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Apr 5, 2010 6:56:12 GMT -5
Post by Basil on Apr 5, 2010 6:56:12 GMT -5
Too colourful, Jen, our conquests would be lost in it.
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Apr 5, 2010 7:25:59 GMT -5
Post by jeniskunk on Apr 5, 2010 7:25:59 GMT -5
Basil, the colours on the maps I gave has no bearing on the game. What matters is that the maps show what countries have adjoining borders, and where the major population centres are in each country.
Jenifur Charne
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Apr 5, 2010 9:55:28 GMT -5
Post by Carnageman on Apr 5, 2010 9:55:28 GMT -5
Well done on uniting the Baltics under our command, guys! Shit, you're not going to believe what happened at that paintball match. But that's for later. I have a meeting with the ambassador of Germany.
Sure, I'll stay out of central Europe, but leave the UK and the rest of northern Europe to me.
Ou vennad, let's get going, Finland just said they aren't surrendering peacefully.
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Apr 5, 2010 10:10:45 GMT -5
Post by Basil on Apr 5, 2010 10:10:45 GMT -5
Turkmenistan resist still! According to wise Azamat, they are backed by evil Jew overlords who want Glorious Kazakhstan destroyed. The war against Turkmenistan will continue, and they will be crushed by our Kazakhapults!
Borat Sagdiyev declared today that a big party would be held once Turkmenistan was crushed like man's khram under rock, and there would be much shooting of Jew and drinking of potato liquor. A bear cavalry was also created today, as horses are for little girls.
Borat also met with the Vatican's emissary, and after wrestling and drinking of potato liquor, they passed an agreement to fight evil plague of Jew.
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Apr 5, 2010 10:23:06 GMT -5
Post by Διμι on Apr 5, 2010 10:23:06 GMT -5
The emitter's field grows larger. Monaco, Malta, Slovenia, Albania, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, and Switzerland are all affected.
Armed revolutions are starting up in every country, as the number of those zombified rises into the millions.
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Apr 5, 2010 10:58:01 GMT -5
Post by Carnageman on Apr 5, 2010 10:58:01 GMT -5
As the conquering of Finland progresses, there is bloodshed and casualties on all sides, though the strategical superiority of the Baltic forces is evident, forcing Finland to back down and surrender. No alterations of culture or laws are implemented by the victorious forces and the average Finn wouldn't even notice any change if it wasn't for the deportation of former heads of state and the rapid influx of Estonian drunkards littering the streets. Voi pergele, poiskad!
Professional military also now makes up approximately 75% of the annexed country's armed forces, improving the economy and military efficiency.
The phallic portion of the Nordic Cock (Sweden) must be obtained to gain significant foothold in the area.
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Apr 5, 2010 11:08:11 GMT -5
Post by Basil on Apr 5, 2010 11:08:11 GMT -5
Turkmenistan was defeated, and their military leader's khrams crushed under slab of concrete. The Kazakh army victoriously pillaged Turkmen capital, taking women as slaves and prisoners, and feeding the children to the bear cavalry in big party.
Several Jew overlords were captured and thrown down well, followed by their traitor president. As promised, much potato alcohol was delivered, and president Borat assumed task of filling up Aral Sea with gypsy tears. Many gypsy were captured and forced to cry on Aral sea bed, but it would take many, many gypsies to fill sea up with magical, wish-granting tears.
Army was then mobilised to attack Kyrgistan, because Kazakhstan would look prettier with Kyrgistan in its grasp.
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Apr 5, 2010 11:38:13 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 5, 2010 11:38:13 GMT -5
As Madagascar fell, the glorious navy of South Africa decided to take a piss and sail to Antartica, where they would propose a glorious alliance with the Australian army.
The glorious South African army, having rested for an entire day straight, was sent to the not-that-glorious Botswana to propose surrender. However, evil and not-glorious Botswana refused and the army had no choice but to start raiding.
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Apr 5, 2010 18:43:47 GMT -5
Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Apr 5, 2010 18:43:47 GMT -5
After the arrival of several ultimatums from nearby France and Spain, the 19th and 21st Air Divisions have breached French and Spanish airspace and are bombing the capitols with potent nerve agents. Meanwhile, the Czech Republic has fallen, Austria has been annexed, and the armies of glorious Deutschland have marched into Slovakia, Hungary, the Netherlands, Belgium and Denmark, Crushing what little resistance offered to them. France and Spain still hold strong, but invasions by sea, and ceaseless naval bombardment will soon break them.
(MAP UPDATE TIEM)
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Apr 5, 2010 18:56:14 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 5, 2010 18:56:14 GMT -5
Having crushed the impudent armies of Botswana and finished with the tea-time government execution, the armies have actually started doing some thinking for themselves. Why just kill the government when you can kill the people as well? Thanks to this, glorious casualties have been reduced and now is the time to make a push up north! Tanzania, Namibia, Zimbabwe, Zambia and Angola shall miserably fail to stop the glorious push of the armies of SOUTH AFRICA!
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Apr 5, 2010 19:07:15 GMT -5
Post by Basil on Apr 5, 2010 19:07:15 GMT -5
Industry of Kazakhstan is now going through great boom with Jew slave labour flooding in from conquered lands. Many Kazakhapults, muskets, potato liquor and crotch protections have been produced, and gypsy tears are starting to form puddle in Aral Sea.
President Borat went today to besieged fortress of Kyrgiz government and ask them to give up evil Jew ways, but Kyrgiz were too drunk to notice.
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Apr 5, 2010 19:31:09 GMT -5
Post by Διμι on Apr 5, 2010 19:31:09 GMT -5
The emitter's power engages Greece, Austria, Romania, Spain, parts of France, Slovakia, Romania, the Czech Republic, and Germany, as well as Libya, Morocco, Algeria, and Egypt, although the African continent is considerably less affected by the Jesus emissions.
The Vatican has ordered for all zombified agents to keep a low profile, increasing the rapid takeover's latency. Weaponry, armament, and manpower is being secretly ferried out of these nations closer to Italy. The people in power in these nations are willingly turning a blind eye by the order of Christ. The ranks of this fanatical army are reaching into the millions and constitute the majority of the population of the European countries affected.
The Vatican has begun developing plans for war with the African and Asian countries, as well as the Middle East and Indian Subcontinent seeing as only their populations will effectively resist the will of the emitter. A bomb-proof, nuke-proof shelter is being built around the structure, the foundations of which are to be replaced with solid reinforced concrete extending many meters below ground. Europe is rapidly being drained of labor and manpower to fuel the growth of the Monolith's army as the psy-field grows.
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Apr 5, 2010 19:44:09 GMT -5
Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Apr 5, 2010 19:44:09 GMT -5
NEW MAP (Updated as well.)
Also check the first post for soem new rules.
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Apr 5, 2010 20:08:08 GMT -5
Post by Διμι on Apr 5, 2010 20:08:08 GMT -5
A note to make.
I conquered nothing but and haven't even got to war yet.
I'm just siphoning everything off from everyone else's territories, and building a latent secret army to reach a size of about a billion or two fanatics.
Then I'll go to maeking soem real World War.
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Apr 6, 2010 3:41:59 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 6, 2010 3:41:59 GMT -5
Slow and steady boys! We'll have them bastards by lunchtime tomorrow!
THIS JUST IN! ZIMBABWE HAS FALLEN! GOVERNMENT EXTERMINATION TIME!
TREACHEROUS "ALLIES" FROM MALAWI SUDDENLY HAVE GOVERNMENT! WE MUST EXTERMINATE THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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