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Apr 4, 2010 12:55:18 GMT -5
Post by Karcentric on Apr 4, 2010 12:55:18 GMT -5
Alright mates! Get yer utes and cricket bats were going to war! Don't forget to stop at the bottlo and grab us a slab or two of Jacks and dry.
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Apr 4, 2010 13:15:40 GMT -5
Post by Carnageman on Apr 4, 2010 13:15:40 GMT -5
Location: Estonia Leader: Yaroslav Лулыхкур (formerly Ivan Ivanovitch) Ethnically Russian, Ivan's family migrated to Estonia when he was 4. He never was all that close to his family and didn't value education much, though he had a knack for thinking ahead. Angering his parents with his habits and soon finding himself out on the streets, he quickly rose in the ranks of the local unorganized thug life and managed form a rather stable gang with a clearly defined hierarchy in his local neighborhood of Lasnamäe. The, gang led by Ivan Ivanovitch and quickly growing in size, soon spread all over Estonia. This even eventually resulted in spreading roots into the bodies of government and military, a feat aided by the inefficiency of local law enforcement. After a long and intricate plan was formed, a coup was performed and Ivanovitch declared himself the sovereign of the country. He decided to rename himself Yaroslav Лулыхкур, Yaroslav meaning “fierce and glorious” and Лулыхкур meaning “bone breaker” in Estonian, though written in Cyrillic to signify his ethnicity. Such a surname was chosen due to the treating of the former members of government.
Olive drab map color too.
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Apr 4, 2010 13:25:40 GMT -5
Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Apr 4, 2010 13:25:40 GMT -5
Sorry Carnage, one country only to start with.
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Apr 4, 2010 14:19:46 GMT -5
Post by Carnageman on Apr 4, 2010 14:19:46 GMT -5
Fuck it, fixing.
Can I unite some countries later though?
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Apr 4, 2010 14:27:42 GMT -5
Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Apr 4, 2010 14:27:42 GMT -5
Sure thing, we've started actually, so you can go and invade your neighboring countries if you want.
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Apr 4, 2010 15:40:52 GMT -5
Post by Carnageman on Apr 4, 2010 15:40:52 GMT -5
Right then. Poisid, mängu plaan on järgmine: we annex Latvia, then, if that succeeds, Lithuania, then see what Finland thinks of joining us. Latvia will probably go easy: seeing as we're basically one people, the general populace shouldn't complain much. We just have to worry about what the big shots think. Stock up on any rusty AK-s, iron bars or makarovs that you can find and move towards the Latvian border. And haul ass, I have a paintball match tomorrow and I want to be well rested.
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Apr 4, 2010 16:27:30 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 4, 2010 16:27:30 GMT -5
COMMANDER, THIS JUST IN!
As the weakling forces of Swaziland surrendered, the King was forced to abdicate and so, the territory of the Kingdom of Swaziland is annexed to the great nation of South Africa! Rejoice!
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Apr 4, 2010 16:33:11 GMT -5
Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Apr 4, 2010 16:33:11 GMT -5
NOTICE: Tomorrow I will update the map with all new territories taken into account.
After carpet bombing Warsaw, the 10th Armored Cavalry devision crushed the remaining Polish resistance in the area. A regional governor now has complete control over the area, and the armies of glorious Deutschland set their sights on the Czech Republic. The lord General has also sent an emissary to Yaroslav Лулыхкур proposing a treaty while they divide northern and central Europe among themselves.
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Apr 4, 2010 16:37:59 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 4, 2010 16:37:59 GMT -5
COMMANDER! COMMANDER! THOSE TREACHEROUS SCUM AT LESOTHO DARE MOCK US! THEY DARE TO DECLARE WAR! WE SHALL FIGHT THEM! OUR TROOPS ARE ALREADY STORMING THE COUNTRY!
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Apr 4, 2010 16:46:53 GMT -5
Post by Basil on Apr 4, 2010 16:46:53 GMT -5
After glorious battle against asshole Uzbeks, the brave Kazakh military triumphed and marched upon the Uzbek capital. Many women were raped or enslaved to pull the Kazakhapult, and the country's Jews were all put in camp where they were thrown down well or turned into ammunition for Kazakhapults.
The Uzbek president was thrown into pit filled with hungry bears and eaten alive as victorious Kazakh heroes watched and laughed, and a parade was held in honour of glorious Kazakh leader, presidentissimo Borat Sagdiyev. His trusty advisor Azamat Bagatov advised the Presidentissimo to attack Turkmenistan.
Soon, Kazakh troops crossed the border into Turkmenistan, and another war was on. Kazakhstan would be only number one exporter of potassium!
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Apr 4, 2010 17:01:31 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 4, 2010 17:01:31 GMT -5
AS THE DEFECTIVE WEAPONS OF THE MISERABLE ARMIES OF LESOTHO TURNED INTO DUST, THE GLORIOUS ARMY OF SOUTH AFRICA HAS EXECUTED THE ENTIRE GOVERNING SYSTEM OF LESOTHO, THUS REDUCING THE POPULATION BY 68%.
Having conquered it's inferior neighbors, South Africa is trying to get a bigger bite.
OUR NEXT TARGET IS...MOZAMBIQUE! YOU ARE GOING DOWN, YOU...YOU...YOU!
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Apr 4, 2010 20:29:57 GMT -5
Post by Διμι on Apr 4, 2010 20:29:57 GMT -5
The emitter is partially complete, exerting a Monolith-size psychic field over Rome. In several days, the emitter's field will extend beyond the boundaries of Italy.
The majority of the city's population, as well as the Italian government is under Lutiy's direct control. Fortifications are being built around the Vatican.
An emissary has been sent to president Borat Sagdiev of Glorious Kazakhstan in order to unite against the Jew oppressors.
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Apr 5, 2010 3:13:56 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 5, 2010 3:13:56 GMT -5
Under the influence of the glorious new anarchistic regime, our unbeatable troops have finally conquered those pests in Mozambique! Of course, the conquering procedure was followed by traditional extermination of every single government official. Glorious Mozambique has been annexed and glorious armies are now at rest, for there is a new enemy approaching, from the sea.
We are ready to try out our glorious navy in glorious battle against not-so-glorious misery of Madagascar.
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Apr 5, 2010 4:10:26 GMT -5
Post by Karcentric on Apr 5, 2010 4:10:26 GMT -5
After beating those lazy kiwis several shades of stupid we turn our glorious army towards that useless lump of ice... Antarctica.
Grab ye fridges and use em as canoes, make body armor out of the empty cartons. We meet with the Penguin army to forge an alliance!
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Apr 5, 2010 6:20:50 GMT -5
Post by jeniskunk on Apr 5, 2010 6:20:50 GMT -5
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