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Post by Lysander on Jul 22, 2011 4:22:16 GMT -5
280. When eating bread or sausage, stalkers smash it uselessly against their gasmask or bandanna. 281. When drinking vodka, stalkers miss their mouths by about two inches, therefore spilling it all over their chests.
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Post by Karcentric on Jul 23, 2011 1:21:11 GMT -5
282. Shooting mutants in the eye does nothing sometimes. 283. With some mods the upgrades will allow reverse recoil. (The more you shoot the lower the gun points.)
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Post by milch on Jul 23, 2011 14:28:29 GMT -5
284. Some stalkers find it exiting to carry huge guitars around the Zone UP THEIR ARSES!!! and then pull them out of there around campfires... 285. The talented stalkers who can play guitar only manage to remember about three and a half guitar tunes each and play them in a continuos loop...
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Post by Διμι on Jul 24, 2011 3:51:50 GMT -5
283. With some mods the upgrades will allow reverse recoil. (The more you shoot the lower the gun points.) Reminds me of the SVD from CS. That thing was hilarious. The P90 in Sigerous when upgraded had serious issues.
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Post by tsiros on Jul 24, 2011 11:07:04 GMT -5
286. when you are wounded, you do not accept help from an enemy (please let it not be a repost...)
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Post by Karcentric on Jul 25, 2011 2:24:09 GMT -5
Stalkers will:
287. Happily scavenger gear in the middle of a firefight. 288. Will not heal their wounded comrades. 289. Sit down to and eat a medkit if wounded. 290. Threaten you to put your weapon away with 2 Bloodsuckers and a Chimera running around.
Zombies will: 291. Amble around like a drunk, unless a grenade is nearby. 292. See you in pitch darkness from 200m+ 293. Meanader past you blindly when your 2m away.
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Post by milch on Jul 27, 2011 9:13:04 GMT -5
294. If using the 'Wish Granter' you spawn Ozersky on CoP he will punch you in the face, start to sprint away faster than you ever could and take an ungodly amount of ammo to take down.
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Post by Karcentric on Jul 27, 2011 11:58:12 GMT -5
295. The monolith statue rock thingy takes it's holidays in Garbage. (PS reference)
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Post by milch on Jul 27, 2011 12:20:32 GMT -5
296. The Duty guards at Rostok all seem to have REALLY short term memory and every three seconds will forget they ever met you and repeat telling you to get out of there...
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Post by Karcentric on Aug 16, 2011 13:33:33 GMT -5
297. If Siddy had a South African accent I'd destroy my SoC cd.
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Post by milch on Aug 17, 2011 9:04:33 GMT -5
298. My dad would pay Sid $10000000 to know his secret of hair recovery...
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Post by Lysander on Oct 11, 2011 16:55:38 GMT -5
299. Stalkers have X-ray vision. 300. Sid eats all the good food, leaving only sausages, bread and tinned meats for Stalkers to eat.
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Post by milch on Nov 8, 2011 11:18:11 GMT -5
301. Zone isn't Sparta
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Post by Karcentric on Nov 8, 2011 12:49:45 GMT -5
302. Some vehicles are highly explosive and can set off from a single stab.
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Post by milch on Nov 9, 2011 11:57:25 GMT -5
303. Everyone wants to get to the north because it supposedly wields the cure to constipation of EVERYONE in the Zone (judging by the fact that stalkers never need to poo and their awful diet)
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