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Apr 6, 2010 18:56:32 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 6, 2010 18:56:32 GMT -5
As non-glorious Namibia surrenders, the only spot that is left is the filthy country of the Malawi rebels. Our glorious troops are combing every city street, looking for rebels and government officials to shoot.
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Apr 6, 2010 18:57:11 GMT -5
Post by Διμι on Apr 6, 2010 18:57:11 GMT -5
The several hundred million persons now controlled by the emitter have been instructed to comply with the re-education program's steps, the Vatican that altering brain chemistry is now impossible. The only genuinely 'brainwashed' individuals are to be those not affected by the emitter, which constitute a small percentage of the population.
RoboPope Lutiy has cordially greeted the diplomatic relations expedition sent by German General Herbst, and demonstrated a show of Italy's newfound military might by marching a procession of several hundred thousand ex-German soldiers and advanced ex-German military vehicles, including ballistic missile transports, ready to show their new and perfectly personal dedication to their beliefs above their nation. Lutiy denies any personal involvement in the matter, and describes a phenomenon as a 'rapture', of the Christian citizens of the world coming to a more perfect understanding and higher values.
The emitter's field of effect has reached the boundaries of Russia. The Red Bear is beginning to be drained of all resources and manpower. As soon as the full assimilation of the largest country on Earth is complete, Lutiy will be ready to declare war on the Middle East, Africa, India, and the Asian nations with a force that exceeds even the largest armies commanded in history by a hundredfold.
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Apr 6, 2010 19:36:16 GMT -5
Post by Basil on Apr 6, 2010 19:36:16 GMT -5
Glorious, great success! Kazakh military has produced new weapons for kill Jew and non-Kazakhs.
The B-Tank, named after glorious president Borat, powered by fifteen lawnmower motors and shaped like good strong box on tracks, it has cannon capable of shooting anything, lumps of metal, glass, dead dog or jew, anything! It is powered by good strong potato alcohol, which means crew won't die of thirst, and will be kept happy by the fuel's "happy vapours". Armour is made out of good Kazakh steel, wood and animal skin, and there is good strong chemical and biological protection in crew compartment.
The Flying Bear, a glorious jet plane powered by specially modified combine harvester motors and potato alcohol fuel, it is big, and can be loaded with bomb to blow up whole Jew cities. Bombs include "Big Noisy Bomb" with weird glowing stone Russian researchers call Plutonium, mixed with potato alcohol and gypsy tears. Other bomb is "Flamy Bomb", which is filled with dynamite, black petrol and potato alcohol.
Kazakhstan also now have missiles and space program as Baikonur was taken by glorious Kazakh government. Missiles have been built using strange pluto rock and potato alcohol and good scrap metal from old radioactive Soviet tank. A couple of missiles were shot at Iran and Armenia for laugh, and had good result, killing many Jew and non-Kazakh devil in huge ball of fire with a vague smell of potato alcohol that made everyone feel happy for miles around.
Space program is currently building a space ship called "Khram Crusher" after glorious Kazakh tradition of crushing men's Khrams under rock or slab of concrete, and will be manned by drunken Gypsy slave. Bear cavalry is currently being updated with fixing of flame-thrower and Big Noisy Musket on bears to hurt enemy more in battle.
Kazakh scientists were sent near Vatican area of influence to test out prototype of "Brain Saver", which consist of lead bucket with holes for eyes. They all, sadly, died as their brains were fried. Only a couple survived after drinking much potato alcohol.
All hail glorious Kazakhstan!
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Apr 6, 2010 19:44:54 GMT -5
Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Apr 6, 2010 19:44:54 GMT -5
Dismayed by his current situation, General Herbst initiates his master plan. All non-mind controlled people in all of Germany's current territories have been brainwashed to the point of being fanatical slaves, an idea inspired by Lutiy and his newfound military might. The moon base built by Hitler and his Nazi goons has been refurbished and upgraded with state of the art defensive systems. A cryo-shuttle filled with thousands of loyal warriors and engineers is headed towards Mars, and at this moment is only a few more weeks away taking with it, the entire remaining nuclear arsenal of the previous German military. All other forms of combat have been modified or replaced for operation on the planet and in space. All of the military assets of the remaining countries now under Germany's control have been relocated to the moon base. over 1000 Megatons worth of nuclear warheads are now kept in various superbunkers deep under the moon's surface.
General Herbst and his remaining 200,000 men have relocated to the moon. Food is abundant to recent successes in 0-G farming, and water can be brought in from frozen pockets on the moon itself, and from the new Asteroid mining projects currently on their way to the asteroid belt.
To demonstrate the power of his new arsenal, General Herbst has declared war on the entire planet of Earth, but offers salvation to those willing to join his cause. He has fired three rods of Tungsten, about 1 foot in diameter and 20 feet long at the City of Napoli, in Italy. These rods, traveling at almost 9 kilometers a second, generated enough force on impact to completely obliterate the city and the majority of the surrounding countryside. Interference from the proximity to the psy-emitter does not allow one to be properly fired at the city of Rome itself, as it would cause the small guidance computer in the back to malfunction. General Herbst has released a statement today, informing the planet that similar kinetic bombardments will soon follow.
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Apr 6, 2010 19:56:23 GMT -5
Post by Basil on Apr 6, 2010 19:56:23 GMT -5
Glorious news! Kazakh Space Agency, after successfully launching "Khram Crusher" into space with drunken Gypsy slave in it, launched other ships into orbit. Ships "Khram Crusher 2" and "Glorious Borat" crashed into the first Khram ship and became stuck together, creating new base for space station!
More ships are being launched at the new "Super Kazakhstan" space station, creating great metallic shape looking vaguely like glorious Kazakhstan. Foreign traitors said space station looked like giant piece of bear shit made of junk, but they liars and Jew lovers.
More rockets were shot at Iran city of Tabriz for laugh and because Iranian devils are tougher than wiseman Azamat Bagatov predicted. Tabriz exploded in huge fireball, and nothing was left except some buildings and a wooden latrine. Armenia not happy with Kazakhstan shooting missile at them, but Borat not care as he declare today in glorious speech: "Armenians don't scare me, for they little girls and Jew lovers."
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Apr 6, 2010 19:57:34 GMT -5
Post by Διμι on Apr 6, 2010 19:57:34 GMT -5
The emitter field controlled by Lutiy has reached Moscow, the Russian capital. In response to General Herbst's statement, the Russian president has ordered to deploy Stalin's inactive Low-Orbit Ion Cannon.
Several hundred harmless exosphere-class rockets carrying nuclear payloads were fired into space as a form of a futile attack against the Moon Base while the LOIC activated.
Disguised as a piece of debris left over by the MIR station, the LOIC runs a scan on the moon's surface, identifying the radiation hot spots under the moon's surface next to the obsolete Hitler base.
The ion beam fired has penetrated through several miles of the moon's crust, setting off a massive chain reaction that completely obliterates every active launch chute and causes an earthquake worth an 8 on the Richter scale on the surface, rupturing the airtight casing of, and destroying much of the Moon Base. The Russian President has offered General Herbst a generous asylum in return for creating a secondary Moon Base to be populated exclusively be Christians.
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Apr 6, 2010 20:47:21 GMT -5
Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Apr 6, 2010 20:47:21 GMT -5
Game over bros. Dimitroff and I accidentally'd the moon, and made the earth uninhabitable. The radiation wave from the 1000 MTs of nukes going off on the moon has fried anything in orbit, and raped the planet even further.
Seeing as how the objective was world domination, and since the world is now a giant storm raped radioactive shithole, everyone looses.
GOOD GAEM.
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Apr 6, 2010 20:57:22 GMT -5
Post by Διμι on Apr 6, 2010 20:57:22 GMT -5
Let this thread be a lesson to the moralities of warmongering leaders worldwide. We, the ZSG are above them.
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Apr 7, 2010 3:19:28 GMT -5
Post by Afterburner on Apr 7, 2010 3:19:28 GMT -5
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Apr 7, 2010 7:23:22 GMT -5
Post by Carnageman on Apr 7, 2010 7:23:22 GMT -5
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Sept 6, 2010 23:01:58 GMT -5
Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Sept 6, 2010 23:01:58 GMT -5
Oh my. What's this doing back here?
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