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Post by Basil on Apr 29, 2011 9:15:07 GMT -5
~Life begins anew with Cyrillic writing. No it doesn't. Lutiy ends it, no he doesn't. Fuck a goat. Sidorovich sold that goat to the wrong crowd unfortunately, awakening Chyortalshyteganbaplan and triggering some new soviet cabbages, a rampage he leads: grammar fecalities flooded by vuvuzela BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ the greatest instruBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Sigbrand, who fell for the old person who prowls the zone looking for half NIKGAHS and Sidorovich supporters called BASIL, GOAT-FUCKING Communist Frenchmen. DEM FRENCH COMMIES, who won't stop drinking TROLCOHOL in the trolchok , the trololesque trolific petrol controler - Troldin! Who raped children, illegally, mind you! And goats! inb4goats! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enough fooling around, but not really, since Sidorovich will rape you dead. More dancing bloodsuckers! Suddenly, VUVUZELAS EVERYBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ. HALF NIKGAH FRENCH WAS ARRESTED FOR UNACCEPTABLE GRAMMAR FECALIZING AND NOT MENTIONING BABA YAGA'S STD. Which Khan contracted. From an unknown Penumbra leader. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, fucking world cup Khan arse AIDS SOGGY OLD CUNT, "Oh that's nasty! But DO WANT!" One sick puppy fucked up 3ws, 60000 FUCKING VUVUZELAS attacking our tildes. New paragraph, quick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phew! No more BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in here! ZONE MAN LOVE PALACE, operated by the Sonicverse, bah, fags said Balalaïka who walked for the South African VUVUZELA BLOWING CHAMPIONSHIP BZZZ-*BOOM!* Obliterated by Hood's 12'' LP Vinyl sex doll. What fux? Goats were delivered from farms to Basil's French communist gulag and prepared for sodomy. The Maginot STOPPED POST ARSING while Balalaïka raped meals invariably. BOLT UP SHUT FUCK FRENCHIE, screamed Sidorovich, violating Burnzz' holes. Golf holes. BASTARD constipated pseudogiants were attacked with furious laxative injections, violating Burnzz' orifices. Unfortunately there weren't any convenient orifices apart from Basil's Freedom Commandant characters called The Maginots, cool band bro. Nobody buys them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dropping that retard, three master stalkers went out of their way for disregarding women, acquiring shitloads of bling, rubles, and goats. But not really. Had Zeno known that acquiring females in the zone is impossible, perhaps he would have raped more meals. But he didn't. TITSNORKS, TITSNORKS EVERYWHERE. OH DUDE, SNORKS... None of that, no fun allowed. Especially not for dem serious folks at the Admin bunker, they started Svobodaformatting fucking everything! Absolutely everything including. Paranoia sets in making life interesting for Sidorovich's associate and groupie, Patrick green the Maginot. Her Majesty's 75th boning wasn't quite boning, as the Maginot lolled hard. Sidorovich entered unexpectedly from the back wh a rape combo of such awe that the Royal 75th Footjob was cut short. Colour-sergeant Patrick Green was pressed hotly by a FUCKING TITSNORK, TITSNORKS FUCKING EVERYWHERE, DAMN! "OH DUDE, SNORKS WITH TITS!" yelled Her Majesty's 75th analingus provider, stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stories about Siddie and his supporter wigger pink dancers from Yugosla- wait. Colour sergeant supporters struck severely, separating stupid silicone snakes so Sevis seldom sat silently smoking some sedative swamp species, secretly singing sickening Svobodalithesque songs since Silas smoked Ashot's cheap guns. Colour sergeant Patrick was charged with imprisoning wiggers and gopniks alike, and attacked a goat with the intent of knocking her up the tree, the tree to end all trees. Nevertheless, he smashed them with picket, Svobodaformatting like a Colour Sergeant Slaplock-Killer of all things in existence. HURR, said Sidorovich as he jerked off his wig, revealing a clown emo bloodsucker with a bald spot on its foreskin. Holy shit. The Pope shat tier three artifacts in the woods. "Blasphemy!" OG Father Valerian dropped verses from the Bible! MC Docent Suslov fucked a poodle and kicked a man in the bowels. HET ZENO was the answer to Zeno's request of stapling tapeworms to P's goat. Sidorovich sold slaves and made games with stapled tapeworms. Sidorovich Meier's pirates, whose crusty old BASTARD OVERPRICED suits worn by Captain Chromatic, superior of the obscure three Zone Stooge Astrobastards of Buddhist faith and crypto-Svoboda warfare, who, along the tightrope walking, drup'd our menacing Buddhist suicide squads. "WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU A GOAT?", inquired Colour Clansman. -"No, I am Banned Sergeant Chromatic Patrick green , of Her Majesty's royal postal service, who went postal on the annoying quotation mark. So, carps, what are secrets behind joints? Joints, in fact, are really soft, much like Basil's vile, repugnant, extreme malignant designs towards those goats. DEM POOR, POOR GOATS, so disgustingly mistreated and filmed by Her Majesty's Royal 75th Foot's Colour Sergeant Patrick Green, who was payed no attention to. Sidorovich, the BASTARD was hit with over 9000 various ice cream flavors and then proceeded to blow shit through his nose, ears, and vagoo. He grew lungs made of waffles. On his urethra. Because his BIGASS thang Svobodaformatted, leaving the suits unattended. Zeno owes 1,915.47 bottles of beer to Her Majesty's royal postal service, whom he robbed creating quite the monstrous Sidorovich brothel. Many Freedomers came over to give him a beating with their Khansticks. Many, many Khansticks. More then there had been seen with Summary of no logical explanation. Look at ragine and his homies chugging beer outside the bar, they ARE SO TINY. Unlike this paragraph, which lives on in the hearts. 9 circlejerks later, the Freedom members lead by THE Maginot circlejerked again. They were watching the monolith's homosodomy: with women, /0. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Less of that, moar of goat, Nope, no goats. No-rife bastard cleaned the mighty girth of Sidorovich. OVERWIDENED BASTARD GIRTHINESS: "ECLIPSE THE SUN, MAN THE HARPOONS! GRAB THE LAXATIVES!" Bannage cruise controller ankles attacked the wrong side of Sidorovich - his rear! OH THE HORROR! Immortal Svobodalith drunkards died. "COCK TAR-21 AND FIRE!" ordered the Raginot, with the 3WS kicking arse left and rite. The Raginot? You mean faggynot! The baggy knot faggert with his sagging knot... not! Knot funny, faggirt. Fork off, vodgaman. From behind the counter, vicodin was slapped into nextel wireless service agents and forced to sign contracts in Sidorovich's bunker. Contracts for favors on the staircase. The staircase groans. The pseudogiant bodyguard, Garik, continues to sodomize Zhorik, all of whose mutated friend Cathmelar reappeared carrying vast quantities of glorious rhubarb to be sold in exchange for dogfood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CAPTAIN CUNTSEV! Won at life. And the afterlife. Revenge would be served by Private Cuntsev, who became, unfortunately, dead. Yes. Shed a tear for our hero who killed over all moral restraints. Being rewarded the titsno-OH DUDE, green flesh and pink and yellow TITS, on snorks. Cuntsev was most pleased with the canonization of himself. Could now R.I.P. Subjectless grammatical fecalization often occur out in the deepths of the zone. The deepths. Discuss. A place, deeper then any stalker or titsnork cleavage, a place so unimaginably deep, that only fecal grammar could survive there. There was one thousand of the tastiest iced donuts, iced with Ice. And birthday candles of frozen trinitrolololulene exploded! Killing our morale was harder than killing chipmunks in a field. That sounds fun. That it was. Like coffee and Basil put together. Jesuschristwhatthefuckhaveyouepeoplebeenupto, I TURN OFF. Notmuchbro wherethehellhaveyoubeen? Oh notanywherereally, justpromptingadminbanswithlongassmotherfuckingwords. Point taken sir, said Slavik Rambo after stealing all bikes like a true nigger, he removed camelballs, but not really, just crushed them. Don't ask any further, douchebag! Yelled the Sentence Mongler. Simultaneously mongling sentences. Actually that's wrong. No it isn't. Is absolutely not. Yes it is. Shut up, douchebag! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph already? Yes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph! Breathing new life through the mouth, dysfunctional as it may appear, is the process of survival at its very lowest. Vodka was senselessly consumed for 2000 posts, leading to complete anarchy in Australia, nothing new there. Tidal waves of tidal waves of the tidal wave untidied the tidy pile of scissors, sending them flying! Flying into the tidal waves of tidal fecal matter and Tide detergent creating a horrible green mass of acidic cleaning matter. That swept the bar clean of all rainbow colored vases, disturbed stalkers and Green Fleshes. Duty declared war on pink boots with "cute" mascots IN THEIR URETHRAS CAUSING untold agony, but without caps. Freedom was asked to abstain from gardening in Yantar, until The Great War of Tennis THEEEEEYYYY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. No, stop that. Stop that right there, CRIMINAL SCUM! "No"said Luity, who jumped off BOLT HOLD OPEN landing safely in Adder's holiest hole. Causing rage amongst the Maginots and total 3WS fail. "SHIT IT OFF while you can." Khan sure couldn't. And that's why THEEEY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHH shoot myself in the anus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Acquire of the crunchy cock tar jar which Burnzz loves. Svobodaformatting, however, leaves Burnzz with haemorrhoids. It is not lies and slander if proven by photographic or written evidence. COHERENT SENTENCE! That's not good are it now? This would later devolve into billions incoherent sentences like a Siddy Time, no it's not. Yes it is. Don't argue with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, or I'll DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS of horrible singing. Like Hill Vixens, BPM whored her Frenchmen to the maximum whoring imaginable. An escape plan failed like always due to OH&S. In other news all news was sandvich. Hurp durp, was elected for The Office of Astral Consortium Emperor only to be bitch slapped outta Compton, straight! Business started wars sometimes. Yee, c'mon. You got beef? Enough mah boi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck new paragraphs. This isn't new, or is it? Nope, new topic! Unsavory pseudogiant orifices! Vacancies, apply within! Three word sentences! hurr durr drup. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dammit, don't touch that sentry spah! What a great dicking Khan received at the hands of himself, because he was deemed FOREVER ALONE by mighty barkeep who was mighty indeed... Mighty, like bear, FUCKING METAL BEAR, IT'S A WOLF. Nope, metal bear. And then, Peregrine heard Lutiy voices lulling him into troll murdering a rapid witch, who DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS, Stockholm Syndrome > Showbiz, oldMuse > newMuse. Durr. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sidorovich found that very special spot that made bloodsuckers come very quickly and break into safe deposit boxes, stealing incriminating photos of herp derp. Then everyone just tried to bring toffee apples from Sidorovich's intestines to serve for Barkeep, raping Burnzz dead. Kneeling, Morak took the Duty oath, in the mouth. Like a boss. I'll KILL YOU! No you won't, due to complex made of many misinterpretations and balderdash. Anyway, Sidorovich, he shouldn't talk with hydrargyrum out in the open. Someone rapin' errbody out thar, fucken green fleshes running about the bar yet? Hurf a durf answered the summons Bes, The Latex costume wearer, whose avenger levels reached Burnzz level whining. Without warning, where eaten by the ARMOURED BEAR WTF. Was the average off topic discussion waltzing around like a drunk bearwolfmanpig. "Fuck this shit." Bearwolfmanpig should leave. Much like Sidorovich. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Making headlines, Sparrow swallowed. The Sonicverse. While Wolf whispered slutty suggestions, Sam was wearing white boy Borisov's baggy cancerous balls of humiliation. Stalkers vomiting their snorkshake onto Barkeep's dancing bloodsuckers. Vorona took the first drink, resulting in Adder being viewed as the greatest champion evar. EVAR YOU HEAR! The Cosmic Oyster was blasted by nicky nacky noo. Which caused untold carved Grecian frames and goat rape. Basil attacked that Ham sandwich like DAT SANDVICH.
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New Paragraph. "Anyway," Said Wolf, "IMMA CHARGIN MAH DEAGLE CLASS SANDVICH CONSUMING DESTROYER OF PI."Just to clarify his point, he drank three bottles of Pseudogiant Shit with Pseudogiant Piss. Hence the excessive consumption creating OVERWEIGHT BASTARDS! Running in the paraplegic snork race of the 90s, afterward there was much celebration with posts being delivered in great amounts to the citizens of glorious Trolololistan. Invading forces from Liechtenstein advanced on the ZSG's bar once again. Inevitably, the attack failed due to psychic attacks caused by Barkeep's rippling flabs. This caused distortions in Adder's water. How bloody disturbing. Agreed! Beautiful fucking day in the zone, ruined by FOWELES IN THE DARK, HE COMES forced to post. By the great power of the Monolith. Few could see Luity's ghost, but those that could cared little. Powers vested in the power of chinjerk was mighty, destroying grammar everywhere. Until the destructive destroyer destructor derps destroyed dem damn demagogues, dirtily defiling Dim's dexterous demigod durfs. Well Done. Or Medium Rare, Russian Dimitrov Manwhore.
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Post by Karcentric on Apr 29, 2011 11:33:07 GMT -5
~Life begins anew with Cyrillic writing. No it doesn't. Lutiy ends it, no he doesn't. Fuck a goat. Sidorovich sold that goat to the wrong crowd unfortunately, awakening Chyortalshyteganbaplan and triggering some new soviet cabbages, a rampage he leads: grammar fecalities flooded by vuvuzela BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ the greatest instruBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Sigbrand, who fell for the old person who prowls the zone looking for half NIKGAHS and Sidorovich supporters called BASIL, GOAT-FUCKING Communist Frenchmen. DEM FRENCH COMMIES, who won't stop drinking TROLCOHOL in the trolchok , the trololesque trolific petrol controler - Troldin! Who raped children, illegally, mind you! And goats! inb4goats! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enough fooling around, but not really, since Sidorovich will rape you dead. More dancing bloodsuckers! Suddenly, VUVUZELAS EVERYBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ. HALF NIKGAH FRENCH WAS ARRESTED FOR UNACCEPTABLE GRAMMAR FECALIZING AND NOT MENTIONING BABA YAGA'S STD. Which Khan contracted. From an unknown Penumbra leader. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, fucking world cup Khan arse AIDS SOGGY OLD CUNT, "Oh that's nasty! But DO WANT!" One sick puppy fucked up 3ws, 60000 FUCKING VUVUZELAS attacking our tildes. New paragraph, quick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phew! No more BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in here! ZONE MAN LOVE PALACE, operated by the Sonicverse, bah, fags said Balalaïka who walked for the South African VUVUZELA BLOWING CHAMPIONSHIP BZZZ-*BOOM!* Obliterated by Hood's 12'' LP Vinyl sex doll. What fux? Goats were delivered from farms to Basil's French communist gulag and prepared for sodomy. The Maginot STOPPED POST ARSING while Balalaïka raped meals invariably. BOLT UP SHUT FUCK FRENCHIE, screamed Sidorovich, violating Burnzz' holes. Golf holes. BASTARD constipated pseudogiants were attacked with furious laxative injections, violating Burnzz' orifices. Unfortunately there weren't any convenient orifices apart from Basil's Freedom Commandant characters called The Maginots, cool band bro. Nobody buys them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dropping that retard, three master stalkers went out of their way for disregarding women, acquiring shitloads of bling, rubles, and goats. But not really. Had Zeno known that acquiring females in the zone is impossible, perhaps he would have raped more meals. But he didn't. TITSNORKS, TITSNORKS EVERYWHERE. OH DUDE, SNORKS... None of that, no fun allowed. Especially not for dem serious folks at the Admin bunker, they started Svobodaformatting fucking everything! Absolutely everything including. Paranoia sets in making life interesting for Sidorovich's associate and groupie, Patrick green the Maginot. Her Majesty's 75th boning wasn't quite boning, as the Maginot lolled hard. Sidorovich entered unexpectedly from the back wh a rape combo of such awe that the Royal 75th Footjob was cut short. Colour-sergeant Patrick Green was pressed hotly by a FUCKING TITSNORK, TITSNORKS FUCKING EVERYWHERE, DAMN! "OH DUDE, SNORKS WITH TITS!" yelled Her Majesty's 75th analingus provider, stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stories about Siddie and his supporter wigger pink dancers from Yugosla- wait. Colour sergeant supporters struck severely, separating stupid silicone snakes so Sevis seldom sat silently smoking some sedative swamp species, secretly singing sickening Svobodalithesque songs since Silas smoked Ashot's cheap guns. Colour sergeant Patrick was charged with imprisoning wiggers and gopniks alike, and attacked a goat with the intent of knocking her up the tree, the tree to end all trees. Nevertheless, he smashed them with picket, Svobodaformatting like a Colour Sergeant Slaplock-Killer of all things in existence. HURR, said Sidorovich as he jerked off his wig, revealing a clown emo bloodsucker with a bald spot on its foreskin. Holy shit. The Pope shat tier three artifacts in the woods. "Blasphemy!" OG Father Valerian dropped verses from the Bible! MC Docent Suslov fucked a poodle and kicked a man in the bowels. HET ZENO was the answer to Zeno's request of stapling tapeworms to P's goat. Sidorovich sold slaves and made games with stapled tapeworms. Sidorovich Meier's pirates, whose crusty old BASTARD OVERPRICED suits worn by Captain Chromatic, superior of the obscure three Zone Stooge Astrobastards of Buddhist faith and crypto-Svoboda warfare, who, along the tightrope walking, drup'd our menacing Buddhist suicide squads. "WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU A GOAT?", inquired Colour Clansman. -"No, I am Banned Sergeant Chromatic Patrick green , of Her Majesty's royal postal service, who went postal on the annoying quotation mark. So, carps, what are secrets behind joints? Joints, in fact, are really soft, much like Basil's vile, repugnant, extreme malignant designs towards those goats. DEM POOR, POOR GOATS, so disgustingly mistreated and filmed by Her Majesty's Royal 75th Foot's Colour Sergeant Patrick Green, who was payed no attention to. Sidorovich, the BASTARD was hit with over 9000 various ice cream flavors and then proceeded to blow shit through his nose, ears, and vagoo. He grew lungs made of waffles. On his urethra. Because his BIGASS thang Svobodaformatted, leaving the suits unattended. Zeno owes 1,915.47 bottles of beer to Her Majesty's royal postal service, whom he robbed creating quite the monstrous Sidorovich brothel. Many Freedomers came over to give him a beating with their Khansticks. Many, many Khansticks. More then there had been seen with Summary of no logical explanation. Look at ragine and his homies chugging beer outside the bar, they ARE SO TINY. Unlike this paragraph, which lives on in the hearts. 9 circlejerks later, the Freedom members lead by THE Maginot circlejerked again. They were watching the monolith's homosodomy: with women, /0. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Less of that, moar of goat, Nope, no goats. No-rife bastard cleaned the mighty girth of Sidorovich. OVERWIDENED BASTARD GIRTHINESS: "ECLIPSE THE SUN, MAN THE HARPOONS! GRAB THE LAXATIVES!" Bannage cruise controller ankles attacked the wrong side of Sidorovich - his rear! OH THE HORROR! Immortal Svobodalith drunkards died. "COCK TAR-21 AND FIRE!" ordered the Raginot, with the 3WS kicking arse left and rite. The Raginot? You mean faggynot! The baggy knot faggert with his sagging knot... not! Knot funny, faggirt. Fork off, vodgaman. From behind the counter, vicodin was slapped into nextel wireless service agents and forced to sign contracts in Sidorovich's bunker. Contracts for favors on the staircase. The staircase groans. The pseudogiant bodyguard, Garik, continues to sodomize Zhorik, all of whose mutated friend Cathmelar reappeared carrying vast quantities of glorious rhubarb to be sold in exchange for dogfood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CAPTAIN CUNTSEV! Won at life. And the afterlife. Revenge would be served by Private Cuntsev, who became, unfortunately, dead. Yes. Shed a tear for our hero who killed over all moral restraints. Being rewarded the titsno-OH DUDE, green flesh and pink and yellow TITS, on snorks. Cuntsev was most pleased with the canonization of himself. Could now R.I.P. Subjectless grammatical fecalization often occur out in the deepths of the zone. The deepths. Discuss. A place, deeper then any stalker or titsnork cleavage, a place so unimaginably deep, that only fecal grammar could survive there. There was one thousand of the tastiest iced donuts, iced with Ice. And birthday candles of frozen trinitrolololulene exploded! Killing our morale was harder than killing chipmunks in a field. That sounds fun. That it was. Like coffee and Basil put together. Jesuschristwhatthefuckhaveyouepeoplebeenupto, I TURN OFF. Notmuchbro wherethehellhaveyoubeen? Oh notanywherereally, justpromptingadminbanswithlongassmotherfuckingwords. Point taken sir, said Slavik Rambo after stealing all bikes like a true nigger, he removed camelballs, but not really, just crushed them. Don't ask any further, douchebag! Yelled the Sentence Mongler. Simultaneously mongling sentences. Actually that's wrong. No it isn't. Is absolutely not. Yes it is. Shut up, douchebag! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph already? Yes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph! Breathing new life through the mouth, dysfunctional as it may appear, is the process of survival at its very lowest. Vodka was senselessly consumed for 2000 posts, leading to complete anarchy in Australia, nothing new there. Tidal waves of tidal waves of the tidal wave untidied the tidy pile of scissors, sending them flying! Flying into the tidal waves of tidal fecal matter and Tide detergent creating a horrible green mass of acidic cleaning matter. That swept the bar clean of all rainbow colored vases, disturbed stalkers and Green Fleshes. Duty declared war on pink boots with "cute" mascots IN THEIR URETHRAS CAUSING untold agony, but without caps. Freedom was asked to abstain from gardening in Yantar, until The Great War of Tennis THEEEEEYYYY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. No, stop that. Stop that right there, CRIMINAL SCUM! "No"said Luity, who jumped off BOLT HOLD OPEN landing safely in Adder's holiest hole. Causing rage amongst the Maginots and total 3WS fail. "SHIT IT OFF while you can." Khan sure couldn't. And that's why THEEEY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHH shoot myself in the anus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Acquire of the crunchy cock tar jar which Burnzz loves. Svobodaformatting, however, leaves Burnzz with haemorrhoids. It is not lies and slander if proven by photographic or written evidence. COHERENT SENTENCE! That's not good are it now? This would later devolve into billions incoherent sentences like a Siddy Time, no it's not. Yes it is. Don't argue with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, or I'll DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS of horrible singing. Like Hill Vixens, BPM whored her Frenchmen to the maximum whoring imaginable. An escape plan failed like always due to OH&S. In other news all news was sandvich. Hurp durp, was elected for The Office of Astral Consortium Emperor only to be bitch slapped outta Compton, straight! Business started wars sometimes. Yee, c'mon. You got beef? Enough mah boi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck new paragraphs. This isn't new, or is it? Nope, new topic! Unsavory pseudogiant orifices! Vacancies, apply within! Three word sentences! hurr durr drup. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dammit, don't touch that sentry spah! What a great dicking Khan received at the hands of himself, because he was deemed FOREVER ALONE by mighty barkeep who was mighty indeed... Mighty, like bear, FUCKING METAL BEAR, IT'S A WOLF. Nope, metal bear. And then, Peregrine heard Lutiy voices lulling him into troll murdering a rapid witch, who DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS, Stockholm Syndrome > Showbiz, oldMuse > newMuse. Durr. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sidorovich found that very special spot that made bloodsuckers come very quickly and break into safe deposit boxes, stealing incriminating photos of herp derp. Then everyone just tried to bring toffee apples from Sidorovich's intestines to serve for Barkeep, raping Burnzz dead. Kneeling, Morak took the Duty oath, in the mouth. Like a boss. I'll KILL YOU! No you won't, due to complex made of many misinterpretations and balderdash. Anyway, Sidorovich, he shouldn't talk with hydrargyrum out in the open. Someone rapin' errbody out thar, fucken green fleshes running about the bar yet? Hurf a durf answered the summons Bes, The Latex costume wearer, whose avenger levels reached Burnzz level whining. Without warning, where eaten by the ARMOURED BEAR WTF. Was the average off topic discussion waltzing around like a drunk bearwolfmanpig. "Fuck this shit." Bearwolfmanpig should leave. Much like Sidorovich. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Making headlines, Sparrow swallowed. The Sonicverse. While Wolf whispered slutty suggestions, Sam was wearing white boy Borisov's baggy cancerous balls of humiliation. Stalkers vomiting their snorkshake onto Barkeep's dancing bloodsuckers. Vorona took the first drink, resulting in Adder being viewed as the greatest champion evar. EVAR YOU HEAR! The Cosmic Oyster was blasted by nicky nacky noo. Which caused untold carved Grecian frames and goat rape. Basil attacked that Ham sandwich like DAT SANDVICH.
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New Paragraph. "Anyway," Said Wolf, "IMMA CHARGIN MAH DEAGLE CLASS SANDVICH CONSUMING DESTROYER OF PI."Just to clarify his point, he drank three bottles of Pseudogiant Shit with Pseudogiant Piss. Hence the excessive consumption creating OVERWEIGHT BASTARDS! Running in the paraplegic snork race of the 90s, afterward there was much celebration with posts being delivered in great amounts to the citizens of glorious Trolololistan. Invading forces from Liechtenstein advanced on the ZSG's bar once again. Inevitably, the attack failed due to psychic attacks caused by Barkeep's rippling flabs. This caused distortions in Adder's water. How bloody disturbing. Agreed! Beautiful fucking day in the zone, ruined by FOWELES IN THE DARK, HE COMES forced to post. By the great power of the Monolith. Few could see Luity's ghost, but those that could cared little. Powers vested in the power of chinjerk was mighty, destroying grammar everywhere. Until the destructive destroyer destructor derps destroyed dem damn demagogues, dirtily defiling Dim's dexterous demigod durfs. Well Done. Or Medium Rare, Russian Dimitrov Manwhore.
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Post by Διμι on Apr 29, 2011 13:44:20 GMT -5
~Life begins anew with Cyrillic writing. No it doesn't. Lutiy ends it, no he doesn't. Fuck a goat. Sidorovich sold that goat to the wrong crowd unfortunately, awakening Chyortalshyteganbaplan and triggering some new soviet cabbages, a rampage he leads: grammar fecalities flooded by vuvuzela BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ the greatest instruBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Sigbrand, who fell for the old person who prowls the zone looking for half NIKGAHS and Sidorovich supporters called BASIL, GOAT-FUCKING Communist Frenchmen. DEM FRENCH COMMIES, who won't stop drinking TROLCOHOL in the trolchok , the trololesque trolific petrol controler - Troldin! Who raped children, illegally, mind you! And goats! inb4goats! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enough fooling around, but not really, since Sidorovich will rape you dead. More dancing bloodsuckers! Suddenly, VUVUZELAS EVERYBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ. HALF NIKGAH FRENCH WAS ARRESTED FOR UNACCEPTABLE GRAMMAR FECALIZING AND NOT MENTIONING BABA YAGA'S STD. Which Khan contracted. From an unknown Penumbra leader. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, fucking world cup Khan arse AIDS SOGGY OLD CUNT, "Oh that's nasty! But DO WANT!" One sick puppy fucked up 3ws, 60000 FUCKING VUVUZELAS attacking our tildes. New paragraph, quick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phew! No more BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in here! ZONE MAN LOVE PALACE, operated by the Sonicverse, bah, fags said Balalaïka who walked for the South African VUVUZELA BLOWING CHAMPIONSHIP BZZZ-*BOOM!* Obliterated by Hood's 12'' LP Vinyl sex doll. What fux? Goats were delivered from farms to Basil's French communist gulag and prepared for sodomy. The Maginot STOPPED POST ARSING while Balalaïka raped meals invariably. BOLT UP SHUT FUCK FRENCHIE, screamed Sidorovich, violating Burnzz' holes. Golf holes. BASTARD constipated pseudogiants were attacked with furious laxative injections, violating Burnzz' orifices. Unfortunately there weren't any convenient orifices apart from Basil's Freedom Commandant characters called The Maginots, cool band bro. Nobody buys them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dropping that retard, three master stalkers went out of their way for disregarding women, acquiring shitloads of bling, rubles, and goats. But not really. Had Zeno known that acquiring females in the zone is impossible, perhaps he would have raped more meals. But he didn't. TITSNORKS, TITSNORKS EVERYWHERE. OH DUDE, SNORKS... None of that, no fun allowed. Especially not for dem serious folks at the Admin bunker, they started Svobodaformatting fucking everything! Absolutely everything including. Paranoia sets in making life interesting for Sidorovich's associate and groupie, Patrick green the Maginot. Her Majesty's 75th boning wasn't quite boning, as the Maginot lolled hard. Sidorovich entered unexpectedly from the back wh a rape combo of such awe that the Royal 75th Footjob was cut short. Colour-sergeant Patrick Green was pressed hotly by a FUCKING TITSNORK, TITSNORKS FUCKING EVERYWHERE, DAMN! "OH DUDE, SNORKS WITH TITS!" yelled Her Majesty's 75th analingus provider, stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stories about Siddie and his supporter wigger pink dancers from Yugosla- wait. Colour sergeant supporters struck severely, separating stupid silicone snakes so Sevis seldom sat silently smoking some sedative swamp species, secretly singing sickening Svobodalithesque songs since Silas smoked Ashot's cheap guns. Colour sergeant Patrick was charged with imprisoning wiggers and gopniks alike, and attacked a goat with the intent of knocking her up the tree, the tree to end all trees. Nevertheless, he smashed them with picket, Svobodaformatting like a Colour Sergeant Slaplock-Killer of all things in existence. HURR, said Sidorovich as he jerked off his wig, revealing a clown emo bloodsucker with a bald spot on its foreskin. Holy shit. The Pope shat tier three artifacts in the woods. "Blasphemy!" OG Father Valerian dropped verses from the Bible! MC Docent Suslov fucked a poodle and kicked a man in the bowels. HET ZENO was the answer to Zeno's request of stapling tapeworms to P's goat. Sidorovich sold slaves and made games with stapled tapeworms. Sidorovich Meier's pirates, whose crusty old BASTARD OVERPRICED suits worn by Captain Chromatic, superior of the obscure three Zone Stooge Astrobastards of Buddhist faith and crypto-Svoboda warfare, who, along the tightrope walking, drup'd our menacing Buddhist suicide squads. "WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU A GOAT?", inquired Colour Clansman. -"No, I am Banned Sergeant Chromatic Patrick green , of Her Majesty's royal postal service, who went postal on the annoying quotation mark. So, carps, what are secrets behind joints? Joints, in fact, are really soft, much like Basil's vile, repugnant, extreme malignant designs towards those goats. DEM POOR, POOR GOATS, so disgustingly mistreated and filmed by Her Majesty's Royal 75th Foot's Colour Sergeant Patrick Green, who was payed no attention to. Sidorovich, the BASTARD was hit with over 9000 various ice cream flavors and then proceeded to blow shit through his nose, ears, and vagoo. He grew lungs made of waffles. On his urethra. Because his BIGASS thang Svobodaformatted, leaving the suits unattended. Zeno owes 1,915.47 bottles of beer to Her Majesty's royal postal service, whom he robbed creating quite the monstrous Sidorovich brothel. Many Freedomers came over to give him a beating with their Khansticks. Many, many Khansticks. More then there had been seen with Summary of no logical explanation. Look at ragine and his homies chugging beer outside the bar, they ARE SO TINY. Unlike this paragraph, which lives on in the hearts. 9 circlejerks later, the Freedom members lead by THE Maginot circlejerked again. They were watching the monolith's homosodomy: with women, /0. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Less of that, moar of goat, Nope, no goats. No-rife bastard cleaned the mighty girth of Sidorovich. OVERWIDENED BASTARD GIRTHINESS: "ECLIPSE THE SUN, MAN THE HARPOONS! GRAB THE LAXATIVES!" Bannage cruise controller ankles attacked the wrong side of Sidorovich - his rear! OH THE HORROR! Immortal Svobodalith drunkards died. "COCK TAR-21 AND FIRE!" ordered the Raginot, with the 3WS kicking arse left and rite. The Raginot? You mean faggynot! The baggy knot faggert with his sagging knot... not! Knot funny, faggirt. Fork off, vodgaman. From behind the counter, vicodin was slapped into nextel wireless service agents and forced to sign contracts in Sidorovich's bunker. Contracts for favors on the staircase. The staircase groans. The pseudogiant bodyguard, Garik, continues to sodomize Zhorik, all of whose mutated friend Cathmelar reappeared carrying vast quantities of glorious rhubarb to be sold in exchange for dogfood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CAPTAIN CUNTSEV! Won at life. And the afterlife. Revenge would be served by Private Cuntsev, who became, unfortunately, dead. Yes. Shed a tear for our hero who killed over all moral restraints. Being rewarded the titsno-OH DUDE, green flesh and pink and yellow TITS, on snorks. Cuntsev was most pleased with the canonization of himself. Could now R.I.P. Subjectless grammatical fecalization often occur out in the deepths of the zone. The deepths. Discuss. A place, deeper then any stalker or titsnork cleavage, a place so unimaginably deep, that only fecal grammar could survive there. There was one thousand of the tastiest iced donuts, iced with Ice. And birthday candles of frozen trinitrolololulene exploded! Killing our morale was harder than killing chipmunks in a field. That sounds fun. That it was. Like coffee and Basil put together. Jesuschristwhatthefuckhaveyouepeoplebeenupto, I TURN OFF. Notmuchbro wherethehellhaveyoubeen? Oh notanywherereally, justpromptingadminbanswithlongassmotherfuckingwords. Point taken sir, said Slavik Rambo after stealing all bikes like a true nigger, he removed camelballs, but not really, just crushed them. Don't ask any further, douchebag! Yelled the Sentence Mongler. Simultaneously mongling sentences. Actually that's wrong. No it isn't. Is absolutely not. Yes it is. Shut up, douchebag! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph already? Yes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph! Breathing new life through the mouth, dysfunctional as it may appear, is the process of survival at its very lowest. Vodka was senselessly consumed for 2000 posts, leading to complete anarchy in Australia, nothing new there. Tidal waves of tidal waves of the tidal wave untidied the tidy pile of scissors, sending them flying! Flying into the tidal waves of tidal fecal matter and Tide detergent creating a horrible green mass of acidic cleaning matter. That swept the bar clean of all rainbow colored vases, disturbed stalkers and Green Fleshes. Duty declared war on pink boots with "cute" mascots IN THEIR URETHRAS CAUSING untold agony, but without caps. Freedom was asked to abstain from gardening in Yantar, until The Great War of Tennis THEEEEEYYYY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. No, stop that. Stop that right there, CRIMINAL SCUM! "No"said Luity, who jumped off BOLT HOLD OPEN landing safely in Adder's holiest hole. Causing rage amongst the Maginots and total 3WS fail. "SHIT IT OFF while you can." Khan sure couldn't. And that's why THEEEY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHH shoot myself in the anus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Acquire of the crunchy cock tar jar which Burnzz loves. Svobodaformatting, however, leaves Burnzz with haemorrhoids. It is not lies and slander if proven by photographic or written evidence. COHERENT SENTENCE! That's not good are it now? This would later devolve into billions incoherent sentences like a Siddy Time, no it's not. Yes it is. Don't argue with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, or I'll DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS of horrible singing. Like Hill Vixens, BPM whored her Frenchmen to the maximum whoring imaginable. An escape plan failed like always due to OH&S. In other news all news was sandvich. Hurp durp, was elected for The Office of Astral Consortium Emperor only to be bitch slapped outta Compton, straight! Business started wars sometimes. Yee, c'mon. You got beef? Enough mah boi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck new paragraphs. This isn't new, or is it? Nope, new topic! Unsavory pseudogiant orifices! Vacancies, apply within! Three word sentences! hurr durr drup. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dammit, don't touch that sentry spah! What a great dicking Khan received at the hands of himself, because he was deemed FOREVER ALONE by mighty barkeep who was mighty indeed... Mighty, like bear, FUCKING METAL BEAR, IT'S A WOLF. Nope, metal bear. And then, Peregrine heard Lutiy voices lulling him into troll murdering a rapid witch, who DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS, Stockholm Syndrome > Showbiz, oldMuse > newMuse. Durr. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sidorovich found that very special spot that made bloodsuckers come very quickly and break into safe deposit boxes, stealing incriminating photos of herp derp. Then everyone just tried to bring toffee apples from Sidorovich's intestines to serve for Barkeep, raping Burnzz dead. Kneeling, Morak took the Duty oath, in the mouth. Like a boss. I'll KILL YOU! No you won't, due to complex made of many misinterpretations and balderdash. Anyway, Sidorovich, he shouldn't talk with hydrargyrum out in the open. Someone rapin' errbody out thar, fucken green fleshes running about the bar yet? Hurf a durf answered the summons Bes, The Latex costume wearer, whose avenger levels reached Burnzz level whining. Without warning, where eaten by the ARMOURED BEAR WTF. Was the average off topic discussion waltzing around like a drunk bearwolfmanpig. "Fuck this shit." Bearwolfmanpig should leave. Much like Sidorovich. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Making headlines, Sparrow swallowed. The Sonicverse. While Wolf whispered slutty suggestions, Sam was wearing white boy Borisov's baggy cancerous balls of humiliation. Stalkers vomiting their snorkshake onto Barkeep's dancing bloodsuckers. Vorona took the first drink, resulting in Adder being viewed as the greatest champion evar. EVAR YOU HEAR! The Cosmic Oyster was blasted by nicky nacky noo. Which caused untold carved Grecian frames and goat rape. Basil attacked that Ham sandwich like DAT SANDVICH.
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New Paragraph. "Anyway," Said Wolf, "IMMA CHARGIN MAH DEAGLE CLASS SANDVICH CONSUMING DESTROYER OF PI."Just to clarify his point, he drank three bottles of Pseudogiant Shit with Pseudogiant Piss. Hence the excessive consumption creating OVERWEIGHT BASTARDS! Running in the paraplegic snork race of the 90s, afterward there was much celebration with posts being delivered in great amounts to the citizens of glorious Trolololistan. Invading forces from Liechtenstein advanced on the ZSG's bar once again. Inevitably, the attack failed due to psychic attacks caused by Barkeep's rippling flabs. This caused distortions in Adder's water. How bloody disturbing. Agreed! Beautiful fucking day in the zone, ruined by FOWELES IN THE DARK, HE COMES forced to post. By the great power of the Monolith. Few could see Luity's ghost, but those that could cared little. Powers vested in the power of chinjerk was mighty, destroying grammar everywhere. Until the destructive destroyer destructor derps destroyed dem damn demagogues, dirtily defiling Dim's dexterous demigod durfs. Well Done. Or Medium Rare, Russian Dimitrov Manwhore.
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Did you know the French surrendered?
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Post by blackpapermoon on Apr 29, 2011 15:06:54 GMT -5
~Life begins anew with Cyrillic writing. No it doesn't. Lutiy ends it, no he doesn't. Fuck a goat. Sidorovich sold that goat to the wrong crowd unfortunately, awakening Chyortalshyteganbaplan and triggering some new soviet cabbages, a rampage he leads: grammar fecalities flooded by vuvuzela BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ the greatest instruBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Sigbrand, who fell for the old person who prowls the zone looking for half NIKGAHS and Sidorovich supporters called BASIL, GOAT-FUCKING Communist Frenchmen. DEM FRENCH COMMIES, who won't stop drinking TROLCOHOL in the trolchok , the trololesque trolific petrol controler - Troldin! Who raped children, illegally, mind you! And goats! inb4goats! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enough fooling around, but not really, since Sidorovich will rape you dead. More dancing bloodsuckers! Suddenly, VUVUZELAS EVERYBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ. HALF NIKGAH FRENCH WAS ARRESTED FOR UNACCEPTABLE GRAMMAR FECALIZING AND NOT MENTIONING BABA YAGA'S STD. Which Khan contracted. From an unknown Penumbra leader. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, fucking world cup Khan arse AIDS SOGGY OLD CUNT, "Oh that's nasty! But DO WANT!" One sick puppy fucked up 3ws, 60000 FUCKING VUVUZELAS attacking our tildes. New paragraph, quick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phew! No more BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in here! ZONE MAN LOVE PALACE, operated by the Sonicverse, bah, fags said Balalaïka who walked for the South African VUVUZELA BLOWING CHAMPIONSHIP BZZZ-*BOOM!* Obliterated by Hood's 12'' LP Vinyl sex doll. What fux? Goats were delivered from farms to Basil's French communist gulag and prepared for sodomy. The Maginot STOPPED POST ARSING while Balalaïka raped meals invariably. BOLT UP SHUT FUCK FRENCHIE, screamed Sidorovich, violating Burnzz' holes. Golf holes. BASTARD constipated pseudogiants were attacked with furious laxative injections, violating Burnzz' orifices. Unfortunately there weren't any convenient orifices apart from Basil's Freedom Commandant characters called The Maginots, cool band bro. Nobody buys them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dropping that retard, three master stalkers went out of their way for disregarding women, acquiring shitloads of bling, rubles, and goats. But not really. Had Zeno known that acquiring females in the zone is impossible, perhaps he would have raped more meals. But he didn't. TITSNORKS, TITSNORKS EVERYWHERE. OH DUDE, SNORKS... None of that, no fun allowed. Especially not for dem serious folks at the Admin bunker, they started Svobodaformatting fucking everything! Absolutely everything including. Paranoia sets in making life interesting for Sidorovich's associate and groupie, Patrick green the Maginot. Her Majesty's 75th boning wasn't quite boning, as the Maginot lolled hard. Sidorovich entered unexpectedly from the back wh a rape combo of such awe that the Royal 75th Footjob was cut short. Colour-sergeant Patrick Green was pressed hotly by a FUCKING TITSNORK, TITSNORKS FUCKING EVERYWHERE, DAMN! "OH DUDE, SNORKS WITH TITS!" yelled Her Majesty's 75th analingus provider, stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stories about Siddie and his supporter wigger pink dancers from Yugosla- wait. Colour sergeant supporters struck severely, separating stupid silicone snakes so Sevis seldom sat silently smoking some sedative swamp species, secretly singing sickening Svobodalithesque songs since Silas smoked Ashot's cheap guns. Colour sergeant Patrick was charged with imprisoning wiggers and gopniks alike, and attacked a goat with the intent of knocking her up the tree, the tree to end all trees. Nevertheless, he smashed them with picket, Svobodaformatting like a Colour Sergeant Slaplock-Killer of all things in existence. HURR, said Sidorovich as he jerked off his wig, revealing a clown emo bloodsucker with a bald spot on its foreskin. Holy shit. The Pope shat tier three artifacts in the woods. "Blasphemy!" OG Father Valerian dropped verses from the Bible! MC Docent Suslov fucked a poodle and kicked a man in the bowels. HET ZENO was the answer to Zeno's request of stapling tapeworms to P's goat. Sidorovich sold slaves and made games with stapled tapeworms. Sidorovich Meier's pirates, whose crusty old BASTARD OVERPRICED suits worn by Captain Chromatic, superior of the obscure three Zone Stooge Astrobastards of Buddhist faith and crypto-Svoboda warfare, who, along the tightrope walking, drup'd our menacing Buddhist suicide squads. "WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU A GOAT?", inquired Colour Clansman. -"No, I am Banned Sergeant Chromatic Patrick green , of Her Majesty's royal postal service, who went postal on the annoying quotation mark. So, carps, what are secrets behind joints? Joints, in fact, are really soft, much like Basil's vile, repugnant, extreme malignant designs towards those goats. DEM POOR, POOR GOATS, so disgustingly mistreated and filmed by Her Majesty's Royal 75th Foot's Colour Sergeant Patrick Green, who was payed no attention to. Sidorovich, the BASTARD was hit with over 9000 various ice cream flavors and then proceeded to blow shit through his nose, ears, and vagoo. He grew lungs made of waffles. On his urethra. Because his BIGASS thang Svobodaformatted, leaving the suits unattended. Zeno owes 1,915.47 bottles of beer to Her Majesty's royal postal service, whom he robbed creating quite the monstrous Sidorovich brothel. Many Freedomers came over to give him a beating with their Khansticks. Many, many Khansticks. More then there had been seen with Summary of no logical explanation. Look at ragine and his homies chugging beer outside the bar, they ARE SO TINY. Unlike this paragraph, which lives on in the hearts. 9 circlejerks later, the Freedom members lead by THE Maginot circlejerked again. They were watching the monolith's homosodomy: with women, /0. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Less of that, moar of goat, Nope, no goats. No-rife bastard cleaned the mighty girth of Sidorovich. OVERWIDENED BASTARD GIRTHINESS: "ECLIPSE THE SUN, MAN THE HARPOONS! GRAB THE LAXATIVES!" Bannage cruise controller ankles attacked the wrong side of Sidorovich - his rear! OH THE HORROR! Immortal Svobodalith drunkards died. "COCK TAR-21 AND FIRE!" ordered the Raginot, with the 3WS kicking arse left and rite. The Raginot? You mean faggynot! The baggy knot faggert with his sagging knot... not! Knot funny, faggirt. Fork off, vodgaman. From behind the counter, vicodin was slapped into nextel wireless service agents and forced to sign contracts in Sidorovich's bunker. Contracts for favors on the staircase. The staircase groans. The pseudogiant bodyguard, Garik, continues to sodomize Zhorik, all of whose mutated friend Cathmelar reappeared carrying vast quantities of glorious rhubarb to be sold in exchange for dogfood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CAPTAIN CUNTSEV! Won at life. And the afterlife. Revenge would be served by Private Cuntsev, who became, unfortunately, dead. Yes. Shed a tear for our hero who killed over all moral restraints. Being rewarded the titsno-OH DUDE, green flesh and pink and yellow TITS, on snorks. Cuntsev was most pleased with the canonization of himself. Could now R.I.P. Subjectless grammatical fecalization often occur out in the deepths of the zone. The deepths. Discuss. A place, deeper then any stalker or titsnork cleavage, a place so unimaginably deep, that only fecal grammar could survive there. There was one thousand of the tastiest iced donuts, iced with Ice. And birthday candles of frozen trinitrolololulene exploded! Killing our morale was harder than killing chipmunks in a field. That sounds fun. That it was. Like coffee and Basil put together. Jesuschristwhatthefuckhaveyouepeoplebeenupto, I TURN OFF. Notmuchbro wherethehellhaveyoubeen? Oh notanywherereally, justpromptingadminbanswithlongassmotherfuckingwords. Point taken sir, said Slavik Rambo after stealing all bikes like a true nigger, he removed camelballs, but not really, just crushed them. Don't ask any further, douchebag! Yelled the Sentence Mongler. Simultaneously mongling sentences. Actually that's wrong. No it isn't. Is absolutely not. Yes it is. Shut up, douchebag! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph already? Yes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph! Breathing new life through the mouth, dysfunctional as it may appear, is the process of survival at its very lowest. Vodka was senselessly consumed for 2000 posts, leading to complete anarchy in Australia, nothing new there. Tidal waves of tidal waves of the tidal wave untidied the tidy pile of scissors, sending them flying! Flying into the tidal waves of tidal fecal matter and Tide detergent creating a horrible green mass of acidic cleaning matter. That swept the bar clean of all rainbow colored vases, disturbed stalkers and Green Fleshes. Duty declared war on pink boots with "cute" mascots IN THEIR URETHRAS CAUSING untold agony, but without caps. Freedom was asked to abstain from gardening in Yantar, until The Great War of Tennis THEEEEEYYYY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. No, stop that. Stop that right there, CRIMINAL SCUM! "No"said Luity, who jumped off BOLT HOLD OPEN landing safely in Adder's holiest hole. Causing rage amongst the Maginots and total 3WS fail. "SHIT IT OFF while you can." Khan sure couldn't. And that's why THEEEY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHH shoot myself in the anus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Acquire of the crunchy cock tar jar which Burnzz loves. Svobodaformatting, however, leaves Burnzz with haemorrhoids. It is not lies and slander if proven by photographic or written evidence. COHERENT SENTENCE! That's not good are it now? This would later devolve into billions incoherent sentences like a Siddy Time, no it's not. Yes it is. Don't argue with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, or I'll DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS of horrible singing. Like Hill Vixens, BPM whored her Frenchmen to the maximum whoring imaginable. An escape plan failed like always due to OH&S. In other news all news was sandvich. Hurp durp, was elected for The Office of Astral Consortium Emperor only to be bitch slapped outta Compton, straight! Business started wars sometimes. Yee, c'mon. You got beef? Enough mah boi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck new paragraphs. This isn't new, or is it? Nope, new topic! Unsavory pseudogiant orifices! Vacancies, apply within! Three word sentences! hurr durr drup. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dammit, don't touch that sentry spah! What a great dicking Khan received at the hands of himself, because he was deemed FOREVER ALONE by mighty barkeep who was mighty indeed... Mighty, like bear, FUCKING METAL BEAR, IT'S A WOLF. Nope, metal bear. And then, Peregrine heard Lutiy voices lulling him into troll murdering a rapid witch, who DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS, Stockholm Syndrome > Showbiz, oldMuse > newMuse. Durr. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sidorovich found that very special spot that made bloodsuckers come very quickly and break into safe deposit boxes, stealing incriminating photos of herp derp. Then everyone just tried to bring toffee apples from Sidorovich's intestines to serve for Barkeep, raping Burnzz dead. Kneeling, Morak took the Duty oath, in the mouth. Like a boss. I'll KILL YOU! No you won't, due to complex made of many misinterpretations and balderdash. Anyway, Sidorovich, he shouldn't talk with hydrargyrum out in the open. Someone rapin' errbody out thar, fucken green fleshes running about the bar yet? Hurf a durf answered the summons Bes, The Latex costume wearer, whose avenger levels reached Burnzz level whining. Without warning, where eaten by the ARMOURED BEAR WTF. Was the average off topic discussion waltzing around like a drunk bearwolfmanpig. "Fuck this shit." Bearwolfmanpig should leave. Much like Sidorovich. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Making headlines, Sparrow swallowed. The Sonicverse. While Wolf whispered slutty suggestions, Sam was wearing white boy Borisov's baggy cancerous balls of humiliation. Stalkers vomiting their snorkshake onto Barkeep's dancing bloodsuckers. Vorona took the first drink, resulting in Adder being viewed as the greatest champion evar. EVAR YOU HEAR! The Cosmic Oyster was blasted by nicky nacky noo. Which caused untold carved Grecian frames and goat rape. Basil attacked that Ham sandwich like DAT SANDVICH.
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New Paragraph. "Anyway," Said Wolf, "IMMA CHARGIN MAH DEAGLE CLASS SANDVICH CONSUMING DESTROYER OF PI."Just to clarify his point, he drank three bottles of Pseudogiant Shit with Pseudogiant Piss. Hence the excessive consumption creating OVERWEIGHT BASTARDS! Running in the paraplegic snork race of the 90s, afterward there was much celebration with posts being delivered in great amounts to the citizens of glorious Trolololistan. Invading forces from Liechtenstein advanced on the ZSG's bar once again. Inevitably, the attack failed due to psychic attacks caused by Barkeep's rippling flabs. This caused distortions in Adder's water. How bloody disturbing. Agreed! Beautiful fucking day in the zone, ruined by FOWELES IN THE DARK, HE COMES forced to post. By the great power of the Monolith. Few could see Luity's ghost, but those that could cared little. Powers vested in the power of chinjerk was mighty, destroying grammar everywhere. Until the destructive destroyer destructor derps destroyed dem damn demagogues, dirtily defiling Dim's dexterous demigod durfs. Well Done. Or Medium Rare, Russian Dimitrov Manwhore.
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Did you know the French surrendered? Nothing new there
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Post by Διμι on Apr 29, 2011 21:29:03 GMT -5
~Life begins anew with Cyrillic writing. No it doesn't. Lutiy ends it, no he doesn't. Fuck a goat. Sidorovich sold that goat to the wrong crowd unfortunately, awakening Chyortalshyteganbaplan and triggering some new soviet cabbages, a rampage he leads: grammar fecalities flooded by vuvuzela BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ the greatest instruBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Sigbrand, who fell for the old person who prowls the zone looking for half NIKGAHS and Sidorovich supporters called BASIL, GOAT-FUCKING Communist Frenchmen. DEM FRENCH COMMIES, who won't stop drinking TROLCOHOL in the trolchok , the trololesque trolific petrol controler - Troldin! Who raped children, illegally, mind you! And goats! inb4goats! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enough fooling around, but not really, since Sidorovich will rape you dead. More dancing bloodsuckers! Suddenly, VUVUZELAS EVERYBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ. HALF NIKGAH FRENCH WAS ARRESTED FOR UNACCEPTABLE GRAMMAR FECALIZING AND NOT MENTIONING BABA YAGA'S STD. Which Khan contracted. From an unknown Penumbra leader. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, fucking world cup Khan arse AIDS SOGGY OLD CUNT, "Oh that's nasty! But DO WANT!" One sick puppy fucked up 3ws, 60000 FUCKING VUVUZELAS attacking our tildes. New paragraph, quick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phew! No more BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in here! ZONE MAN LOVE PALACE, operated by the Sonicverse, bah, fags said Balalaïka who walked for the South African VUVUZELA BLOWING CHAMPIONSHIP BZZZ-*BOOM!* Obliterated by Hood's 12'' LP Vinyl sex doll. What fux? Goats were delivered from farms to Basil's French communist gulag and prepared for sodomy. The Maginot STOPPED POST ARSING while Balalaïka raped meals invariably. BOLT UP SHUT FUCK FRENCHIE, screamed Sidorovich, violating Burnzz' holes. Golf holes. BASTARD constipated pseudogiants were attacked with furious laxative injections, violating Burnzz' orifices. Unfortunately there weren't any convenient orifices apart from Basil's Freedom Commandant characters called The Maginots, cool band bro. Nobody buys them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dropping that retard, three master stalkers went out of their way for disregarding women, acquiring shitloads of bling, rubles, and goats. But not really. Had Zeno known that acquiring females in the zone is impossible, perhaps he would have raped more meals. But he didn't. TITSNORKS, TITSNORKS EVERYWHERE. OH DUDE, SNORKS... None of that, no fun allowed. Especially not for dem serious folks at the Admin bunker, they started Svobodaformatting fucking everything! Absolutely everything including. Paranoia sets in making life interesting for Sidorovich's associate and groupie, Patrick green the Maginot. Her Majesty's 75th boning wasn't quite boning, as the Maginot lolled hard. Sidorovich entered unexpectedly from the back wh a rape combo of such awe that the Royal 75th Footjob was cut short. Colour-sergeant Patrick Green was pressed hotly by a FUCKING TITSNORK, TITSNORKS FUCKING EVERYWHERE, DAMN! "OH DUDE, SNORKS WITH TITS!" yelled Her Majesty's 75th analingus provider, stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stories about Siddie and his supporter wigger pink dancers from Yugosla- wait. Colour sergeant supporters struck severely, separating stupid silicone snakes so Sevis seldom sat silently smoking some sedative swamp species, secretly singing sickening Svobodalithesque songs since Silas smoked Ashot's cheap guns. Colour sergeant Patrick was charged with imprisoning wiggers and gopniks alike, and attacked a goat with the intent of knocking her up the tree, the tree to end all trees. Nevertheless, he smashed them with picket, Svobodaformatting like a Colour Sergeant Slaplock-Killer of all things in existence. HURR, said Sidorovich as he jerked off his wig, revealing a clown emo bloodsucker with a bald spot on its foreskin. Holy shit. The Pope shat tier three artifacts in the woods. "Blasphemy!" OG Father Valerian dropped verses from the Bible! MC Docent Suslov fucked a poodle and kicked a man in the bowels. HET ZENO was the answer to Zeno's request of stapling tapeworms to P's goat. Sidorovich sold slaves and made games with stapled tapeworms. Sidorovich Meier's pirates, whose crusty old BASTARD OVERPRICED suits worn by Captain Chromatic, superior of the obscure three Zone Stooge Astrobastards of Buddhist faith and crypto-Svoboda warfare, who, along the tightrope walking, drup'd our menacing Buddhist suicide squads. "WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU A GOAT?", inquired Colour Clansman. -"No, I am Banned Sergeant Chromatic Patrick green , of Her Majesty's royal postal service, who went postal on the annoying quotation mark. So, carps, what are secrets behind joints? Joints, in fact, are really soft, much like Basil's vile, repugnant, extreme malignant designs towards those goats. DEM POOR, POOR GOATS, so disgustingly mistreated and filmed by Her Majesty's Royal 75th Foot's Colour Sergeant Patrick Green, who was payed no attention to. Sidorovich, the BASTARD was hit with over 9000 various ice cream flavors and then proceeded to blow shit through his nose, ears, and vagoo. He grew lungs made of waffles. On his urethra. Because his BIGASS thang Svobodaformatted, leaving the suits unattended. Zeno owes 1,915.47 bottles of beer to Her Majesty's royal postal service, whom he robbed creating quite the monstrous Sidorovich brothel. Many Freedomers came over to give him a beating with their Khansticks. Many, many Khansticks. More then there had been seen with Summary of no logical explanation. Look at ragine and his homies chugging beer outside the bar, they ARE SO TINY. Unlike this paragraph, which lives on in the hearts. 9 circlejerks later, the Freedom members lead by THE Maginot circlejerked again. They were watching the monolith's homosodomy: with women, /0. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Less of that, moar of goat, Nope, no goats. No-rife bastard cleaned the mighty girth of Sidorovich. OVERWIDENED BASTARD GIRTHINESS: "ECLIPSE THE SUN, MAN THE HARPOONS! GRAB THE LAXATIVES!" Bannage cruise controller ankles attacked the wrong side of Sidorovich - his rear! OH THE HORROR! Immortal Svobodalith drunkards died. "COCK TAR-21 AND FIRE!" ordered the Raginot, with the 3WS kicking arse left and rite. The Raginot? You mean faggynot! The baggy knot faggert with his sagging knot... not! Knot funny, faggirt. Fork off, vodgaman. From behind the counter, vicodin was slapped into nextel wireless service agents and forced to sign contracts in Sidorovich's bunker. Contracts for favors on the staircase. The staircase groans. The pseudogiant bodyguard, Garik, continues to sodomize Zhorik, all of whose mutated friend Cathmelar reappeared carrying vast quantities of glorious rhubarb to be sold in exchange for dogfood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CAPTAIN CUNTSEV! Won at life. And the afterlife. Revenge would be served by Private Cuntsev, who became, unfortunately, dead. Yes. Shed a tear for our hero who killed over all moral restraints. Being rewarded the titsno-OH DUDE, green flesh and pink and yellow TITS, on snorks. Cuntsev was most pleased with the canonization of himself. Could now R.I.P. Subjectless grammatical fecalization often occur out in the deepths of the zone. The deepths. Discuss. A place, deeper then any stalker or titsnork cleavage, a place so unimaginably deep, that only fecal grammar could survive there. There was one thousand of the tastiest iced donuts, iced with Ice. And birthday candles of frozen trinitrolololulene exploded! Killing our morale was harder than killing chipmunks in a field. That sounds fun. That it was. Like coffee and Basil put together. Jesuschristwhatthefuckhaveyouepeoplebeenupto, I TURN OFF. Notmuchbro wherethehellhaveyoubeen? Oh notanywherereally, justpromptingadminbanswithlongassmotherfuckingwords. Point taken sir, said Slavik Rambo after stealing all bikes like a true nigger, he removed camelballs, but not really, just crushed them. Don't ask any further, douchebag! Yelled the Sentence Mongler. Simultaneously mongling sentences. Actually that's wrong. No it isn't. Is absolutely not. Yes it is. Shut up, douchebag! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph already? Yes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph! Breathing new life through the mouth, dysfunctional as it may appear, is the process of survival at its very lowest. Vodka was senselessly consumed for 2000 posts, leading to complete anarchy in Australia, nothing new there. Tidal waves of tidal waves of the tidal wave untidied the tidy pile of scissors, sending them flying! Flying into the tidal waves of tidal fecal matter and Tide detergent creating a horrible green mass of acidic cleaning matter. That swept the bar clean of all rainbow colored vases, disturbed stalkers and Green Fleshes. Duty declared war on pink boots with "cute" mascots IN THEIR URETHRAS CAUSING untold agony, but without caps. Freedom was asked to abstain from gardening in Yantar, until The Great War of Tennis THEEEEEYYYY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. No, stop that. Stop that right there, CRIMINAL SCUM! "No"said Luity, who jumped off BOLT HOLD OPEN landing safely in Adder's holiest hole. Causing rage amongst the Maginots and total 3WS fail. "SHIT IT OFF while you can." Khan sure couldn't. And that's why THEEEY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHH shoot myself in the anus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Acquire of the crunchy cock tar jar which Burnzz loves. Svobodaformatting, however, leaves Burnzz with haemorrhoids. It is not lies and slander if proven by photographic or written evidence. COHERENT SENTENCE! That's not good are it now? This would later devolve into billions incoherent sentences like a Siddy Time, no it's not. Yes it is. Don't argue with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, or I'll DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS of horrible singing. Like Hill Vixens, BPM whored her Frenchmen to the maximum whoring imaginable. An escape plan failed like always due to OH&S. In other news all news was sandvich. Hurp durp, was elected for The Office of Astral Consortium Emperor only to be bitch slapped outta Compton, straight! Business started wars sometimes. Yee, c'mon. You got beef? Enough mah boi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck new paragraphs. This isn't new, or is it? Nope, new topic! Unsavory pseudogiant orifices! Vacancies, apply within! Three word sentences! hurr durr drup. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dammit, don't touch that sentry spah! What a great dicking Khan received at the hands of himself, because he was deemed FOREVER ALONE by mighty barkeep who was mighty indeed... Mighty, like bear, FUCKING METAL BEAR, IT'S A WOLF. Nope, metal bear. And then, Peregrine heard Lutiy voices lulling him into troll murdering a rapid witch, who DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS, Stockholm Syndrome > Showbiz, oldMuse > newMuse. Durr. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sidorovich found that very special spot that made bloodsuckers come very quickly and break into safe deposit boxes, stealing incriminating photos of herp derp. Then everyone just tried to bring toffee apples from Sidorovich's intestines to serve for Barkeep, raping Burnzz dead. Kneeling, Morak took the Duty oath, in the mouth. Like a boss. I'll KILL YOU! No you won't, due to complex made of many misinterpretations and balderdash. Anyway, Sidorovich, he shouldn't talk with hydrargyrum out in the open. Someone rapin' errbody out thar, fucken green fleshes running about the bar yet? Hurf a durf answered the summons Bes, The Latex costume wearer, whose avenger levels reached Burnzz level whining. Without warning, where eaten by the ARMOURED BEAR WTF. Was the average off topic discussion waltzing around like a drunk bearwolfmanpig. "Fuck this shit." Bearwolfmanpig should leave. Much like Sidorovich. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Making headlines, Sparrow swallowed. The Sonicverse. While Wolf whispered slutty suggestions, Sam was wearing white boy Borisov's baggy cancerous balls of humiliation. Stalkers vomiting their snorkshake onto Barkeep's dancing bloodsuckers. Vorona took the first drink, resulting in Adder being viewed as the greatest champion evar. EVAR YOU HEAR! The Cosmic Oyster was blasted by nicky nacky noo. Which caused untold carved Grecian frames and goat rape. Basil attacked that Ham sandwich like DAT SANDVICH.
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New Paragraph. "Anyway," Said Wolf, "IMMA CHARGIN MAH DEAGLE CLASS SANDVICH CONSUMING DESTROYER OF PI."Just to clarify his point, he drank three bottles of Pseudogiant Shit with Pseudogiant Piss. Hence the excessive consumption creating OVERWEIGHT BASTARDS! Running in the paraplegic snork race of the 90s, afterward there was much celebration with posts being delivered in great amounts to the citizens of glorious Trolololistan. Invading forces from Liechtenstein advanced on the ZSG's bar once again. Inevitably, the attack failed due to psychic attacks caused by Barkeep's rippling flabs. This caused distortions in Adder's water. How bloody disturbing. Agreed! Beautiful fucking day in the zone, ruined by FOWELES IN THE DARK, HE COMES forced to post. By the great power of the Monolith. Few could see Luity's ghost, but those that could cared little. Powers vested in the power of chinjerk was mighty, destroying grammar everywhere. Until the destructive destroyer destructor derps destroyed dem damn demagogues, dirtily defiling Dim's dexterous demigod durfs. Well Done. Or Medium Rare, Russian Dimitrov Manwhore.
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Did you know the French surrendered? Nothing new there. Any last words?
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Post by Karcentric on May 1, 2011 20:33:05 GMT -5
~Life begins anew with Cyrillic writing. No it doesn't. Lutiy ends it, no he doesn't. Fuck a goat. Sidorovich sold that goat to the wrong crowd unfortunately, awakening Chyortalshyteganbaplan and triggering some new soviet cabbages, a rampage he leads: grammar fecalities flooded by vuvuzela BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ the greatest instruBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Sigbrand, who fell for the old person who prowls the zone looking for half NIKGAHS and Sidorovich supporters called BASIL, GOAT-FUCKING Communist Frenchmen. DEM FRENCH COMMIES, who won't stop drinking TROLCOHOL in the trolchok , the trololesque trolific petrol controler - Troldin! Who raped children, illegally, mind you! And goats! inb4goats! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enough fooling around, but not really, since Sidorovich will rape you dead. More dancing bloodsuckers! Suddenly, VUVUZELAS EVERYBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ. HALF NIKGAH FRENCH WAS ARRESTED FOR UNACCEPTABLE GRAMMAR FECALIZING AND NOT MENTIONING BABA YAGA'S STD. Which Khan contracted. From an unknown Penumbra leader. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, fucking world cup Khan arse AIDS SOGGY OLD CUNT, "Oh that's nasty! But DO WANT!" One sick puppy fucked up 3ws, 60000 FUCKING VUVUZELAS attacking our tildes. New paragraph, quick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phew! No more BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in here! ZONE MAN LOVE PALACE, operated by the Sonicverse, bah, fags said Balalaïka who walked for the South African VUVUZELA BLOWING CHAMPIONSHIP BZZZ-*BOOM!* Obliterated by Hood's 12'' LP Vinyl sex doll. What fux? Goats were delivered from farms to Basil's French communist gulag and prepared for sodomy. The Maginot STOPPED POST ARSING while Balalaïka raped meals invariably. BOLT UP SHUT FUCK FRENCHIE, screamed Sidorovich, violating Burnzz' holes. Golf holes. BASTARD constipated pseudogiants were attacked with furious laxative injections, violating Burnzz' orifices. Unfortunately there weren't any convenient orifices apart from Basil's Freedom Commandant characters called The Maginots, cool band bro. Nobody buys them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dropping that retard, three master stalkers went out of their way for disregarding women, acquiring shitloads of bling, rubles, and goats. But not really. Had Zeno known that acquiring females in the zone is impossible, perhaps he would have raped more meals. But he didn't. TITSNORKS, TITSNORKS EVERYWHERE. OH DUDE, SNORKS... None of that, no fun allowed. Especially not for dem serious folks at the Admin bunker, they started Svobodaformatting fucking everything! Absolutely everything including. Paranoia sets in making life interesting for Sidorovich's associate and groupie, Patrick green the Maginot. Her Majesty's 75th boning wasn't quite boning, as the Maginot lolled hard. Sidorovich entered unexpectedly from the back wh a rape combo of such awe that the Royal 75th Footjob was cut short. Colour-sergeant Patrick Green was pressed hotly by a FUCKING TITSNORK, TITSNORKS FUCKING EVERYWHERE, DAMN! "OH DUDE, SNORKS WITH TITS!" yelled Her Majesty's 75th analingus provider, stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stories about Siddie and his supporter wigger pink dancers from Yugosla- wait. Colour sergeant supporters struck severely, separating stupid silicone snakes so Sevis seldom sat silently smoking some sedative swamp species, secretly singing sickening Svobodalithesque songs since Silas smoked Ashot's cheap guns. Colour sergeant Patrick was charged with imprisoning wiggers and gopniks alike, and attacked a goat with the intent of knocking her up the tree, the tree to end all trees. Nevertheless, he smashed them with picket, Svobodaformatting like a Colour Sergeant Slaplock-Killer of all things in existence. HURR, said Sidorovich as he jerked off his wig, revealing a clown emo bloodsucker with a bald spot on its foreskin. Holy shit. The Pope shat tier three artifacts in the woods. "Blasphemy!" OG Father Valerian dropped verses from the Bible! MC Docent Suslov fucked a poodle and kicked a man in the bowels. HET ZENO was the answer to Zeno's request of stapling tapeworms to P's goat. Sidorovich sold slaves and made games with stapled tapeworms. Sidorovich Meier's pirates, whose crusty old BASTARD OVERPRICED suits worn by Captain Chromatic, superior of the obscure three Zone Stooge Astrobastards of Buddhist faith and crypto-Svoboda warfare, who, along the tightrope walking, drup'd our menacing Buddhist suicide squads. "WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU A GOAT?", inquired Colour Clansman. -"No, I am Banned Sergeant Chromatic Patrick green , of Her Majesty's royal postal service, who went postal on the annoying quotation mark. So, carps, what are secrets behind joints? Joints, in fact, are really soft, much like Basil's vile, repugnant, extreme malignant designs towards those goats. DEM POOR, POOR GOATS, so disgustingly mistreated and filmed by Her Majesty's Royal 75th Foot's Colour Sergeant Patrick Green, who was payed no attention to. Sidorovich, the BASTARD was hit with over 9000 various ice cream flavors and then proceeded to blow shit through his nose, ears, and vagoo. He grew lungs made of waffles. On his urethra. Because his BIGASS thang Svobodaformatted, leaving the suits unattended. Zeno owes 1,915.47 bottles of beer to Her Majesty's royal postal service, whom he robbed creating quite the monstrous Sidorovich brothel. Many Freedomers came over to give him a beating with their Khansticks. Many, many Khansticks. More then there had been seen with Summary of no logical explanation. Look at ragine and his homies chugging beer outside the bar, they ARE SO TINY. Unlike this paragraph, which lives on in the hearts. 9 circlejerks later, the Freedom members lead by THE Maginot circlejerked again. They were watching the monolith's homosodomy: with women, /0. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Less of that, moar of goat, Nope, no goats. No-rife bastard cleaned the mighty girth of Sidorovich. OVERWIDENED BASTARD GIRTHINESS: "ECLIPSE THE SUN, MAN THE HARPOONS! GRAB THE LAXATIVES!" Bannage cruise controller ankles attacked the wrong side of Sidorovich - his rear! OH THE HORROR! Immortal Svobodalith drunkards died. "COCK TAR-21 AND FIRE!" ordered the Raginot, with the 3WS kicking arse left and rite. The Raginot? You mean faggynot! The baggy knot faggert with his sagging knot... not! Knot funny, faggirt. Fork off, vodgaman. From behind the counter, vicodin was slapped into nextel wireless service agents and forced to sign contracts in Sidorovich's bunker. Contracts for favors on the staircase. The staircase groans. The pseudogiant bodyguard, Garik, continues to sodomize Zhorik, all of whose mutated friend Cathmelar reappeared carrying vast quantities of glorious rhubarb to be sold in exchange for dogfood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CAPTAIN CUNTSEV! Won at life. And the afterlife. Revenge would be served by Private Cuntsev, who became, unfortunately, dead. Yes. Shed a tear for our hero who killed over all moral restraints. Being rewarded the titsno-OH DUDE, green flesh and pink and yellow TITS, on snorks. Cuntsev was most pleased with the canonization of himself. Could now R.I.P. Subjectless grammatical fecalization often occur out in the deepths of the zone. The deepths. Discuss. A place, deeper then any stalker or titsnork cleavage, a place so unimaginably deep, that only fecal grammar could survive there. There was one thousand of the tastiest iced donuts, iced with Ice. And birthday candles of frozen trinitrolololulene exploded! Killing our morale was harder than killing chipmunks in a field. That sounds fun. That it was. Like coffee and Basil put together. Jesuschristwhatthefuckhaveyouepeoplebeenupto, I TURN OFF. Notmuchbro wherethehellhaveyoubeen? Oh notanywherereally, justpromptingadminbanswithlongassmotherfuckingwords. Point taken sir, said Slavik Rambo after stealing all bikes like a true nigger, he removed camelballs, but not really, just crushed them. Don't ask any further, douchebag! Yelled the Sentence Mongler. Simultaneously mongling sentences. Actually that's wrong. No it isn't. Is absolutely not. Yes it is. Shut up, douchebag! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph already? Yes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph! Breathing new life through the mouth, dysfunctional as it may appear, is the process of survival at its very lowest. Vodka was senselessly consumed for 2000 posts, leading to complete anarchy in Australia, nothing new there. Tidal waves of tidal waves of the tidal wave untidied the tidy pile of scissors, sending them flying! Flying into the tidal waves of tidal fecal matter and Tide detergent creating a horrible green mass of acidic cleaning matter. That swept the bar clean of all rainbow colored vases, disturbed stalkers and Green Fleshes. Duty declared war on pink boots with "cute" mascots IN THEIR URETHRAS CAUSING untold agony, but without caps. Freedom was asked to abstain from gardening in Yantar, until The Great War of Tennis THEEEEEYYYY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. No, stop that. Stop that right there, CRIMINAL SCUM! "No"said Luity, who jumped off BOLT HOLD OPEN landing safely in Adder's holiest hole. Causing rage amongst the Maginots and total 3WS fail. "SHIT IT OFF while you can." Khan sure couldn't. And that's why THEEEY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHH shoot myself in the anus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Acquire of the crunchy cock tar jar which Burnzz loves. Svobodaformatting, however, leaves Burnzz with haemorrhoids. It is not lies and slander if proven by photographic or written evidence. COHERENT SENTENCE! That's not good are it now? This would later devolve into billions incoherent sentences like a Siddy Time, no it's not. Yes it is. Don't argue with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, or I'll DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS of horrible singing. Like Hill Vixens, BPM whored her Frenchmen to the maximum whoring imaginable. An escape plan failed like always due to OH&S. In other news all news was sandvich. Hurp durp, was elected for The Office of Astral Consortium Emperor only to be bitch slapped outta Compton, straight! Business started wars sometimes. Yee, c'mon. You got beef? Enough mah boi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck new paragraphs. This isn't new, or is it? Nope, new topic! Unsavory pseudogiant orifices! Vacancies, apply within! Three word sentences! hurr durr drup. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dammit, don't touch that sentry spah! What a great dicking Khan received at the hands of himself, because he was deemed FOREVER ALONE by mighty barkeep who was mighty indeed... Mighty, like bear, FUCKING METAL BEAR, IT'S A WOLF. Nope, metal bear. And then, Peregrine heard Lutiy voices lulling him into troll murdering a rapid witch, who DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS, Stockholm Syndrome > Showbiz, oldMuse > newMuse. Durr. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sidorovich found that very special spot that made bloodsuckers come very quickly and break into safe deposit boxes, stealing incriminating photos of herp derp. Then everyone just tried to bring toffee apples from Sidorovich's intestines to serve for Barkeep, raping Burnzz dead. Kneeling, Morak took the Duty oath, in the mouth. Like a boss. I'll KILL YOU! No you won't, due to complex made of many misinterpretations and balderdash. Anyway, Sidorovich, he shouldn't talk with hydrargyrum out in the open. Someone rapin' errbody out thar, fucken green fleshes running about the bar yet? Hurf a durf answered the summons Bes, The Latex costume wearer, whose avenger levels reached Burnzz level whining. Without warning, where eaten by the ARMOURED BEAR WTF. Was the average off topic discussion waltzing around like a drunk bearwolfmanpig. "Fuck this shit." Bearwolfmanpig should leave. Much like Sidorovich. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Making headlines, Sparrow swallowed. The Sonicverse. While Wolf whispered slutty suggestions, Sam was wearing white boy Borisov's baggy cancerous balls of humiliation. Stalkers vomiting their snorkshake onto Barkeep's dancing bloodsuckers. Vorona took the first drink, resulting in Adder being viewed as the greatest champion evar. EVAR YOU HEAR! The Cosmic Oyster was blasted by nicky nacky noo. Which caused untold carved Grecian frames and goat rape. Basil attacked that Ham sandwich like DAT SANDVICH.
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New Paragraph. "Anyway," Said Wolf, "IMMA CHARGIN MAH DEAGLE CLASS SANDVICH CONSUMING DESTROYER OF PI."Just to clarify his point, he drank three bottles of Pseudogiant Shit with Pseudogiant Piss. Hence the excessive consumption creating OVERWEIGHT BASTARDS! Running in the paraplegic snork race of the 90s, afterward there was much celebration with posts being delivered in great amounts to the citizens of glorious Trolololistan. Invading forces from Liechtenstein advanced on the ZSG's bar once again. Inevitably, the attack failed due to psychic attacks caused by Barkeep's rippling flabs. This caused distortions in Adder's water. How bloody disturbing. Agreed! Beautiful fucking day in the zone, ruined by FOWELES IN THE DARK, HE COMES forced to post. By the great power of the Monolith. Few could see Luity's ghost, but those that could cared little. Powers vested in the power of chinjerk was mighty, destroying grammar everywhere. Until the destructive destroyer destructor derps destroyed dem damn demagogues, dirtily defiling Dim's dexterous demigod durfs. Well Done. Or Medium Rare, Russian Dimitrov Manwhore.
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Did you know the French surrendered? Nothing new there. Any last words?
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I like BACON!
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Post by Διμι on May 1, 2011 23:18:10 GMT -5
~Life begins anew with Cyrillic writing. No it doesn't. Lutiy ends it, no he doesn't. Fuck a goat. Sidorovich sold that goat to the wrong crowd unfortunately, awakening Chyortalshyteganbaplan and triggering some new soviet cabbages, a rampage he leads: grammar fecalities flooded by vuvuzela BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ the greatest instruBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Sigbrand, who fell for the old person who prowls the zone looking for half NIKGAHS and Sidorovich supporters called BASIL, GOAT-FUCKING Communist Frenchmen. DEM FRENCH COMMIES, who won't stop drinking TROLCOHOL in the trolchok , the trololesque trolific petrol controler - Troldin! Who raped children, illegally, mind you! And goats! inb4goats! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Enough fooling around, but not really, since Sidorovich will rape you dead. More dancing bloodsuckers! Suddenly, VUVUZELAS EVERYBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ. HALF NIKGAH FRENCH WAS ARRESTED FOR UNACCEPTABLE GRAMMAR FECALIZING AND NOT MENTIONING BABA YAGA'S STD. Which Khan contracted. From an unknown Penumbra leader. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, fucking world cup Khan arse AIDS SOGGY OLD CUNT, "Oh that's nasty! But DO WANT!" One sick puppy fucked up 3ws, 60000 FUCKING VUVUZELAS attacking our tildes. New paragraph, quick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phew! No more BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ in here! ZONE MAN LOVE PALACE, operated by the Sonicverse, bah, fags said Balalaïka who walked for the South African VUVUZELA BLOWING CHAMPIONSHIP BZZZ-*BOOM!* Obliterated by Hood's 12'' LP Vinyl sex doll. What fux? Goats were delivered from farms to Basil's French communist gulag and prepared for sodomy. The Maginot STOPPED POST ARSING while Balalaïka raped meals invariably. BOLT UP SHUT FUCK FRENCHIE, screamed Sidorovich, violating Burnzz' holes. Golf holes. BASTARD constipated pseudogiants were attacked with furious laxative injections, violating Burnzz' orifices. Unfortunately there weren't any convenient orifices apart from Basil's Freedom Commandant characters called The Maginots, cool band bro. Nobody buys them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dropping that retard, three master stalkers went out of their way for disregarding women, acquiring shitloads of bling, rubles, and goats. But not really. Had Zeno known that acquiring females in the zone is impossible, perhaps he would have raped more meals. But he didn't. TITSNORKS, TITSNORKS EVERYWHERE. OH DUDE, SNORKS... None of that, no fun allowed. Especially not for dem serious folks at the Admin bunker, they started Svobodaformatting fucking everything! Absolutely everything including. Paranoia sets in making life interesting for Sidorovich's associate and groupie, Patrick green the Maginot. Her Majesty's 75th boning wasn't quite boning, as the Maginot lolled hard. Sidorovich entered unexpectedly from the back wh a rape combo of such awe that the Royal 75th Footjob was cut short. Colour-sergeant Patrick Green was pressed hotly by a FUCKING TITSNORK, TITSNORKS FUCKING EVERYWHERE, DAMN! "OH DUDE, SNORKS WITH TITS!" yelled Her Majesty's 75th analingus provider, stopping. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stories about Siddie and his supporter wigger pink dancers from Yugosla- wait. Colour sergeant supporters struck severely, separating stupid silicone snakes so Sevis seldom sat silently smoking some sedative swamp species, secretly singing sickening Svobodalithesque songs since Silas smoked Ashot's cheap guns. Colour sergeant Patrick was charged with imprisoning wiggers and gopniks alike, and attacked a goat with the intent of knocking her up the tree, the tree to end all trees. Nevertheless, he smashed them with picket, Svobodaformatting like a Colour Sergeant Slaplock-Killer of all things in existence. HURR, said Sidorovich as he jerked off his wig, revealing a clown emo bloodsucker with a bald spot on its foreskin. Holy shit. The Pope shat tier three artifacts in the woods. "Blasphemy!" OG Father Valerian dropped verses from the Bible! MC Docent Suslov fucked a poodle and kicked a man in the bowels. HET ZENO was the answer to Zeno's request of stapling tapeworms to P's goat. Sidorovich sold slaves and made games with stapled tapeworms. Sidorovich Meier's pirates, whose crusty old BASTARD OVERPRICED suits worn by Captain Chromatic, superior of the obscure three Zone Stooge Astrobastards of Buddhist faith and crypto-Svoboda warfare, who, along the tightrope walking, drup'd our menacing Buddhist suicide squads. "WHO ARE YOU, ARE YOU A GOAT?", inquired Colour Clansman. -"No, I am Banned Sergeant Chromatic Patrick green , of Her Majesty's royal postal service, who went postal on the annoying quotation mark. So, carps, what are secrets behind joints? Joints, in fact, are really soft, much like Basil's vile, repugnant, extreme malignant designs towards those goats. DEM POOR, POOR GOATS, so disgustingly mistreated and filmed by Her Majesty's Royal 75th Foot's Colour Sergeant Patrick Green, who was payed no attention to. Sidorovich, the BASTARD was hit with over 9000 various ice cream flavors and then proceeded to blow shit through his nose, ears, and vagoo. He grew lungs made of waffles. On his urethra. Because his BIGASS thang Svobodaformatted, leaving the suits unattended. Zeno owes 1,915.47 bottles of beer to Her Majesty's royal postal service, whom he robbed creating quite the monstrous Sidorovich brothel. Many Freedomers came over to give him a beating with their Khansticks. Many, many Khansticks. More then there had been seen with Summary of no logical explanation. Look at ragine and his homies chugging beer outside the bar, they ARE SO TINY. Unlike this paragraph, which lives on in the hearts. 9 circlejerks later, the Freedom members lead by THE Maginot circlejerked again. They were watching the monolith's homosodomy: with women, /0. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Less of that, moar of goat, Nope, no goats. No-rife bastard cleaned the mighty girth of Sidorovich. OVERWIDENED BASTARD GIRTHINESS: "ECLIPSE THE SUN, MAN THE HARPOONS! GRAB THE LAXATIVES!" Bannage cruise controller ankles attacked the wrong side of Sidorovich - his rear! OH THE HORROR! Immortal Svobodalith drunkards died. "COCK TAR-21 AND FIRE!" ordered the Raginot, with the 3WS kicking arse left and rite. The Raginot? You mean faggynot! The baggy knot faggert with his sagging knot... not! Knot funny, faggirt. Fork off, vodgaman. From behind the counter, vicodin was slapped into nextel wireless service agents and forced to sign contracts in Sidorovich's bunker. Contracts for favors on the staircase. The staircase groans. The pseudogiant bodyguard, Garik, continues to sodomize Zhorik, all of whose mutated friend Cathmelar reappeared carrying vast quantities of glorious rhubarb to be sold in exchange for dogfood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CAPTAIN CUNTSEV! Won at life. And the afterlife. Revenge would be served by Private Cuntsev, who became, unfortunately, dead. Yes. Shed a tear for our hero who killed over all moral restraints. Being rewarded the titsno-OH DUDE, green flesh and pink and yellow TITS, on snorks. Cuntsev was most pleased with the canonization of himself. Could now R.I.P. Subjectless grammatical fecalization often occur out in the deepths of the zone. The deepths. Discuss. A place, deeper then any stalker or titsnork cleavage, a place so unimaginably deep, that only fecal grammar could survive there. There was one thousand of the tastiest iced donuts, iced with Ice. And birthday candles of frozen trinitrolololulene exploded! Killing our morale was harder than killing chipmunks in a field. That sounds fun. That it was. Like coffee and Basil put together. Jesuschristwhatthefuckhaveyouepeoplebeenupto, I TURN OFF. Notmuchbro wherethehellhaveyoubeen? Oh notanywherereally, justpromptingadminbanswithlongassmotherfuckingwords. Point taken sir, said Slavik Rambo after stealing all bikes like a true nigger, he removed camelballs, but not really, just crushed them. Don't ask any further, douchebag! Yelled the Sentence Mongler. Simultaneously mongling sentences. Actually that's wrong. No it isn't. Is absolutely not. Yes it is. Shut up, douchebag! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph already? Yes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New paragraph! Breathing new life through the mouth, dysfunctional as it may appear, is the process of survival at its very lowest. Vodka was senselessly consumed for 2000 posts, leading to complete anarchy in Australia, nothing new there. Tidal waves of tidal waves of the tidal wave untidied the tidy pile of scissors, sending them flying! Flying into the tidal waves of tidal fecal matter and Tide detergent creating a horrible green mass of acidic cleaning matter. That swept the bar clean of all rainbow colored vases, disturbed stalkers and Green Fleshes. Duty declared war on pink boots with "cute" mascots IN THEIR URETHRAS CAUSING untold agony, but without caps. Freedom was asked to abstain from gardening in Yantar, until The Great War of Tennis THEEEEEYYYY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. No, stop that. Stop that right there, CRIMINAL SCUM! "No"said Luity, who jumped off BOLT HOLD OPEN landing safely in Adder's holiest hole. Causing rage amongst the Maginots and total 3WS fail. "SHIT IT OFF while you can." Khan sure couldn't. And that's why THEEEY MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHH shoot myself in the anus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Acquire of the crunchy cock tar jar which Burnzz loves. Svobodaformatting, however, leaves Burnzz with haemorrhoids. It is not lies and slander if proven by photographic or written evidence. COHERENT SENTENCE! That's not good are it now? This would later devolve into billions incoherent sentences like a Siddy Time, no it's not. Yes it is. Don't argue with MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, or I'll DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAM YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS of horrible singing. Like Hill Vixens, BPM whored her Frenchmen to the maximum whoring imaginable. An escape plan failed like always due to OH&S. In other news all news was sandvich. Hurp durp, was elected for The Office of Astral Consortium Emperor only to be bitch slapped outta Compton, straight! Business started wars sometimes. Yee, c'mon. You got beef? Enough mah boi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck new paragraphs. This isn't new, or is it? Nope, new topic! Unsavory pseudogiant orifices! Vacancies, apply within! Three word sentences! hurr durr drup. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dammit, don't touch that sentry spah! What a great dicking Khan received at the hands of himself, because he was deemed FOREVER ALONE by mighty barkeep who was mighty indeed... Mighty, like bear, FUCKING METAL BEAR, IT'S A WOLF. Nope, metal bear. And then, Peregrine heard Lutiy voices lulling him into troll murdering a rapid witch, who DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS YOUR DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS, Stockholm Syndrome > Showbiz, oldMuse > newMuse. Durr. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sidorovich found that very special spot that made bloodsuckers come very quickly and break into safe deposit boxes, stealing incriminating photos of herp derp. Then everyone just tried to bring toffee apples from Sidorovich's intestines to serve for Barkeep, raping Burnzz dead. Kneeling, Morak took the Duty oath, in the mouth. Like a boss. I'll KILL YOU! No you won't, due to complex made of many misinterpretations and balderdash. Anyway, Sidorovich, he shouldn't talk with hydrargyrum out in the open. Someone rapin' errbody out thar, fucken green fleshes running about the bar yet? Hurf a durf answered the summons Bes, The Latex costume wearer, whose avenger levels reached Burnzz level whining. Without warning, where eaten by the ARMOURED BEAR WTF. Was the average off topic discussion waltzing around like a drunk bearwolfmanpig. "Fuck this shit." Bearwolfmanpig should leave. Much like Sidorovich. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Making headlines, Sparrow swallowed. The Sonicverse. While Wolf whispered slutty suggestions, Sam was wearing white boy Borisov's baggy cancerous balls of humiliation. Stalkers vomiting their snorkshake onto Barkeep's dancing bloodsuckers. Vorona took the first drink, resulting in Adder being viewed as the greatest champion evar. EVAR YOU HEAR! The Cosmic Oyster was blasted by nicky nacky noo. Which caused untold carved Grecian frames and goat rape. Basil attacked that Ham sandwich like DAT SANDVICH.
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New Paragraph. "Anyway," Said Wolf, "IMMA CHARGIN MAH DEAGLE CLASS SANDVICH CONSUMING DESTROYER OF PI."Just to clarify his point, he drank three bottles of Pseudogiant Shit with Pseudogiant Piss. Hence the excessive consumption creating OVERWEIGHT BASTARDS! Running in the paraplegic snork race of the 90s, afterward there was much celebration with posts being delivered in great amounts to the citizens of glorious Trolololistan. Invading forces from Liechtenstein advanced on the ZSG's bar once again. Inevitably, the attack failed due to psychic attacks caused by Barkeep's rippling flabs. This caused distortions in Adder's water. How bloody disturbing. Agreed! Beautiful fucking day in the zone, ruined by FOWELES IN THE DARK, HE COMES forced to post. By the great power of the Monolith. Few could see Luity's ghost, but those that could cared little. Powers vested in the power of chinjerk was mighty, destroying grammar everywhere. Until the destructive destroyer destructor derps destroyed dem damn demagogues, dirtily defiling Dim's dexterous demigod durfs. Well Done. Or Medium Rare, Russian Dimitrov Manwhore.
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Did you know the French surrendered? Nothing new there. Any last words?
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I like BACON!
Amen to that.
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