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Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Feb 18, 2010 1:11:54 GMT -5
168. Vodka screws up counts, and writes rules.
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Post by Διμι on Feb 18, 2010 1:20:31 GMT -5
170. Vodka has tricked an unwitting stalker yet again. 171. Vodka is always right.
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Moloch666
Flesh
What are you deaf? What are you here?
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Post by Moloch666 on Feb 19, 2010 1:50:19 GMT -5
172. Stalkers can only 173. type three words 174. at a time.
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Post by Zeno, Lord Camelith on Feb 20, 2010 1:17:17 GMT -5
174. STALKERs never need to drink water because all armor in the Zone works like a Fremen Stillsuit from Dune, the rest of the nessecary water is obtained via food and vodka.
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Post by Karcentric on Feb 20, 2010 1:44:45 GMT -5
175. And energy drinks.
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Post by Carnageman on Feb 20, 2010 14:43:58 GMT -5
176. Energy drinks are just vodka in another configuration.
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Post by Karcentric on Feb 20, 2010 14:49:15 GMT -5
177. No matter how long you stand in the hanger Mr. Get out of here stalker. He will never actually evict you.
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Post by Carnageman on Feb 20, 2010 15:00:36 GMT -5
178. Neither will Zhorik do anything when you just stand there.
179. Garik also remains rather passive when you go into the back rooms of the bar, even though YOU CAN'T GO THERE.
180. Duty is generally all bark and no bite.
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Post by Karcentric on Feb 20, 2010 15:07:24 GMT -5
181. Snitch's info isn't worth shit, by the time you've got the money to buy it, you already know what he tells you.
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Post by jeniskunk on Feb 21, 2010 5:20:36 GMT -5
182. In the Zone, you are the only stalker who does work for NPCs.
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Post by imperialreign on Feb 21, 2010 20:01:18 GMT -5
183. - Artifacts are like Pokemon . . . strangely addictive, and you've got to catch 'em all. 184. - Monolithers are the only sane stalkers in the zone, simply using some common sense . . . the only way to keep you alive is to keep you from the zone's center . . . and the only way to keep you from the zone's center is to shoot at those dumb enough to attempt reaching the center . . . 185. - According to your PDA, any time you're in an underground lab, you're actually in the big land . . . 186. - When someone is so stubborn they just can't be moved, throwing bolts at their feet proves your will is stronger. 187. - Only you are subject to radiation . . .
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Cathmelar
Flesh
Zone Strogg
Soylent Green is Snork!
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Post by Cathmelar on Mar 1, 2010 15:42:50 GMT -5
188. All Stalkers are incredibly happy about the total lack of super glue in Sid's shop, because there aren't enough razors in the whole Zone to scrape it off their PDA touch screens.
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Post by imperialreign on Mar 1, 2010 22:30:25 GMT -5
188.5 - Radiation stops the growth of facial hair, rendering razors pointless.
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Post by Διμι on Mar 1, 2010 23:15:28 GMT -5
191. Zeno's a tricky bastard.
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Post by Karcentric on Mar 2, 2010 6:16:38 GMT -5
192. No one thought of creating a rat trap to deal with a rodents.
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