Post by Karcentric on Nov 15, 2012 4:18:20 GMT -5
THEY MAKE ME, MAKE ME DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAM UNTHINKABLE HORRORS WHEN you eat green eggs and ham. The resulting song was a result of results like LIFE IS LIFE. That was proven by LIFE itself. What isn't proven is that Siddy makes good deals or banana pancakes. Bananas? In the end of the Zone were serious crimes, punishable by Fjodor Fjodorovich's remarkably neat dinner set. Winter in the wanker wonderland came hard into our lovely Zone. But not as hard as Jericho came after seeing the disaster left by BPM when she kicked Karcentric 's butt. Who in retaliation made her go on a quest to make a SANDVICH like no-other. Sadly, she died. Thus the SANDVICH died of cancer. Cancer of the- STOP.
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Mormon time. After slaughtering Mormons, intrepid heroes made amazing rap about tildes and soggy biscuits. Disturbed by test post lies, sense was lost via Duty Oath. Mentally scarring rookies eat tinned foods like a boss. Oh, Monolith... we... we... um... what? Centre of Pripyat makes for great holiday location for picnics at midnight with rapist controllers forgetting the SANDVICHES!As rainbow colored colours creatively conflicted with Peregrine's tortured hair do, falling massive critical mass upon ignition began to sputter and die, a rainbow through Drakon's ass causing stalkers to worship the Svobodalith while the monolith appeared suddenly from breakfast with cthulhu and fell before Karcentric's DAMNED FEET. Which were wearing pretty fly flip-flops, start running, NOW SON! NOW! Said stare dad after the bottle o'scotch was broken. Vodka is like Skype good when it's served cold with two, tempered bloodsucker's quite the gourmet meal for the Bar's menu, which is quite sexist since there isn't female dishes for there aren't any female stalkers stalking the zone. Thankfully as they are using everything for Lutiy's unexpected return which might happen, has happened actually, though some of the less thoughtful ZSG RPers didn't know when the mighty Lutiy came from. They did, however have a dream, leading to violation of law and Stabby death. Several victims later, balance was restored. But that wasn't the end. For the 3ws, because of Never ending additions that allowed Sidorovich to tax dogfood at unbelievable stupidly, high rates. Unsurprisingly bloodsuckers fought stealthily, surprising even when they try BOLT HOLD OPEN on Duty and shamelessly descend into song and dance and pansexual merrymaking making everyone flee the premises, compromising many unlovable stalkers who acquired BOLT, but no HOLD OPEN PARATROOPER MAGS THAT AREN'T CLIPS NOR IS THE END OF A.
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No, Karc. You won at life! In Sid's thong! NO U, cried Oleg Gusarov tearfully as he tried to dislodge the cancer of Siddy during Siddy Time featuring Siddy and dancing bloodsuckers in tuxedos with little bowler hats OH SHIIIIIIIIIIII- was the Shazbot! SHAZBOT! Shazbot! What bot? Asked Pavel pretentiously, pulling parallel partition plates of spinach and amiable, advancing Argonauts, assaulted almost anything. But even it wasn't enough to stop the flood for Fyodor, fluent in the ways of being an amazing singer like John Proctor, maid of honour to a raging bloodsucker and an overweight Sidorovich who laid out a picnic but forgot lichen which ruined everything! Vodka and sausage were the only diddly dum diddly. Small chinese men have very small pet gerbils who like crapping on Kuntsev. The fleshes that became mature thanks to Kuntsev and his impressive large black rooster. The need for speed and condoms but also titsnorks and sexy bloodsuckers grew at astronomical rates, making stalkers buy Siddy time. Noooooooooooooooooooo, cried the motherfucking driving examiner as his jet pack fell on explosive and mentally challenging time of OPPA GANGNAM STYLE. That ended with lot's of Koreans eating flapjacks under hail of bullets... Stop, that's racist! But it isn't made of potatoes. I heard they worship the Monolith in China, because many, many earwigs offering all types of ancient medicinal properties, such as explosive anal leakage causing banage of Johnny Flynn music and other related post-apocalyptic music styles that shocked old hag controllers who pilot roflcopters. Also, no references to diet sausage knives. The one GET to get them OUTTA HERE STALKER! USER WAS BANNED for being cool story bro! Material.
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Narwhals and knights fight the dark unicorn knight of salmon. The Batman likes Robin's nipples. The love for applesauce vinaigrette was like do you shoba do wop! Bill Cosby king OF THE MOTHERLAND! You mean Tzar. Nope. President Cosby. In deep space, nobody can hear the sad camel, 13K GET BITCH!
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