotry. Thus, Ara came twelve buckets, delivered an ass-whooping pizza to their doorstep, hopped to the army, bribed the 3ws gods allowing Svobodaformatting, drove back the enemy of BOLT HOLD OPEN: the snorkolith tildes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Duty madmin Burnzz abused his admin authority to excise posts from Members he wanted removed from the ZSG. Yes, the titsnorks were targeted for inhumation by Burnzz. BOLT HOLD TITS? As it is oblivious that Duty and JeniSnork's feculent snorks were creating THE GAME. Yes. Titsnorks raped Burnzz's dog and died. Indeed, however, despite being dead the snorks never regenerated. Burnzz was inhumed by Jeniskunk's four word posts , with Svobodaformatting taking apart The Zone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DJ Garik, MC Ganja, and Major OG Father Valerian were deafened by Carnageman's absinthe fart which burned through MC Docent Suslov's expensive Sunrise suit. After despicably insulting The Monolith, Burnzz was publicly hanged for the traitorous TITSNORK massacre, openly defiling The Monolith, but he regenerated as Sidorovich, selling Jenisnork's favours to vainly try to 5678GET and succeed! Regenerating as himself, Lutiy generously raped Burnzz arse for his belief in Sidorovich being a shemale like Jenisnork. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banned members should be sent to gulags and transformed into BOWEL HOLD DOGFOOD IN BOLTED PARATROOPER VIDEO CLIP MAGAZINES WERE SENT TO Duty funded playgrounds. Where they got sum dam fine steak for their very last meal before the Monolith applied Bes - The second least useful Latex Avenger (TM), to wear cheap expansions in tight places, with bad style and fitting of Internet Rule63 to annoy certain madmins in Duty. Someone stole my entire inventory when suddenly my bike melted in Fruit flavoured drinks. The zombiefied Dutyier Burnzz loves fruit punch corroding his remaining bowels. Jenisnork's undulating drunkard stagger bought all the loners' lusty looks, paying 60 000ru for some of Jenisnork's nipples. Kremen bought Morgan's Bloodsucker pee stash and drank it. "All of it?!" "That's right sweetheart. All. Of. It." That caused problems for shemale Sidorovich Jenisnorks who decided that creating factions was unacceptable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inconspicuous looking stalkers often mutilated the mad drunk bloodsuckers from beneath the mountain of used vodka, fornicating with the FUCKING MERCDOLGOLITH FLAGS. It sounded like a constipated man trying desperately to take a vicious diarrhea monster on, while juggling jellyfish, suffering horribly as Sidorovich sold his parents to slavers for controller ankle warmers. But they launched themselves into a posting frenzy induced pink eye suffering snorkoliths, who, having raped Seth verbally, were pwnt, raping his ass verbally and ineffectually. Irregardlessness of antidisestablishmentarianism, Seth's butt ached painfully and metaphorically. Yep, both. Zeno's FUCKING AWESOME CREATION WHICH IS GRIPPING KHAAAAAAAAN'S MANGINA TIGHTLY LIKE SETH'S TITS WHICH WERE UNNATURALLY dangling. Controller Bullshit jumped the gun-totting plane hijacker with a Mohawk, Cherokee, Seminole, Lakota super peace pipe that was used to shove up Bes' incredibly uncanny looking "The Latex Avenger (TM)", penetrating into Burner making a mess with Lutiy's buttache. The RP sucks like Adder sucks Lutiy's massive member post count, 0 to 9001 in pikometres. However, trololo decided to go sodomise Lutiy with 100 posts! However Alumnic Bezmertnovich cranked dat MC Docent, which caused rivets popping in Khan's crib, raping Adder. On the far right of Sidorovich Skog planned to use his mighty sausage knife to saw his lard: truly, an incredible experience WHERE DEM TILDE GOT BEATEN BY Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉ 15;̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬P 3;̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇ 52;̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞ 57;̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ , leading to the collapse of Ukrytie. Trololith raped Mephisto while several members couldn't contain their anomalies in their sphincters, thus bursting under extreme pressure, as Sidorovich entered. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Barf. Reeking, pungent, smells of Siddy. That it does, shit just got real in the bowels of Siddy. Enough about Siddy! Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DEM SIDDIES USE SVOBODAFORMATTING, contemplating bannage by administrator forcing several zombies to seek favours downstairs. You do realise how inappropriate that might sound to the Amish. Don't deny it, Dimitroff, you're awesome! For manure, anyway. Suddenly, Khan started violently breaking water, dousing Carnageman in RAEG, which overtook Svobodaformatting and obliterated diet sausage sandviches. Happily however you, fecal grammars aside, continue to post within this excellent RP, enraging various activities that would cause sphincters to burst. "This one is a live one." "O RLY?" Exclaimed the firing squad as they busked BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING, shortly before firing into the urinal. Which dissolved socks are yours? The hrup drup ones are you blind? The comma's right-wing Sidorovich rapist was arrested for rape, unsurprisingly enough cause no one USES FUCKING COMMAS. You win this round, you pillock. NO POSTS IN ANY BOARD. Yep. Nope, I think. Really? YOU think? Unlike some stalkers, no, I don't. Can't count either. Only drink vodka. On the other channels, Yar could yarp quite convincingly, but not here: he'd be hanged. The TILDEMONGER told Sidorovich the story of the awesomest first assassination attempt the rookie Nimble when he was fecalizing grammar, commas, rather, their lack of sight caused total sentence derailment. "Nothing new there," announced one drunk fecal grammar connoisseur: The ZSG Movie was looking epic until Basil decided to not post, for his characters lazy drunks, attacking. "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat?" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- FECALIZER!!! WHY WAS SUCH A QUESTION MARK NECESSARY! You'll never know. So said Sidorovich's slightly sarcastic son, sickeningly slandering Sevis and stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this asshole doesn't that Sidorovich charges his grammatic fecalizer to new levels of fecalization. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this paragraph will never end, unlike the ones after it, HURR DURR! Was the logical conclusion reached by the army of t~ldes. Limp? Try again in 15 years - you'll pop your balls in some terrible game of Sidorovich rape, that is terrible. BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING. Let the Zone have the last smoke and drink and lay with Adder like some crazed Lutiy analog (BULLSHIT!). Balalaïka the sniper was unable to eject her fecaliths, and then Karc, who was actually drunk on absinthe. 42 words left, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER said the green Klanzmon. Quadral slot was used wisely, deterring Sidorovich from eating valuable DOGFOOD, instead he stole stool. Angered and running out of Adder sex symbolism,
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Post by Διμι on Jun 12, 2010 15:54:07 GMT -5
ALL HAIL THE SIDOROLITH! The Call of Sidorovich will spread feces over many a land. None were spared from the BOLT HOLD GERMAN BAGNET , sprinkled with insane DOGFOOD powder laced with Dragunov's merciless spam posting, spanning over various (mostly harmless) RP threads, incinerating them with Admin anti-spam flamethrowers. Without ending sentences, which is WRONG, and punishable by immediate instant inhumation incidentally involving insane international immigrant isolationists. "Inevitably inhumane, incest isn't interesting, is it?" Igor inquired irritably in indolence , sticking PILLZ up HIS FUCKING NOSTRIL to stop the niggardly abundance of tildes, that always hold bolts open. Unless the is grammatic fecally, in lexical and morphological and nonsensical and imaginary rapist needs. Verbose is this despite racial differences, because Burnzz is ruler of ZSG in his dreams. Dimi grows worried that camelspit will flood the Earth with its Trolololactive pygmy swine, drowning the mighty BOLT, through the HOLD, into the OPEN having ran, survived. Carnage arranged for a mighty Hawaiian deportation, increasing Duty's wages and Freedom's naive retardation. Drafting without consideration, fecal grammar supplied Karcentric's already decreased Soviet rail service to an alarmingly insufficient number of Sidorovich clones, cyber warriors hired by Stormbringer , the storm bringer from Yantar who brought storms upon Cathmelar in Rostok, who was drunk from drinking lolcamelspit, various incinerated ginger plants, and Snorkshake, which spread over diet sausage and DIED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOL YOUR trinitrotrolololulene is a wonder to behold in Chaosshade's Pripyat stash and station for Monolith employees working minimum wage jobs for Barkeep, who gave favors to those who sold information to stalkers, at outlandish discount prices. Basil attacked every camel that was using a mobile while flying to X10 so he could test Burnzz's lobotomy procedural manual on the lolcamels with granite hammers and rabid flying poultry fried in flight was served with fecal grammar sidewinders wagglan through the said openings in the roof, applying mighty Bes - The Latex Avenger (TM) to the said openings. The resulting Zeno clones were pretty cool guys, unlike the original Sidorovich who liked SNORKS WITH TITS, cos he's weird in his tastes just like the Burers he adopted and Jeniskunk, who unlike most stalkers adores Sidorovich, marrying him and his son of many a snork underhusband rottweiler. GINGER ALE! MIXED WITH VODKA! WOULD CREATE NEW son of a суким сын, if Cyrillic was decipherable by western elitists (read: fags). Soldier's a soldier, regardless of his intentions to obey orders. "Well, fuck you!", was his response to Baldy, whose blackpapermoon he burned and roasted over the flaming helicopter pilot, Twig, whose Mil Mi-26 had pwnt Father Diodor under orders from YOU CAN'T GO THAT WAY STALKER! <<<Triple sevens suddenly tripped over the rotting, disgusting corpse of a Sidorovich- no, FUCK Sidorovich. A CUNT HE IS, beyond all plausible recognition or Karcentric's fecal grammar, the forced meme, or even the BOLT HOLD OPEN. ImperialReign stood on his awesome PARATROOPER armor trying to beat his waifu that wat'd, causing to be as mutated as Adder, an RP faggot. Maginot stumbled around , breaking his teeth on Burnzz' fist of demented do0m, then Burnzz was caught doing something so vile, murdering the weaponless Duke using mighty KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, whose CP collection acquired from Father F. Your RP sucks. Get rid of it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "SHLAGLBLAGLHUEHUEHUE", coughed Cathmelar when his throat filled with snorkshake and various chunks of pseudogiant semen. Ashamed, the mad bandit drowned his memories in T-Vodka to stop fapping to the memories of the grossly overrated PDA game that Hawaiian sold at his market stall FOR 1000 GET!!!!!! Hawaiian used the BOLT HOLD OPEN to open a BOLT HOLD CLOSED in a crate full AUF DEUTCH owned by Skinflint who last saw Max steal the shitty black stew from Chef for hermaphrodite ban evaders. They GET BANNED, not unlike Sidorovich. Running low on pygmy bandits and absinthe, the Alcoholic TITSNORK yet again consumed the Bar's supply of T-vodka, energy drink, and changing finished sentences. Major Kuznetsov ordered favors of questionable services like dancing zombies and topless snorks performing amazing aerial anomaly acrobatics and allowing assorted assembled artifacts access across an absolute abyssal architectural abomination like the zone. In the Swamps there was no working televisions for GETTING THE GET. The get got BADANNDED, leaving desolate turds laying around the story (Karcentric's posts were not responsible for this) leaving a foul on Sidorovich's face from cheaper business deals with the bandit bandwagon, brave Bolshevik babushka broadcast stopped this stercus using typographical errors. Spooling much thread, the expensive leathery strumpet of Sidorovich carved Sirorovich's hide to look like Zeno, the penicamel. Colonel Petrenko purchased a stop to the Communist Party from Tooth for an incredibly low. "INCREDIBLY LOW WHAT!?" Incredibly low sea, stooped even lower, telling me what foolhardiness Burnzz does not afraid of becoming spammed by infinitely karcentricesque grammar transported inside failroad steppe merchants' spleens. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exterminating trader colonies, PUT DISSPENSSORRR HERE! PEZ dispenser Burnzz dispensed amazing BOLT HOLD OPEN PARATROOPER MAGAZINES WITH CAMO CONDOMS! GREAT SUCCESS! THROWS JEWS DOWN RACIST JENISNORKS, BANNED. Comrade Premier Dartz, the great Soviet Trolololith carried banburners, torching sum Falchion the traitor Renegade was given one rusted DOGFOOD can and no spoon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sudden midget paragraph created added tension above Bar rubble, making it suck Carnageman's vacuum cleaner, 60 000 RU cheap Sunrise armor. Sidorovich's courtesan JeniSnork takes it up Carnageman's willing rectum. Cries of terror found in Garbage were caused by the thick. Auspicious like circumstances featuring MC Docent Suslov, playing Ganja's mixtapes over DJ Garik's favorite jacket, effectively taunting General Tachenko's tourette's ridden bitch. Ara, the mercenary was pimp slapped into obit for speaking when the emo bandits hadn't yet cut themselves. JeniSnork removed letters from the briefcase containing Burnzz's rantpost and nontypo recorrections. Swallowing lines is a healthy diet for fatass Sidorovich who never exercises because he's dead, having received the weekly foot up the nose due to faggotry. Thus, Ara came twelve buckets, delivered an ass-whooping pizza to their doorstep, hopped to the army, bribed the 3ws gods allowing Svobodaformatting, drove back the enemy of BOLT HOLD OPEN: the snorkolith tildes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Duty madmin Burnzz abused his admin authority to excise posts from Members he wanted removed from the ZSG. Yes, the titsnorks were targeted for inhumation by Burnzz. BOLT HOLD TITS? As it is oblivious that Duty and JeniSnork's feculent snorks were creating THE GAME. Yes. Titsnorks raped Burnzz's dog and died. Indeed, however, despite being dead the snorks never regenerated. Burnzz was inhumed by Jeniskunk's four word posts , with Svobodaformatting taking apart The Zone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DJ Garik, MC Ganja, and Major OG Father Valerian were deafened by Carnageman's absinthe fart which burned through MC Docent Suslov's expensive Sunrise suit. After despicably insulting The Monolith, Burnzz was publicly hanged for the traitorous TITSNORK massacre, openly defiling The Monolith, but he regenerated as Sidorovich, selling Jenisnork's favours to vainly try to 5678GET and succeed! Regenerating as himself, Lutiy generously raped Burnzz arse for his belief in Sidorovich being a shemale like Jenisnork. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banned members should be sent to gulags and transformed into BOWEL HOLD DOGFOOD IN BOLTED PARATROOPER VIDEO CLIP MAGAZINES WERE SENT TO Duty funded playgrounds. Where they got sum dam fine steak for their very last meal before the Monolith applied Bes - The second least useful Latex Avenger (TM), to wear cheap expansions in tight places, with bad style and fitting of Internet Rule63 to annoy certain madmins in Duty. Someone stole my entire inventory when suddenly my bike melted in Fruit flavoured drinks. The zombiefied Dutyier Burnzz loves fruit punch corroding his remaining bowels. Jenisnork's undulating drunkard stagger bought all the loners' lusty looks, paying 60 000ru for some of Jenisnork's nipples. Kremen bought Morgan's Bloodsucker pee stash and drank it. "All of it?!" "That's right sweetheart. All. Of. It." That caused problems for shemale Sidorovich Jenisnorks who decided that creating factions was unacceptable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inconspicuous looking stalkers often mutilated the mad drunk bloodsuckers from beneath the mountain of used vodka, fornicating with the FUCKING MERCDOLGOLITH FLAGS. It sounded like a constipated man trying desperately to take a vicious diarrhea monster on, while juggling jellyfish, suffering horribly as Sidorovich sold his parents to slavers for controller ankle warmers. But they launched themselves into a posting frenzy induced pink eye suffering snorkoliths, who, having raped Seth verbally, were pwnt, raping his ass verbally and ineffectually. Irregardlessness of antidisestablishmentarianism, Seth's butt ached painfully and metaphorically. Yep, both. Zeno's FUCKING AWESOME CREATION WHICH IS GRIPPING KHAAAAAAAAN'S MANGINA TIGHTLY LIKE SETH'S TITS WHICH WERE UNNATURALLY dangling. Controller Bullshit jumped the gun-totting plane hijacker with a Mohawk, Cherokee, Seminole, Lakota super peace pipe that was used to shove up Bes' incredibly uncanny looking "The Latex Avenger (TM)", penetrating into Burner making a mess with Lutiy's buttache. The RP sucks like Adder sucks Lutiy's massive member post count, 0 to 9001 in pikometres. However, trololo decided to go sodomise Lutiy with 100 posts! However Alumnic Bezmertnovich cranked dat MC Docent, which caused rivets popping in Khan's crib, raping Adder. On the far right of Sidorovich Skog planned to use his mighty sausage knife to saw his lard: truly, an incredible experience WHERE DEM TILDE GOT BEATEN BY Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉ 15;̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬P 3;̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇ 52;̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞ 57;̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ , leading to the collapse of Ukrytie. Trololith raped Mephisto while several members couldn't contain their anomalies in their sphincters, thus bursting under extreme pressure, as Sidorovich entered. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Barf. Reeking, pungent, smells of Siddy. That it does, shit just got real in the bowels of Siddy. Enough about Siddy! Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DEM SIDDIES USE SVOBODAFORMATTING, contemplating bannage by administrator forcing several zombies to seek favours downstairs. You do realise how inappropriate that might sound to the Amish. Don't deny it, Dimitroff, you're awesome! For manure, anyway. Suddenly, Khan started violently breaking water, dousing Carnageman in RAEG, which overtook Svobodaformatting and obliterated diet sausage sandviches. Happily however you, fecal grammars aside, continue to post within this excellent RP, enraging various activities that would cause sphincters to burst. "This one is a live one." "O RLY?" Exclaimed the firing squad as they busked BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING, shortly before firing into the urinal. Which dissolved socks are yours? The hrup drup ones are you blind? The comma's right-wing Sidorovich rapist was arrested for rape, unsurprisingly enough cause no one USES FUCKING COMMAS. You win this round, you pillock. NO POSTS IN ANY BOARD. Yep. Nope, I think. Really? YOU think? Unlike some stalkers, no, I don't. Can't count either. Only drink vodka. On the other channels, Yar could yarp quite convincingly, but not here: he'd be hanged. The TILDEMONGER told Sidorovich the story of the awesomest first assassination attempt the rookie Nimble when he was fecalizing grammar, commas, rather, their lack of sight caused total sentence derailment. "Nothing new there," announced one drunk fecal grammar connoisseur: The ZSG Movie was looking epic until Basil decided to not post, for his characters lazy drunks, attacking. "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat?" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- FECALIZER!!! WHY WAS SUCH A QUESTION MARK NECESSARY! You'll never know. So said Sidorovich's slightly sarcastic son, sickeningly slandering Sevis and stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this asshole doesn't that Sidorovich charges his grammatic fecalizer to new levels of fecalization. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this paragraph will never end, unlike the ones after it, HURR DURR! Was the logical conclusion reached by the army of t~ldes. Limp? Try again in 15 years - you'll pop your balls in some terrible game of Sidorovich rape, that is terrible. BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING. Let the Zone have the last smoke and drink and lay with Adder like some crazed Lutiy analog (BULLSHIT!). Balalaïka the sniper was unable to eject her fecaliths, and then Karc, who was actually drunk on absinthe. 42 words left, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER said the green Klanzmon. Quadral slot was used wisely, deterring Sidorovich from eating valuable DOGFOOD, instead he stole stool. Angered and running out of Adder sex symbolism, this story ends
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Post by Carnageman on Jun 12, 2010 15:58:38 GMT -5
ALL HAIL THE SIDOROLITH! The Call of Sidorovich will spread feces over many a land. None were spared from the BOLT HOLD GERMAN BAGNET , sprinkled with insane DOGFOOD powder laced with Dragunov's merciless spam posting, spanning over various (mostly harmless) RP threads, incinerating them with Admin anti-spam flamethrowers. Without ending sentences, which is WRONG, and punishable by immediate instant inhumation incidentally involving insane international immigrant isolationists. "Inevitably inhumane, incest isn't interesting, is it?" Igor inquired irritably in indolence , sticking PILLZ up HIS FUCKING NOSTRIL to stop the niggardly abundance of tildes, that always hold bolts open. Unless the is grammatic fecally, in lexical and morphological and nonsensical and imaginary rapist needs. Verbose is this despite racial differences, because Burnzz is ruler of ZSG in his dreams. Dimi grows worried that camelspit will flood the Earth with its Trolololactive pygmy swine, drowning the mighty BOLT, through the HOLD, into the OPEN having ran, survived. Carnage arranged for a mighty Hawaiian deportation, increasing Duty's wages and Freedom's naive retardation. Drafting without consideration, fecal grammar supplied Karcentric's already decreased Soviet rail service to an alarmingly insufficient number of Sidorovich clones, cyber warriors hired by Stormbringer , the storm bringer from Yantar who brought storms upon Cathmelar in Rostok, who was drunk from drinking lolcamelspit, various incinerated ginger plants, and Snorkshake, which spread over diet sausage and DIED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOL YOUR trinitrotrolololulene is a wonder to behold in Chaosshade's Pripyat stash and station for Monolith employees working minimum wage jobs for Barkeep, who gave favors to those who sold information to stalkers, at outlandish discount prices. Basil attacked every camel that was using a mobile while flying to X10 so he could test Burnzz's lobotomy procedural manual on the lolcamels with granite hammers and rabid flying poultry fried in flight was served with fecal grammar sidewinders wagglan through the said openings in the roof, applying mighty Bes - The Latex Avenger (TM) to the said openings. The resulting Zeno clones were pretty cool guys, unlike the original Sidorovich who liked SNORKS WITH TITS, cos he's weird in his tastes just like the Burers he adopted and Jeniskunk, who unlike most stalkers adores Sidorovich, marrying him and his son of many a snork underhusband rottweiler. GINGER ALE! MIXED WITH VODKA! WOULD CREATE NEW son of a суким сын, if Cyrillic was decipherable by western elitists (read: fags). Soldier's a soldier, regardless of his intentions to obey orders. "Well, fuck you!", was his response to Baldy, whose blackpapermoon he burned and roasted over the flaming helicopter pilot, Twig, whose Mil Mi-26 had pwnt Father Diodor under orders from YOU CAN'T GO THAT WAY STALKER! <<<Triple sevens suddenly tripped over the rotting, disgusting corpse of a Sidorovich- no, FUCK Sidorovich. A CUNT HE IS, beyond all plausible recognition or Karcentric's fecal grammar, the forced meme, or even the BOLT HOLD OPEN. ImperialReign stood on his awesome PARATROOPER armor trying to beat his waifu that wat'd, causing to be as mutated as Adder, an RP faggot. Maginot stumbled around , breaking his teeth on Burnzz' fist of demented do0m, then Burnzz was caught doing something so vile, murdering the weaponless Duke using mighty KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, whose CP collection acquired from Father F. Your RP sucks. Get rid of it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "SHLAGLBLAGLHUEHUEHUE", coughed Cathmelar when his throat filled with snorkshake and various chunks of pseudogiant semen. Ashamed, the mad bandit drowned his memories in T-Vodka to stop fapping to the memories of the grossly overrated PDA game that Hawaiian sold at his market stall FOR 1000 GET!!!!!! Hawaiian used the BOLT HOLD OPEN to open a BOLT HOLD CLOSED in a crate full AUF DEUTCH owned by Skinflint who last saw Max steal the shitty black stew from Chef for hermaphrodite ban evaders. They GET BANNED, not unlike Sidorovich. Running low on pygmy bandits and absinthe, the Alcoholic TITSNORK yet again consumed the Bar's supply of T-vodka, energy drink, and changing finished sentences. Major Kuznetsov ordered favors of questionable services like dancing zombies and topless snorks performing amazing aerial anomaly acrobatics and allowing assorted assembled artifacts access across an absolute abyssal architectural abomination like the zone. In the Swamps there was no working televisions for GETTING THE GET. The get got BADANNDED, leaving desolate turds laying around the story (Karcentric's posts were not responsible for this) leaving a foul on Sidorovich's face from cheaper business deals with the bandit bandwagon, brave Bolshevik babushka broadcast stopped this stercus using typographical errors. Spooling much thread, the expensive leathery strumpet of Sidorovich carved Sirorovich's hide to look like Zeno, the penicamel. Colonel Petrenko purchased a stop to the Communist Party from Tooth for an incredibly low. "INCREDIBLY LOW WHAT!?" Incredibly low sea, stooped even lower, telling me what foolhardiness Burnzz does not afraid of becoming spammed by infinitely karcentricesque grammar transported inside failroad steppe merchants' spleens. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exterminating trader colonies, PUT DISSPENSSORRR HERE! PEZ dispenser Burnzz dispensed amazing BOLT HOLD OPEN PARATROOPER MAGAZINES WITH CAMO CONDOMS! GREAT SUCCESS! THROWS JEWS DOWN RACIST JENISNORKS, BANNED. Comrade Premier Dartz, the great Soviet Trolololith carried banburners, torching sum Falchion the traitor Renegade was given one rusted DOGFOOD can and no spoon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sudden midget paragraph created added tension above Bar rubble, making it suck Carnageman's vacuum cleaner, 60 000 RU cheap Sunrise armor. Sidorovich's courtesan JeniSnork takes it up Carnageman's willing rectum. Cries of terror found in Garbage were caused by the thick. Auspicious like circumstances featuring MC Docent Suslov, playing Ganja's mixtapes over DJ Garik's favorite jacket, effectively taunting General Tachenko's tourette's ridden bitch. Ara, the mercenary was pimp slapped into obit for speaking when the emo bandits hadn't yet cut themselves. JeniSnork removed letters from the briefcase containing Burnzz's rantpost and nontypo recorrections. Swallowing lines is a healthy diet for fatass Sidorovich who never exercises because he's dead, having received the weekly foot up the nose due to faggotry. Thus, Ara came twelve buckets, delivered an ass-whooping pizza to their doorstep, hopped to the army, bribed the 3ws gods allowing Svobodaformatting, drove back the enemy of BOLT HOLD OPEN: the snorkolith tildes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Duty madmin Burnzz abused his admin authority to excise posts from Members he wanted removed from the ZSG. Yes, the titsnorks were targeted for inhumation by Burnzz. BOLT HOLD TITS? As it is oblivious that Duty and JeniSnork's feculent snorks were creating THE GAME. Yes. Titsnorks raped Burnzz's dog and died. Indeed, however, despite being dead the snorks never regenerated. Burnzz was inhumed by Jeniskunk's four word posts , with Svobodaformatting taking apart The Zone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DJ Garik, MC Ganja, and Major OG Father Valerian were deafened by Carnageman's absinthe fart which burned through MC Docent Suslov's expensive Sunrise suit. After despicably insulting The Monolith, Burnzz was publicly hanged for the traitorous TITSNORK massacre, openly defiling The Monolith, but he regenerated as Sidorovich, selling Jenisnork's favours to vainly try to 5678GET and succeed! Regenerating as himself, Lutiy generously raped Burnzz arse for his belief in Sidorovich being a shemale like Jenisnork. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banned members should be sent to gulags and transformed into BOWEL HOLD DOGFOOD IN BOLTED PARATROOPER VIDEO CLIP MAGAZINES WERE SENT TO Duty funded playgrounds. Where they got sum dam fine steak for their very last meal before the Monolith applied Bes - The second least useful Latex Avenger (TM), to wear cheap expansions in tight places, with bad style and fitting of Internet Rule63 to annoy certain madmins in Duty. Someone stole my entire inventory when suddenly my bike melted in Fruit flavoured drinks. The zombiefied Dutyier Burnzz loves fruit punch corroding his remaining bowels. Jenisnork's undulating drunkard stagger bought all the loners' lusty looks, paying 60 000ru for some of Jenisnork's nipples. Kremen bought Morgan's Bloodsucker pee stash and drank it. "All of it?!" "That's right sweetheart. All. Of. It." That caused problems for shemale Sidorovich Jenisnorks who decided that creating factions was unacceptable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inconspicuous looking stalkers often mutilated the mad drunk bloodsuckers from beneath the mountain of used vodka, fornicating with the FUCKING MERCDOLGOLITH FLAGS. It sounded like a constipated man trying desperately to take a vicious diarrhea monster on, while juggling jellyfish, suffering horribly as Sidorovich sold his parents to slavers for controller ankle warmers. But they launched themselves into a posting frenzy induced pink eye suffering snorkoliths, who, having raped Seth verbally, were pwnt, raping his ass verbally and ineffectually. Irregardlessness of antidisestablishmentarianism, Seth's butt ached painfully and metaphorically. Yep, both. Zeno's FUCKING AWESOME CREATION WHICH IS GRIPPING KHAAAAAAAAN'S MANGINA TIGHTLY LIKE SETH'S TITS WHICH WERE UNNATURALLY dangling. Controller Bullshit jumped the gun-totting plane hijacker with a Mohawk, Cherokee, Seminole, Lakota super peace pipe that was used to shove up Bes' incredibly uncanny looking "The Latex Avenger (TM)", penetrating into Burner making a mess with Lutiy's buttache. The RP sucks like Adder sucks Lutiy's massive member post count, 0 to 9001 in pikometres. However, trololo decided to go sodomise Lutiy with 100 posts! However Alumnic Bezmertnovich cranked dat MC Docent, which caused rivets popping in Khan's crib, raping Adder. On the far right of Sidorovich Skog planned to use his mighty sausage knife to saw his lard: truly, an incredible experience WHERE DEM TILDE GOT BEATEN BY Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉ 15;̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬P 3;̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇ 52;̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞ 57;̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ , leading to the collapse of Ukrytie. Trololith raped Mephisto while several members couldn't contain their anomalies in their sphincters, thus bursting under extreme pressure, as Sidorovich entered. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Barf. Reeking, pungent, smells of Siddy. That it does, shit just got real in the bowels of Siddy. Enough about Siddy! Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DEM SIDDIES USE SVOBODAFORMATTING, contemplating bannage by administrator forcing several zombies to seek favours downstairs. You do realise how inappropriate that might sound to the Amish. Don't deny it, Dimitroff, you're awesome! For manure, anyway. Suddenly, Khan started violently breaking water, dousing Carnageman in RAEG, which overtook Svobodaformatting and obliterated diet sausage sandviches. Happily however you, fecal grammars aside, continue to post within this excellent RP, enraging various activities that would cause sphincters to burst. "This one is a live one." "O RLY?" Exclaimed the firing squad as they busked BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING, shortly before firing into the urinal. Which dissolved socks are yours? The hrup drup ones are you blind? The comma's right-wing Sidorovich rapist was arrested for rape, unsurprisingly enough cause no one USES FUCKING COMMAS. You win this round, you pillock. NO POSTS IN ANY BOARD. Yep. Nope, I think. Really? YOU think? Unlike some stalkers, no, I don't. Can't count either. Only drink vodka. On the other channels, Yar could yarp quite convincingly, but not here: he'd be hanged. The TILDEMONGER told Sidorovich the story of the awesomest first assassination attempt the rookie Nimble when he was fecalizing grammar, commas, rather, their lack of sight caused total sentence derailment. "Nothing new there," announced one drunk fecal grammar connoisseur: The ZSG Movie was looking epic until Basil decided to not post, for his characters lazy drunks, attacking. "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat?" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- FECALIZER!!! WHY WAS SUCH A QUESTION MARK NECESSARY! You'll never know. So said Sidorovich's slightly sarcastic son, sickeningly slandering Sevis and stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this asshole doesn't that Sidorovich charges his grammatic fecalizer to new levels of fecalization. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this paragraph will never end, unlike the ones after it, HURR DURR! Was the logical conclusion reached by the army of t~ldes. Limp? Try again in 15 years - you'll pop your balls in some terrible game of Sidorovich rape, that is terrible. BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING. Let the Zone have the last smoke and drink and lay with Adder like some crazed Lutiy analog (BULLSHIT!). Balalaïka the sniper was unable to eject her fecaliths, and then Karc, who was actually drunk on absinthe. 42 words left, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER said the green Klanzmon. Quadral slot was used wisely, deterring Sidorovich from eating valuable DOGFOOD, instead he stole stool. Angered and running out of Adder sex symbolism, this story ends with Chyortalshyteganbaplan, the
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Post by Basil on Jun 12, 2010 17:43:42 GMT -5
ALL HAIL THE SIDOROLITH! The Call of Sidorovich will spread feces over many a land. None were spared from the BOLT HOLD GERMAN BAGNET , sprinkled with insane DOGFOOD powder laced with Dragunov's merciless spam posting, spanning over various (mostly harmless) RP threads, incinerating them with Admin anti-spam flamethrowers. Without ending sentences, which is WRONG, and punishable by immediate instant inhumation incidentally involving insane international immigrant isolationists. "Inevitably inhumane, incest isn't interesting, is it?" Igor inquired irritably in indolence , sticking PILLZ up HIS FUCKING NOSTRIL to stop the niggardly abundance of tildes, that always hold bolts open. Unless the is grammatic fecally, in lexical and morphological and nonsensical and imaginary rapist needs. Verbose is this despite racial differences, because Burnzz is ruler of ZSG in his dreams. Dimi grows worried that camelspit will flood the Earth with its Trolololactive pygmy swine, drowning the mighty BOLT, through the HOLD, into the OPEN having ran, survived. Carnage arranged for a mighty Hawaiian deportation, increasing Duty's wages and Freedom's naive retardation. Drafting without consideration, fecal grammar supplied Karcentric's already decreased Soviet rail service to an alarmingly insufficient number of Sidorovich clones, cyber warriors hired by Stormbringer , the storm bringer from Yantar who brought storms upon Cathmelar in Rostok, who was drunk from drinking lolcamelspit, various incinerated ginger plants, and Snorkshake, which spread over diet sausage and DIED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOL YOUR trinitrotrolololulene is a wonder to behold in Chaosshade's Pripyat stash and station for Monolith employees working minimum wage jobs for Barkeep, who gave favors to those who sold information to stalkers, at outlandish discount prices. Basil attacked every camel that was using a mobile while flying to X10 so he could test Burnzz's lobotomy procedural manual on the lolcamels with granite hammers and rabid flying poultry fried in flight was served with fecal grammar sidewinders wagglan through the said openings in the roof, applying mighty Bes - The Latex Avenger (TM) to the said openings. The resulting Zeno clones were pretty cool guys, unlike the original Sidorovich who liked SNORKS WITH TITS, cos he's weird in his tastes just like the Burers he adopted and Jeniskunk, who unlike most stalkers adores Sidorovich, marrying him and his son of many a snork underhusband rottweiler. GINGER ALE! MIXED WITH VODKA! WOULD CREATE NEW son of a суким сын, if Cyrillic was decipherable by western elitists (read: fags). Soldier's a soldier, regardless of his intentions to obey orders. "Well, fuck you!", was his response to Baldy, whose blackpapermoon he burned and roasted over the flaming helicopter pilot, Twig, whose Mil Mi-26 had pwnt Father Diodor under orders from YOU CAN'T GO THAT WAY STALKER! <<<Triple sevens suddenly tripped over the rotting, disgusting corpse of a Sidorovich- no, FUCK Sidorovich. A CUNT HE IS, beyond all plausible recognition or Karcentric's fecal grammar, the forced meme, or even the BOLT HOLD OPEN. ImperialReign stood on his awesome PARATROOPER armor trying to beat his waifu that wat'd, causing to be as mutated as Adder, an RP faggot. Maginot stumbled around , breaking his teeth on Burnzz' fist of demented do0m, then Burnzz was caught doing something so vile, murdering the weaponless Duke using mighty KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, whose CP collection acquired from Father F. Your RP sucks. Get rid of it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "SHLAGLBLAGLHUEHUEHUE", coughed Cathmelar when his throat filled with snorkshake and various chunks of pseudogiant semen. Ashamed, the mad bandit drowned his memories in T-Vodka to stop fapping to the memories of the grossly overrated PDA game that Hawaiian sold at his market stall FOR 1000 GET!!!!!! Hawaiian used the BOLT HOLD OPEN to open a BOLT HOLD CLOSED in a crate full AUF DEUTCH owned by Skinflint who last saw Max steal the shitty black stew from Chef for hermaphrodite ban evaders. They GET BANNED, not unlike Sidorovich. Running low on pygmy bandits and absinthe, the Alcoholic TITSNORK yet again consumed the Bar's supply of T-vodka, energy drink, and changing finished sentences. Major Kuznetsov ordered favors of questionable services like dancing zombies and topless snorks performing amazing aerial anomaly acrobatics and allowing assorted assembled artifacts access across an absolute abyssal architectural abomination like the zone. In the Swamps there was no working televisions for GETTING THE GET. The get got BADANNDED, leaving desolate turds laying around the story (Karcentric's posts were not responsible for this) leaving a foul on Sidorovich's face from cheaper business deals with the bandit bandwagon, brave Bolshevik babushka broadcast stopped this stercus using typographical errors. Spooling much thread, the expensive leathery strumpet of Sidorovich carved Sirorovich's hide to look like Zeno, the penicamel. Colonel Petrenko purchased a stop to the Communist Party from Tooth for an incredibly low. "INCREDIBLY LOW WHAT!?" Incredibly low sea, stooped even lower, telling me what foolhardiness Burnzz does not afraid of becoming spammed by infinitely karcentricesque grammar transported inside failroad steppe merchants' spleens. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exterminating trader colonies, PUT DISSPENSSORRR HERE! PEZ dispenser Burnzz dispensed amazing BOLT HOLD OPEN PARATROOPER MAGAZINES WITH CAMO CONDOMS! GREAT SUCCESS! THROWS JEWS DOWN RACIST JENISNORKS, BANNED. Comrade Premier Dartz, the great Soviet Trolololith carried banburners, torching sum Falchion the traitor Renegade was given one rusted DOGFOOD can and no spoon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sudden midget paragraph created added tension above Bar rubble, making it suck Carnageman's vacuum cleaner, 60 000 RU cheap Sunrise armor. Sidorovich's courtesan JeniSnork takes it up Carnageman's willing rectum. Cries of terror found in Garbage were caused by the thick. Auspicious like circumstances featuring MC Docent Suslov, playing Ganja's mixtapes over DJ Garik's favorite jacket, effectively taunting General Tachenko's tourette's ridden bitch. Ara, the mercenary was pimp slapped into obit for speaking when the emo bandits hadn't yet cut themselves. JeniSnork removed letters from the briefcase containing Burnzz's rantpost and nontypo recorrections. Swallowing lines is a healthy diet for fatass Sidorovich who never exercises because he's dead, having received the weekly foot up the nose due to faggotry. Thus, Ara came twelve buckets, delivered an ass-whooping pizza to their doorstep, hopped to the army, bribed the 3ws gods allowing Svobodaformatting, drove back the enemy of BOLT HOLD OPEN: the snorkolith tildes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Duty madmin Burnzz abused his admin authority to excise posts from Members he wanted removed from the ZSG. Yes, the titsnorks were targeted for inhumation by Burnzz. BOLT HOLD TITS? As it is oblivious that Duty and JeniSnork's feculent snorks were creating THE GAME. Yes. Titsnorks raped Burnzz's dog and died. Indeed, however, despite being dead the snorks never regenerated. Burnzz was inhumed by Jeniskunk's four word posts , with Svobodaformatting taking apart The Zone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DJ Garik, MC Ganja, and Major OG Father Valerian were deafened by Carnageman's absinthe fart which burned through MC Docent Suslov's expensive Sunrise suit. After despicably insulting The Monolith, Burnzz was publicly hanged for the traitorous TITSNORK massacre, openly defiling The Monolith, but he regenerated as Sidorovich, selling Jenisnork's favours to vainly try to 5678GET and succeed! Regenerating as himself, Lutiy generously raped Burnzz arse for his belief in Sidorovich being a shemale like Jenisnork. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banned members should be sent to gulags and transformed into BOWEL HOLD DOGFOOD IN BOLTED PARATROOPER VIDEO CLIP MAGAZINES WERE SENT TO Duty funded playgrounds. Where they got sum dam fine steak for their very last meal before the Monolith applied Bes - The second least useful Latex Avenger (TM), to wear cheap expansions in tight places, with bad style and fitting of Internet Rule63 to annoy certain madmins in Duty. Someone stole my entire inventory when suddenly my bike melted in Fruit flavoured drinks. The zombiefied Dutyier Burnzz loves fruit punch corroding his remaining bowels. Jenisnork's undulating drunkard stagger bought all the loners' lusty looks, paying 60 000ru for some of Jenisnork's nipples. Kremen bought Morgan's Bloodsucker pee stash and drank it. "All of it?!" "That's right sweetheart. All. Of. It." That caused problems for shemale Sidorovich Jenisnorks who decided that creating factions was unacceptable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inconspicuous looking stalkers often mutilated the mad drunk bloodsuckers from beneath the mountain of used vodka, fornicating with the FUCKING MERCDOLGOLITH FLAGS. It sounded like a constipated man trying desperately to take a vicious diarrhea monster on, while juggling jellyfish, suffering horribly as Sidorovich sold his parents to slavers for controller ankle warmers. But they launched themselves into a posting frenzy induced pink eye suffering snorkoliths, who, having raped Seth verbally, were pwnt, raping his ass verbally and ineffectually. Irregardlessness of antidisestablishmentarianism, Seth's butt ached painfully and metaphorically. Yep, both. Zeno's FUCKING AWESOME CREATION WHICH IS GRIPPING KHAAAAAAAAN'S MANGINA TIGHTLY LIKE SETH'S TITS WHICH WERE UNNATURALLY dangling. Controller Bullshit jumped the gun-totting plane hijacker with a Mohawk, Cherokee, Seminole, Lakota super peace pipe that was used to shove up Bes' incredibly uncanny looking "The Latex Avenger (TM)", penetrating into Burner making a mess with Lutiy's buttache. The RP sucks like Adder sucks Lutiy's massive member post count, 0 to 9001 in pikometres. However, trololo decided to go sodomise Lutiy with 100 posts! However Alumnic Bezmertnovich cranked dat MC Docent, which caused rivets popping in Khan's crib, raping Adder. On the far right of Sidorovich Skog planned to use his mighty sausage knife to saw his lard: truly, an incredible experience WHERE DEM TILDE GOT BEATEN BY Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉ 15;̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬P 3;̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇ 52;̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞ 57;̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ , leading to the collapse of Ukrytie. Trololith raped Mephisto while several members couldn't contain their anomalies in their sphincters, thus bursting under extreme pressure, as Sidorovich entered. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Barf. Reeking, pungent, smells of Siddy. That it does, shit just got real in the bowels of Siddy. Enough about Siddy! Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DEM SIDDIES USE SVOBODAFORMATTING, contemplating bannage by administrator forcing several zombies to seek favours downstairs. You do realise how inappropriate that might sound to the Amish. Don't deny it, Dimitroff, you're awesome! For manure, anyway. Suddenly, Khan started violently breaking water, dousing Carnageman in RAEG, which overtook Svobodaformatting and obliterated diet sausage sandviches. Happily however you, fecal grammars aside, continue to post within this excellent RP, enraging various activities that would cause sphincters to burst. "This one is a live one." "O RLY?" Exclaimed the firing squad as they busked BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING, shortly before firing into the urinal. Which dissolved socks are yours? The hrup drup ones are you blind? The comma's right-wing Sidorovich rapist was arrested for rape, unsurprisingly enough cause no one USES FUCKING COMMAS. You win this round, you pillock. NO POSTS IN ANY BOARD. Yep. Nope, I think. Really? YOU think? Unlike some stalkers, no, I don't. Can't count either. Only drink vodka. On the other channels, Yar could yarp quite convincingly, but not here: he'd be hanged. The TILDEMONGER told Sidorovich the story of the awesomest first assassination attempt the rookie Nimble when he was fecalizing grammar, commas, rather, their lack of sight caused total sentence derailment. "Nothing new there," announced one drunk fecal grammar connoisseur: The ZSG Movie was looking epic until Basil decided to not post, for his characters lazy drunks, attacking. "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat?" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- FECALIZER!!! WHY WAS SUCH A QUESTION MARK NECESSARY! You'll never know. So said Sidorovich's slightly sarcastic son, sickeningly slandering Sevis and stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this asshole doesn't that Sidorovich charges his grammatic fecalizer to new levels of fecalization. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this paragraph will never end, unlike the ones after it, HURR DURR! Was the logical conclusion reached by the army of t~ldes. Limp? Try again in 15 years - you'll pop your balls in some terrible game of Sidorovich rape, that is terrible. BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING. Let the Zone have the last smoke and drink and lay with Adder like some crazed Lutiy analog (BULLSHIT!). Balalaïka the sniper was unable to eject her fecaliths, and then Karc, who was actually drunk on absinthe. 42 words left, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER said the green Klanzmon. Quadral slot was used wisely, deterring Sidorovich from eating valuable DOGFOOD, instead he stole stool. Angered and running out of Adder sex symbolism, this story ends with Chyortalshyteganbaplan, the Sidorovich hardcore porn
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Post by Διμι on Jun 12, 2010 17:53:36 GMT -5
ALL HAIL THE SIDOROLITH! The Call of Sidorovich will spread feces over many a land. None were spared from the BOLT HOLD GERMAN BAGNET , sprinkled with insane DOGFOOD powder laced with Dragunov's merciless spam posting, spanning over various (mostly harmless) RP threads, incinerating them with Admin anti-spam flamethrowers. Without ending sentences, which is WRONG, and punishable by immediate instant inhumation incidentally involving insane international immigrant isolationists. "Inevitably inhumane, incest isn't interesting, is it?" Igor inquired irritably in indolence , sticking PILLZ up HIS FUCKING NOSTRIL to stop the niggardly abundance of tildes, that always hold bolts open. Unless the is grammatic fecally, in lexical and morphological and nonsensical and imaginary rapist needs. Verbose is this despite racial differences, because Burnzz is ruler of ZSG in his dreams. Dimi grows worried that camelspit will flood the Earth with its Trolololactive pygmy swine, drowning the mighty BOLT, through the HOLD, into the OPEN having ran, survived. Carnage arranged for a mighty Hawaiian deportation, increasing Duty's wages and Freedom's naive retardation. Drafting without consideration, fecal grammar supplied Karcentric's already decreased Soviet rail service to an alarmingly insufficient number of Sidorovich clones, cyber warriors hired by Stormbringer , the storm bringer from Yantar who brought storms upon Cathmelar in Rostok, who was drunk from drinking lolcamelspit, various incinerated ginger plants, and Snorkshake, which spread over diet sausage and DIED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOL YOUR trinitrotrolololulene is a wonder to behold in Chaosshade's Pripyat stash and station for Monolith employees working minimum wage jobs for Barkeep, who gave favors to those who sold information to stalkers, at outlandish discount prices. Basil attacked every camel that was using a mobile while flying to X10 so he could test Burnzz's lobotomy procedural manual on the lolcamels with granite hammers and rabid flying poultry fried in flight was served with fecal grammar sidewinders wagglan through the said openings in the roof, applying mighty Bes - The Latex Avenger (TM) to the said openings. The resulting Zeno clones were pretty cool guys, unlike the original Sidorovich who liked SNORKS WITH TITS, cos he's weird in his tastes just like the Burers he adopted and Jeniskunk, who unlike most stalkers adores Sidorovich, marrying him and his son of many a snork underhusband rottweiler. GINGER ALE! MIXED WITH VODKA! WOULD CREATE NEW son of a суким сын, if Cyrillic was decipherable by western elitists (read: fags). Soldier's a soldier, regardless of his intentions to obey orders. "Well, fuck you!", was his response to Baldy, whose blackpapermoon he burned and roasted over the flaming helicopter pilot, Twig, whose Mil Mi-26 had pwnt Father Diodor under orders from YOU CAN'T GO THAT WAY STALKER! <<<Triple sevens suddenly tripped over the rotting, disgusting corpse of a Sidorovich- no, FUCK Sidorovich. A CUNT HE IS, beyond all plausible recognition or Karcentric's fecal grammar, the forced meme, or even the BOLT HOLD OPEN. ImperialReign stood on his awesome PARATROOPER armor trying to beat his waifu that wat'd, causing to be as mutated as Adder, an RP faggot. Maginot stumbled around , breaking his teeth on Burnzz' fist of demented do0m, then Burnzz was caught doing something so vile, murdering the weaponless Duke using mighty KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, whose CP collection acquired from Father F. Your RP sucks. Get rid of it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "SHLAGLBLAGLHUEHUEHUE", coughed Cathmelar when his throat filled with snorkshake and various chunks of pseudogiant semen. Ashamed, the mad bandit drowned his memories in T-Vodka to stop fapping to the memories of the grossly overrated PDA game that Hawaiian sold at his market stall FOR 1000 GET!!!!!! Hawaiian used the BOLT HOLD OPEN to open a BOLT HOLD CLOSED in a crate full AUF DEUTCH owned by Skinflint who last saw Max steal the shitty black stew from Chef for hermaphrodite ban evaders. They GET BANNED, not unlike Sidorovich. Running low on pygmy bandits and absinthe, the Alcoholic TITSNORK yet again consumed the Bar's supply of T-vodka, energy drink, and changing finished sentences. Major Kuznetsov ordered favors of questionable services like dancing zombies and topless snorks performing amazing aerial anomaly acrobatics and allowing assorted assembled artifacts access across an absolute abyssal architectural abomination like the zone. In the Swamps there was no working televisions for GETTING THE GET. The get got BADANNDED, leaving desolate turds laying around the story (Karcentric's posts were not responsible for this) leaving a foul on Sidorovich's face from cheaper business deals with the bandit bandwagon, brave Bolshevik babushka broadcast stopped this stercus using typographical errors. Spooling much thread, the expensive leathery strumpet of Sidorovich carved Sirorovich's hide to look like Zeno, the penicamel. Colonel Petrenko purchased a stop to the Communist Party from Tooth for an incredibly low. "INCREDIBLY LOW WHAT!?" Incredibly low sea, stooped even lower, telling me what foolhardiness Burnzz does not afraid of becoming spammed by infinitely karcentricesque grammar transported inside failroad steppe merchants' spleens. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Exterminating trader colonies, PUT DISSPENSSORRR HERE! PEZ dispenser Burnzz dispensed amazing BOLT HOLD OPEN PARATROOPER MAGAZINES WITH CAMO CONDOMS! GREAT SUCCESS! THROWS JEWS DOWN RACIST JENISNORKS, BANNED. Comrade Premier Dartz, the great Soviet Trolololith carried banburners, torching sum Falchion the traitor Renegade was given one rusted DOGFOOD can and no spoon. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sudden midget paragraph created added tension above Bar rubble, making it suck Carnageman's vacuum cleaner, 60 000 RU cheap Sunrise armor. Sidorovich's courtesan JeniSnork takes it up Carnageman's willing rectum. Cries of terror found in Garbage were caused by the thick. Auspicious like circumstances featuring MC Docent Suslov, playing Ganja's mixtapes over DJ Garik's favorite jacket, effectively taunting General Tachenko's tourette's ridden bitch. Ara, the mercenary was pimp slapped into obit for speaking when the emo bandits hadn't yet cut themselves. JeniSnork removed letters from the briefcase containing Burnzz's rantpost and nontypo recorrections. Swallowing lines is a healthy diet for fatass Sidorovich who never exercises because he's dead, having received the weekly foot up the nose due to faggotry. Thus, Ara came twelve buckets, delivered an ass-whooping pizza to their doorstep, hopped to the army, bribed the 3ws gods allowing Svobodaformatting, drove back the enemy of BOLT HOLD OPEN: the snorkolith tildes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Duty madmin Burnzz abused his admin authority to excise posts from Members he wanted removed from the ZSG. Yes, the titsnorks were targeted for inhumation by Burnzz. BOLT HOLD TITS? As it is oblivious that Duty and JeniSnork's feculent snorks were creating THE GAME. Yes. Titsnorks raped Burnzz's dog and died. Indeed, however, despite being dead the snorks never regenerated. Burnzz was inhumed by Jeniskunk's four word posts , with Svobodaformatting taking apart The Zone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DJ Garik, MC Ganja, and Major OG Father Valerian were deafened by Carnageman's absinthe fart which burned through MC Docent Suslov's expensive Sunrise suit. After despicably insulting The Monolith, Burnzz was publicly hanged for the traitorous TITSNORK massacre, openly defiling The Monolith, but he regenerated as Sidorovich, selling Jenisnork's favours to vainly try to 5678GET and succeed! Regenerating as himself, Lutiy generously raped Burnzz arse for his belief in Sidorovich being a shemale like Jenisnork. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banned members should be sent to gulags and transformed into BOWEL HOLD DOGFOOD IN BOLTED PARATROOPER VIDEO CLIP MAGAZINES WERE SENT TO Duty funded playgrounds. Where they got sum dam fine steak for their very last meal before the Monolith applied Bes - The second least useful Latex Avenger (TM), to wear cheap expansions in tight places, with bad style and fitting of Internet Rule63 to annoy certain madmins in Duty. Someone stole my entire inventory when suddenly my bike melted in Fruit flavoured drinks. The zombiefied Dutyier Burnzz loves fruit punch corroding his remaining bowels. Jenisnork's undulating drunkard stagger bought all the loners' lusty looks, paying 60 000ru for some of Jenisnork's nipples. Kremen bought Morgan's Bloodsucker pee stash and drank it. "All of it?!" "That's right sweetheart. All. Of. It." That caused problems for shemale Sidorovich Jenisnorks who decided that creating factions was unacceptable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Inconspicuous looking stalkers often mutilated the mad drunk bloodsuckers from beneath the mountain of used vodka, fornicating with the FUCKING MERCDOLGOLITH FLAGS. It sounded like a constipated man trying desperately to take a vicious diarrhea monster on, while juggling jellyfish, suffering horribly as Sidorovich sold his parents to slavers for controller ankle warmers. But they launched themselves into a posting frenzy induced pink eye suffering snorkoliths, who, having raped Seth verbally, were pwnt, raping his ass verbally and ineffectually. Irregardlessness of antidisestablishmentarianism, Seth's butt ached painfully and metaphorically. Yep, both. Zeno's FUCKING AWESOME CREATION WHICH IS GRIPPING KHAAAAAAAAN'S MANGINA TIGHTLY LIKE SETH'S TITS WHICH WERE UNNATURALLY dangling. Controller Bullshit jumped the gun-totting plane hijacker with a Mohawk, Cherokee, Seminole, Lakota super peace pipe that was used to shove up Bes' incredibly uncanny looking "The Latex Avenger (TM)", penetrating into Burner making a mess with Lutiy's buttache. The RP sucks like Adder sucks Lutiy's massive member post count, 0 to 9001 in pikometres. However, trololo decided to go sodomise Lutiy with 100 posts! However Alumnic Bezmertnovich cranked dat MC Docent, which caused rivets popping in Khan's crib, raping Adder. On the far right of Sidorovich Skog planned to use his mighty sausage knife to saw his lard: truly, an incredible experience WHERE DEM TILDE GOT BEATEN BY Ḧ̫̤́ͨ̄͜͢͠e̲̯͍͇̫̋ ̮̱̗͍̤͚̬̞̟̾͘͢ẅ̢͙̭̥̜̿̍ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;̀̏͌h̸̦̰ͥͧ̾̃͘o̊̅ͩ̔̾̅͛҉ 15;̳͢ ͣ̉͋̐͆̈ͪ҉̧̦͎̹͓͚͉̻͘W̛̬P 3;̅ͧ̒ͣ̌̅͒ͭ͝aͩ͌̿̓̈͆̋҉̤͇ 52;̘̙̮̖̝͕̕ị̛̱̑͗͌̋ͣ̀͢ţ̞ 57;̔̉ͮ̚͝s̵̜͓̄͑̍̆ , leading to the collapse of Ukrytie. Trololith raped Mephisto while several members couldn't contain their anomalies in their sphincters, thus bursting under extreme pressure, as Sidorovich entered. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Barf. Reeking, pungent, smells of Siddy. That it does, shit just got real in the bowels of Siddy. Enough about Siddy! Really! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DEM SIDDIES USE SVOBODAFORMATTING, contemplating bannage by administrator forcing several zombies to seek favours downstairs. You do realise how inappropriate that might sound to the Amish. Don't deny it, Dimitroff, you're awesome! For manure, anyway. Suddenly, Khan started violently breaking water, dousing Carnageman in RAEG, which overtook Svobodaformatting and obliterated diet sausage sandviches. Happily however you, fecal grammars aside, continue to post within this excellent RP, enraging various activities that would cause sphincters to burst. "This one is a live one." "O RLY?" Exclaimed the firing squad as they busked BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING, shortly before firing into the urinal. Which dissolved socks are yours? The hrup drup ones are you blind? The comma's right-wing Sidorovich rapist was arrested for rape, unsurprisingly enough cause no one USES FUCKING COMMAS. You win this round, you pillock. NO POSTS IN ANY BOARD. Yep. Nope, I think. Really? YOU think? Unlike some stalkers, no, I don't. Can't count either. Only drink vodka. On the other channels, Yar could yarp quite convincingly, but not here: he'd be hanged. The TILDEMONGER told Sidorovich the story of the awesomest first assassination attempt the rookie Nimble when he was fecalizing grammar, commas, rather, their lack of sight caused total sentence derailment. "Nothing new there," announced one drunk fecal grammar connoisseur: The ZSG Movie was looking epic until Basil decided to not post, for his characters lazy drunks, attacking. "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat." "Fuck a goat?" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-- FECALIZER!!! WHY WAS SUCH A QUESTION MARK NECESSARY! You'll never know. So said Sidorovich's slightly sarcastic son, sickeningly slandering Sevis and stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this asshole doesn't that Sidorovich charges his grammatic fecalizer to new levels of fecalization. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bros, this paragraph will never end, unlike the ones after it, HURR DURR! Was the logical conclusion reached by the army of t~ldes. Limp? Try again in 15 years - you'll pop your balls in some terrible game of Sidorovich rape, that is terrible. BULLSHIT YOU'RE LYING. Let the Zone have the last smoke and drink and lay with Adder like some crazed Lutiy analog (BULLSHIT!). Balalaïka the sniper was unable to eject her fecaliths, and then Karc, who was actually drunk on absinthe. 42 words left, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER said the green Klanzmon. Quadral slot was used wisely, deterring Sidorovich from eating valuable DOGFOOD, instead he stole stool. Angered and running out of Adder sex symbolism, this story ends with Chyortalshyteganbaplan, the Sidorovich hardcore porn dealer. NO U.
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