chaosshade
Fracture
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In Chernobyl, Zone Fears You!
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Post by chaosshade on Feb 23, 2010 15:58:07 GMT -5
I was on youtube today and I found this review of CoP and thought I should share it with you guys. The guy reviewing it is so bad it's actually funny. Regular link so you can leave a comment if you like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP1rj6MLeyQ |
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Post by Carnageman on Feb 24, 2010 9:07:26 GMT -5
There's your explanation for his suckage.
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Post by Basil on Mar 2, 2010 11:24:59 GMT -5
Wow...that guy has no punch at all, even a fundamentalist Christian talking about Japanese porn would have sounded less awkward. Typical member of the console demographic too, for whom STALKER is either "meh" or "fuckin awfull waaahh" because it takes a bit too much thinking.
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Post by Carnageman on Mar 2, 2010 15:39:11 GMT -5
Yeah, that's what's wrong with gaming these days. People can't be arsed to actually PLAY the games, so the developers dumb everything down with autoaim, scripted events, constantly regenerating health, "puzzle hints" and "auto-adjusting difficulty", after which the game can be completed by just holding down the attack and move forward button. Then these people who are used to such "games" get presented an actual game and... well, this happens.
The last actually challenging thing I played prior to stalker was Quake 4. Everything else was barely W+Lmb.
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Post by jeniskunk on Mar 2, 2010 17:28:30 GMT -5
Yeah, that's what's wrong with gaming these days. People can't be arsed to actually PLAY the games, so the developers dumb everything down with autoaim, scripted events, constantly regenerating health, "puzzle hints" and "auto-adjusting difficulty", after which the game can be completed by just holding down the attack and move forward button. Then these people who are used to such "games" get presented an actual game and... well, this happens. The last actually challenging thing I played prior to stalker was Quake 4. Everything else was barely W+Lmb. To the list of dumbing down abuses made to favour unintelligent casual gamers, you can add in-game quest based GPS even in gameworlds that can't have anything like a GPS journal messages that spell out exactly what the player has to do even on absolutely basic obvious things Jenifur Charne |
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Post by Karcentric on Mar 3, 2010 9:56:31 GMT -5
When I first played SoC I'd just finished play UT boy was I surprised. I got my arse handed to me by the bandits in the carpark.
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Cathmelar
Flesh
Zone Strogg
Soylent Green is Snork!
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Post by Cathmelar on Mar 9, 2010 15:45:05 GMT -5
Seriously! That guy...!
"Streenge things. Happen. ... In. The Zouuune."
WTF?! That was one of the crappiest game review videos I've evuuur. Zeen.
Damn, that guy sounded like he was reading aloud from someone's income-tax return or something.
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Post by xaechireon on Mar 10, 2010 1:39:22 GMT -5
I thought it was really hilarious how the opening gameplay video was with the guy looking straight ahead while 3 pseudodogs were nibbling his boots.
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Post by jeniskunk on Mar 10, 2010 3:46:09 GMT -5
That reviewer tried to sound like he was being serious and dispassionate. Instead, with his screwed up commentary, all he sounds like is a dork. As for the content of his review, not worth the effort he put into writing it.
edit: typos
Jenifur Charne
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