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Post by Carnageman on Feb 14, 2010 4:31:57 GMT -5
91. You can drink as much vodka as you want, and yourself won't die on you.
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Post by fireorca62 on Feb 14, 2010 16:30:54 GMT -5
92. You can drink as much vodka as you want, and your vodka wont die on you
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Post by jeniskunk on Feb 15, 2010 5:32:07 GMT -5
93. In the Swamps, Clear Sky faction members reproduce faster than Renegades or Bandits.
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Post by Karcentric on Feb 15, 2010 12:27:04 GMT -5
94. Depending what patch you use o CS stalkers will load as much ammo into crates.
95. Desperate comments won't make me run to your aid any quicker...
96. Nimble is pretty much a failure, he joins a faction that becomes completely obliterated, gets kidnapped, and I don't know if he is in CoP... But he's probably useless there as well.
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Post by Carnageman on Feb 15, 2010 13:27:52 GMT -5
97. Nimble has some kind of chronic sleep disorder.
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Post by jeniskunk on Feb 15, 2010 17:34:54 GMT -5
98. The Monolith only exists travelling inside the Чернобыльская АЭС им. В.И.Ленина (V.I. Lenin Nuclear Power Station) to Reactor 4.
99. Despite crashing in 1986, the helicopter on the roof of the Чернобыльская АЭС им. В.И.Ленина is still burning in 2012.
100. Only one Blowout occours in SoC, despite them supposedly 'happening at regular intervals', even if it takes you several months in game to get to the Чернобыльская АЭС им. В.И.Ленина.
101. Light bulbs and fluroescent tubes in SoC are made of damage impervious materials.
102. There are no electric or diesel generators in SoC, yet places have working electric lighting.
103. There's no laundry facilities of any sort in the Zone.
104. The PA system in Rostok uses an indestructible PA speaker.
edit: corrected numbering errors.
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Post by Defunct FPX profile on Feb 16, 2010 12:47:23 GMT -5
105. Some stalkers can read, and tend to correct themselves. They are usually women.
106. THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN THE ZONE, AGAIN.
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Post by Carnageman on Feb 16, 2010 13:01:08 GMT -5
107. Jeniskunk is probably Chernobyl.
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Post by Karcentric on Feb 17, 2010 8:50:19 GMT -5
108. What about stojespal?
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Post by Defunct FPX profile on Feb 17, 2010 13:53:41 GMT -5
109. Kharkiv.
110. Carnageman has been accusing people of CHERNOBYL'ng around which leads me to believe that CARNAGEMAN IS WEREWOLF which would make him KHARKIV which would make him STOJESPAL which would make him CHERNOBYL which would make him JENISKUNK which would make him a WOMAN and therefore
111. GET OUT OF HERE WOMAN STALKER.
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Post by Carnageman on Feb 17, 2010 14:21:43 GMT -5
112. Prolonged exposure to the MercDolgOlith can lead to sever paranoia.
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Post by Defunct FPX profile on Feb 17, 2010 15:24:51 GMT -5
113.I AM [blue]MERC[/blue][red]DOLG[/red][white]OLITH[/white]
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chaosshade
Fracture
RP Mod [teal]DISCHARGED[/teal]
50%
In Chernobyl, Zone Fears You!
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Post by chaosshade on Feb 17, 2010 18:06:48 GMT -5
114. Stalkers obviously don't know how to check IPs
115. or check them against logged ones
116. The Zone used to be a living hell, now it's just a fun place to visit (just finished browsing the "Know your builds" thread on GSC's site.)
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Stojespal
Boar
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I'm not who you think I am.
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Post by Stojespal on Feb 17, 2010 23:12:23 GMT -5
117. There are no women in the Zone. There is only Legion.
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Post by Διμι on Feb 18, 2010 0:52:43 GMT -5
118. You do not talk about Vodka
119. You do NOT talk about Vodka
120. Vodka is devoid of any humanity, morality, pity, and mercy.
121. Vodka works as one with all stalkers.
122. Vodka cannot be harmed. The bottle will remain whole.
123. Vodka does not fall in battle, although it can be securely looted.
124. Vodka is undertaken in case of Serious Business.
125. Vodka is everyone.
126. Vodka is everywhere.
127. Vodka cannot be outnumbered, vodka outnumbers you. Despite this, you will inevitably have to go back for another crate at some point.
128. Vodka consumption among the ranks will be increased exponentially at need.
129. Vodka has no weakness or flaw.
130. Vodka removes all weaknesses and flaws.
131. Vodka has no leaders, Vodka is used by all.
132. Vodka has no family or friends.
133. Vodka is your friend.
134. Vodka is not your personal army.
135. Vodka must be in control at all times.
136. Vodka, when taken, makes failure unacceptable.
137. VODKA ALWAYS DELIVERS.
138. Vodka removes all identity.
139. Vodka cannot be betrayed. Although it can assist with such acts.
140. Vodka doesn't give a fuck about anyone's problems. It removes them from the picture.
141. Vodka does it for the lulz.
142. Vodka is humanity.
143. Vodka is proof that humanity as a whole is absolutely insane.
144. Vodka makes everyone equals.
145. Vodka is NOT a choice.
146. Vodka does not give everything away. If so, the situation can be considered just fail.
147. Vodka is a mass of Bar dwellers.
148. Vodka can, will, and has already done everything you can think of. Everything you think of is actually Vodka.
149. Vodka is an unstoppable force.
150. Vodka can win a battle against God with no effort.
151. Vodka is said to have better judgment than God.
152. Vodka is everything that is wrong and right in this world, and all others, including those that are Vodka-induced.
153. Vodka is the final boss of the Zone.
154. Vodka is Legion
155. Vodka helps forgive.
156. Vodka really helps to forget.
157. Vodka is ????
158. Vodka is Profit!
159. Vodka is the Monolith.
160. Vodka is the Svobodalith.
160. Vodka is the Dolgolith.
161. Vodka is the Mercolith.
162. Vodka can be CHERNOBYL, KHARKIV, WEREWOLF, and Re-Deadening. ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
163. Vodka is the only known cure treatment to BOLT HOLD OPEN.
164. Vodka is sold by Sidorovich.
165. Vodka is the ZSG.
166. Expect Vodka.
168. Vodka still cannot count.
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