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Apr 6, 2010 7:48:37 GMT -5
Post by Carnageman on Apr 6, 2010 7:48:37 GMT -5
As the invasion of Sweden progresses, the relatively in-tact capturing of the Finnish Air Force has proved its worth. Patriotic Estonian pilots have yet to meet a worthy rival. Boys, we're rocking Nordic by yesterday 2009 at this rate!
Noticing the increasing amounts of people in central Europe succumbing to the mysterious emissions stemming from somewhere in Italy, Yaroslav Лулыхкур sends spies to infiltrate the top secret research teams working on the infamous Russian Woodpecker in the zone of exclusion between Belarus and Ukraine, hoping to find a way to counter the emissions before it's too late.
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Apr 6, 2010 9:12:27 GMT -5
Post by Basil on Apr 6, 2010 9:12:27 GMT -5
Kyrgistan finally falls as their president sees his evil Jew ways. He and Borat then celebrate by wrestling, drinking potato liquor and throwing Jew down mine shaft (there are no wells in Kyrgistan!).
After much insulting and drunken rambling, Tadjikistan declared war in Kazakhstan just as Borat declared war on evil Iranian neighbour. Jew corpses fly wildly as Kazakhs clash with Tadjikistan and Iranians stand by waggling their clawed fingers, because Iranians are devils, like Jew.
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Apr 6, 2010 10:35:47 GMT -5
Post by Διμι on Apr 6, 2010 10:35:47 GMT -5
On the Vatican's orders, a single civilian barge is sent from the Italian peninsula. It is deployed by the coast of Haiti, and the secondary emitter in it activates, producing a second growing field in the Western hemisphere.
Bulgaria, Moldavia, Ukraine, and Macedonia all fall within the reach of the main emitter. All work in the exclusion zone on creating a cure is subsequently stopped. The scientists with present forms of psy-protection are overpowered and killed by dozens of other mind-controlled residents of the Zone.
The emitter's cloud completely engulfs Germany, France, Spain, Belgium, Portugal, the Netherlands, as well as Georgia. The total number of mind-controlled rises to several hundred million.
Nations in Africa and the Middle East are still largely unaffected.
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Apr 6, 2010 11:03:12 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 6, 2010 11:03:12 GMT -5
As the less-glorious inferiors in Tanzania succumb to the might of the South African armies (and their government are shot on sight), a new weapon has been manufactured in the glorious weapon factories of South Africa. Our troops have now been issued with BULLETS! Glorious kill count will now increase greatly!
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Apr 6, 2010 11:57:28 GMT -5
Post by Karcentric on Apr 6, 2010 11:57:28 GMT -5
Alright guys and gals. Off to Bali for a 'holiday', don't pack any weed, they'll lock you up for years.
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Apr 6, 2010 12:16:22 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 6, 2010 12:16:22 GMT -5
GLORIOUS NAVY OF SOUTH AFRICA HAS REACHED THE AMASSED PENGUIN ARMIES OF AUSTRALIAN-OCCUPIED ANTARCTICA AND IS PROPOSING AN ALLIANCE AS WE SPEAK. COMMANDER, THE GOVERNMENT SCUM IN NAMIBIA HAVE FINALLY FALLEN TO OUR BRAND NEW SUPERIOR TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS!
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Apr 6, 2010 12:27:05 GMT -5
Post by Karcentric on Apr 6, 2010 12:27:05 GMT -5
Agreed! GET THIS MAN A DRINK AND SOMETHING TO EAT!!
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Apr 6, 2010 13:09:18 GMT -5
Post by Carnageman on Apr 6, 2010 13:09:18 GMT -5
With Sweden falling, the brave warriors of Estonia finally have the Nordics by the balls! The Motherland's work output will benefit greatly from the enslavement of the vast Swedish negroid populace. Muzhiki, let's get it over with annexing Norway, Iceland won't wait!
Our brave spies have proven their patriotism once again! As the Chernobyl Zone fell to the Vatican, our men donned the prototype psi-protective equipment and bested all odds in their unstoppable quest of returning to and saving the Motherland! The minions of the Monolith proved no match to the superior tactics and sheer unstoppability of our troops! With the equipment they salvaged and the psi-field readings they took, the Monolith will soon cease to be an issue.
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Apr 6, 2010 13:34:39 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 6, 2010 13:34:39 GMT -5
The new glorious alliance benefits both Glorious countries, and is traditionally celebrated by shooting down government officials in Zambia, whose filthy hands have touched the office papers of the glorious people for the last time. The Malawi bastards are still trying to defend themselves, having sent 40.000 unarmed tribesmen against our clearly technologically superior troops.
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Apr 6, 2010 13:45:26 GMT -5
Post by Karcentric on Apr 6, 2010 13:45:26 GMT -5
Take a detachment of PKM totting penguins. And this broken bottle.
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Apr 6, 2010 13:52:20 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 6, 2010 13:52:20 GMT -5
Oooh, penguins. Are there any special requirements for keeping them?
In return, here is your gift. 20.000 semi-armed naked Swazi tribesmen. They don't require feeding or watering, just give them some pants.
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Apr 6, 2010 14:05:03 GMT -5
Post by Karcentric on Apr 6, 2010 14:05:03 GMT -5
No nothing difficult, just fed them fish occasionally.
Pants eh... Well I'll them some when we invade Bali, and a ripoff Rolex too.
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Apr 6, 2010 15:14:11 GMT -5
Post by Διμι on Apr 6, 2010 15:14:11 GMT -5
Multiple silos in Germany have been (unbeknown to the leader of the said country) been armed by mind-controlled Christian military officers comprising most of the armies of Europe. Mind-controlled by the emitter, the command of Germany's armed forces has launched a tactical missile strike against the Estonian research forces retreating from the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, destroying all personnel, equipment, and data.
The emitter's reach has extended into Denmark, Belarus, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Armenia, as well as parts of Russia, Finland, Sweden, Norway, and the United Kingdom. The army of the Vatican grows stronger with every day as seemingly unexplainable riots, military mutinies, explosive sabotages, and equipment, provision, and weaponry shortages erupt in virtually every European nation.
The emitter in the Caribbean has extended its grasp over Haiti and the Dominican Republic. The fields are due to grasp Central America and the northern coast of South America, as well as the shores of the United States in hardly a day's time.
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Apr 6, 2010 15:23:25 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 6, 2010 15:23:25 GMT -5
Thanks to the newfound penguin army, the generous gift of the glorious allies of Australia, the navy forces have actually made a charge towards the evil bastards at Sao Tome and Principe. Our glorious troops are still fighting the evil Malawi government supporters, who are too stubborn to admit defeat.
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Apr 6, 2010 18:40:18 GMT -5
Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Apr 6, 2010 18:40:18 GMT -5
Now aware of the threat from the south and the purpose of the strange waves spreading from the Vatican, General Herbst has begun a massive Re-education and Brainwashing program, more resilient or physically superior persons are sent to special camps for additional brainwashing and possible conscription.
With the conquest of Spain and France, Portugal has surrendered. Herbs has turned his attention to Northern Africa and has dispatched several armies to Morocco and Algeria. Looking northwards, he has dispatched the 7th fleet to attack Iceland, which will be his base of operations for the western hemisphere.
Curious of the strange force occupying Italy, a small diplomatic expedition has been sent to the Vatican to attempt to cease further incidents.
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